the ultimate strip club list

Purple Orchid is a large square-ish building on Passyunk Ave, it's hard to miss seriously. I got there at 4 pm, I was at the airport dropping off a friend. No cover and about…

As many others have described, the Purple Orchid is a square, purple building in an industrial section of Southwest Philadelphia. Large parking lot, somewhat shared with some other businesses. Every time I've visited it's been…

Went on a whim to see how it was on a no. Weekend night. Still pretty lame. I stayed for a half hour and saw about 3 dancers. All white but I saws some dancers…

This was my second virgin stop tittie bar in Providence. Located in an industrial part of town. Pulled into the parking lot and was met by a bouncer and a metal detector, no biggie. Noticed…

I've been to this place every visit to Houston. Nice big parking but I always uber. You pay your fee, I believe it was $13-$15 (I'm usually already drunk and over tip the hot girl…

Back in South Houston on business, finished up early and decided to check out Legs. This place is directly under the freeway (I-45, I think). Very near a busy intersection with a tiny parking lot…

BabyDolls is easily top 3 for me in the DFW area.The club is clean, the crowd is not rowdy However, the lighting absolutely sucks way too bright not dimmed at all if it wasn't for…

I first visited the Red Room about a year ago and left underwhelmed. After reading some very positive reviews I decided to give it a second change. The 2nd visit was much better than the…

About a dozen ladies working on a Tuesday afternoon. Looked like 1 black, 2 white, and the rest Cuban, but at least today all the Cubans also spoke English. All of them greeted me with…

Went here on a whim as I was bored and it's pretty close by.

Paid a 10$ cover by showing the social media post.

Walk through the salon doors and what you will find is a oval…

Haven't been here in a long time so decided stop in around 2pm. Right on rt 611 across from the old willow Grove air base. Well maintained building on the outside. Walk into a rectangular…

Stopped by around 11pm on a Saturday not so long ago. I'd been at a house party until then and didn't feel like going straight home. The place was lively, not quite slammed but full,…

In Austin for a few days and found this club close to my hotel. It is located in a nice commercial area. The parking lot is pretty big and I did not have to pay…

For the mandatory description of the club, it’s a small pink building right off the freeway. Ample parking all around the building. Probably more parking space than the building itself. It’s a long rectangular seating…

This is my go to place in Seattle. Rio left Kittens so not the reason s to go there.

Pandora is a old Chinese restaurant. On Lake City way. Pothole filled parking lot. Small…

I got there Sunday around 9 PM
Parking lot was wide open which I thought it's probably a bad sign.
Location feels very safe. Looks like a pretty nice establishment from the outside.
I walk in…

Found myself with a free late afternoon and decided to spend it in the hood with some of West Philly’s finest. Parking was easy to find across 54th since I got there early. I’ve never…

After my last stop here with A, I was dying to come in and check her out once more. I might have been unsuccessful in my goal, but I definitely found some more variety and…

Arrived about 2PM at Pandoras on a Tuesday. Parking lot looked very full. I asked how many dancers and the manager said 7 or 8. I asked if Alexis was dancing and…

Decent amount of parking in the lot. Didn’t pay cover for day shift. Night shift was $5 cover. Simple id check and patdown. 3 stages and the most uncomfortable seating arrangements. Non alc drink $6.

Dayshift…

I came here around 3am with some friends to check out the place. Parking wasn’t hard to find but it was a late night on a weekday. I didn’t receive a charge for parking and…

Night shifts a bust if you’re not a regular.

$5 cover. You see the bar as soon as you walk in. And the left side is the club area with stage and ld area.

Girls: Cuban,…

Let’s hit the basics first. This club is in a safe enough part of town. Way better than many of the “Portland” clubs. Big parking lot in a suburban area. No cover at 3:30 when…

Went here solo on a sat night at 130am. $40 cover which I paid and totally expected it to be about that. It was super busy, wall to wall people. As you enter there we’re…

I visited TJ’s Showgirls in Stanton, Orange County, California, on the afternoon of Thursday, February 29, 2024 from about 4;15 to 5:45. I hadn’t been to a club for 5 months and was ready…

One dark and stormy Sunday night I went to Paradise COI after striking out at Synn COI. I walk in after getting a mil discount from the guy taking money at the door. It's…

I was in the area on a Wednesday evening and decided to pay a return visit to the Hitching Post. Found parking in their smallish parking lot and walked right in. I took a seat…

Had not been to PP in several months and decided to stop in on a Sunday since they're pretty much the only game in town open on Sunday. Had low expectations as I'm a high…

It was a Saturday, 230pm, no cover charge. Said hi to the bouncer, this guy is much friendlier than the ones they usually have working the door. Bar to the right and DJ both to…

I was a real degen and made 3 trips in a week: Tuesday, Friday, and Monday. I'll try to hit highlights.

As other reviews have stated, the pot holes are filled. This is VERY welcome.

All trips…