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Hadn't been here in a while but was in town with friends and we settled on this place. A couple in our group have some nostalgia for the Rhino and its been more good than…

I used to be a regular here back in the day prior to COVID. This review will cover a series of visits last week Su-Wed so you'll have a good sense comparatively of each…

2nd visit on a Sunday night. About 10$ uber ride from the strip. Got the promotional free entry (in order to get that you must not take your uber to the club, i took an…

It was late at night and I had always wondered about these types of places. I parked my car on the adjacent residential street and headed inside. I was greeted by a beautiful woman with…

When you walk in its the usual darkly lit place with a quick step through a metal detector. There is 2 bars on the first floor and 1 bar on the second floor which they…

I dropped in at Scarlett‘s with a friend around 2am on Thursday night (technically Friday). I sat at the car and ordered a drink. Immediately, a somewhat curvy but still hot Mexican by…

I heard that The Raven had reopened, so I stopped by on a Sunday evening to check out what they had to offer.

The layout is same as it always was. A rectangular bar surrounded by…

I was in Philly for work and finally freed myself up to escape to a club shortly before midnight on a Tuesday in December. This was my first trip to Delilah's, and I was generally…

Went on a Tuesday night about 6PM. Slow to start maybe about 10-15 rotating girls but picked up about an hour or two later to total of 25. Nice mix, although little low on the…

I stopped by Sinsation's on a recent afternoon. The parking lot is relatively small but I had no trouble finding a spot. If the club was crowded, I can imagine that parking would…

While I am in the Chicago area frequently for business, I'm often way north of the city in the suburbs, 1/2 way to Wisconsin. On this trip, I was lucky to be based in the…

I hadn't been to the Rhino LV since early 2017 as I had really settled into a preference for Sapphire's during the pre-pandemic years. Since I would go to Vegas about once per year, this…

Came in on Saturday night about 10PM, stayed a few hours. Cover was $10, tipped the pretty girl working a few dollars, no license scan.

Upon entering the club, the stage is to your left…

Went here at about 7. I think they had just opened. There was a promo that said no entry charge from 7-9 maybe. Checked in coat. Then went in a sat at the bar. It’s…

Went in around 2pm on the weekend and the place is in a strip mall with a smaller parking lot, so it looks like it would fill up quick on weekend nights. Inside the building…

I've been going to the strip club less lately so it's been a few months since I've hit up Sugar 44. A lot of times when I go it's day shift when I need to…

I was at the Spearmint Rhino on a Sunday evening couple of weeks back. Previously, I used to take the limo. But I saw numerous comments saying that the limo does not get you a…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. Free parking. Plenty of parking.

Door girl took $6 cover. Inside, there’s a u-shaped bar to the left. Main dance stage is far right. Assortment of seating in between.

No…

DD Manville is the old Frank's Chicken House building that's been there forever. It's pretty easy to get there off of 287, if you're coming from the north your GPS will take you down…

After a less than stellar week of work, I needed a little bit of relaxing time and no better place than the local boob bar to satisfy the itch.
Arrived a little after 1:00pm on a…

OTB is a decent club in terms of the layout, personnel (nice bartenders), and level of activity - it's rarely crazy busy so is pretty relaxed. The tip walk is irritating and in my…

I had a pretty relaxed agenda on Valentine’s Day. Late morning, I got a text asking me if I was coming to the club today. I hadn’t planned to, but I had free time and…

So I finally found some time to visit this place on a Wednesday Aftrenoon around 5PM. Located in a residential neighborhood. Corner build with a small patio I guess you can say in the front.…

Found myself on the westside of the state and decided to head to Kzoo to check this place out. Parking lot was large with no valet. Cover was 10 and domestic beer was…

This review is my visit to the Vue nearly a year ago. I remember many details of the club and its prices though.

I visited the Vue in the afternoon when the parking lot was…

Purple square building in industrial area. A bit seedy but I've never felt unsafe. Plenty of parking. No cover before 7 PM.

Rectangle bar with stage surrounded by bar. 2 poles.…

You get hit with $10.00 Vallet before you enter the club. The door bouncer stated seating would be at the bar which was on the far right side of the bar next to the Dj…

Hadn't been to Stateline in about 5 or 6 years, probably wont be back anytime soon. I figured going in on a Saturday night would mean the varsity lineup would be gracing the stage. If…

Bridgeton, NJ. Saturday night after midnight. Way down in south jersey. Almost out in the boonies. The only thing next to, behind, across the street from this club is the sticks. Walk in, two bouncers…

Fairless Hills, PA. Saturday night around 10. Wanted to check this spot out, never made it before it closed. Good location, a lot of stuff here on Lincoln Highway. Plenty of parking all around. Multiple…

This is my local spot. It's just a 15 min drive away from home. I've been having a pretty rough time at work since November and this week was the worst. The new owner made…

Pink building, lots of parking, nestled between the Dollar Store and Dollar General. If you're driving too fast on 130, you'll miss it and have to turn around.

Long rectangular bar that takes up most…

I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected a…

I have been frequenting Mario’s for a few years now as I think it provides the best bang for the buck outside of Providence, though ymmv.

It is located right outside of Worcester and about…

For $50 you can get a topless dance with good mileage. A few of these dancers were gorgeous, but most were just average or slightly above average. I visited the big Sacramento club earlier…

While scrolling through my phone on a Saturday afternoon, I found myself needing some “me” time. I decided to make the trek across the water to Pandora’s. Upon entering I handed the person at…

Had 90 minutes on a Friday between work and meeting up with friends. Easy access of I-91. Lot seemed well lit though I got a spot close to door. $10 cover.

Bar right there…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on Wednesday at 1pm. The club was half packed with many open seats when I arrived. The club has four 4 stages but one is a small stage and it is…

I made a recent Saturday afternoon visit to Bandaids. I arrived mid-afternoon, sometime around 2-3:00. Plenty of parking available in their oddly shaped little parking lot. No daytime cover charge here, no…

I visited on a Friday night at around 9:30pm, as the club opens at 8:00. It's located right on a main tourist square and very easy to find. You enter the club through a tunnel…

I got to this club around 3:30 on Friday, after the security check with the pat down and nut check I went in and got a beer. The place was packed. I have…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I've been to the Vu pre-covid and after, usually going over every other month or so. Overall the main vibe works for me. Not high pressure, but I'm generally willing to tip for the time…

I've described criket many times and it never changes. They are on a main road, easy to find and in a decent part of town. This is not Detroit, it's a nearby suburb, and criket…

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Visited 2/1/23

It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

Went on a Friday afternoon for an specific dancer. Everyone knows the set up so I won’t Jo into that. Stage in the center, dj booth on the left as you come in. Couches and…

Its was fairly late on a Sunday so my expectations were limited. I arrived around 11 and the atmosphere was subdued however there were 4-5 pretty hot women and 6-7 others in the dance rotation.…