the ultimate strip club list

I must confess that I am not as familiar with the current Fantasies as Desire but I do stop by occasionally to have a drink with Patti and some “entertainment” if someone piques my interest.
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Stopped in at random on a Sunday a couple of weeks ago, because I was bored and felt like getting some so figured why not. The club was dead as a door nail. It was…

Drove by couple weeks ago and decided to pull in and check out the early part of the day shift. Seems they’ve been remodeling now for years and years so pay attention to the door…

I returned to Hidden Gems on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago after not visiting the club for several months. No cover to get in this time. Prices have not changed. $5 for a…

While everything else in Vegas is popping, Talk of the Town is a sleepy little video store/club.

I entered in on a Sunday evening thinking it might be busy with decent number of patrons and…

So, had to be in the Tri-State area and when I do I make a point of getting to PM for some pleasant moments.

This review covers 2 days - Tuesday/Wednesday - with Tuesday being late…

Had a good time at Mirage, but it wasn't amazing, especially compared to clubs in Vegas/Montreal/AC. But for a Long Island club, not bad.

Lots of girls, and lots of customers so you weren't bombarded, and…

Driving through on my way home from work decided to stop off and get a stress reliever. Boy was I wrong.

Stopped in to the pink palace this Wednesday afternoon after a short day at…

Visited on a recent Friday night. I arrived just before 9 and the parking lot seemed busy for the time. I paid cover and got the pat down by security, I don’t remember that on…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later).
Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

Went on a Thurasday night around 8:30 to see if there was any I improvement since my last visit over a year ago. That visit also was an extremely disappointing one, thus the long time…

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided…

I came here during the day shift originally and the place felt really empty and low energy so I wasn't digging it, I decided to give it a second chance and went during the night…

Entered around 10pm. Crowd not too lively and not a lot of interaction between dancers and new customers. They tended to hang with what seemed to be regulars. About 1/2 dancers…

Came here on a Monday night, the bright lights were shining as always. Paid the $20 tip, typical pat down, and walked in.
Being a weekday night, only saw 4 girls when…

This visit was made on Tuesday, January 23, 2024.

I entered after 7:00pm. Cover charge was 20.00.

Behind the front desk, there is a sign telling you the price of dances:
Lapdances in the communal…

First of all shame on you guys for not reviewing this place more. My guess is the drive through paterson to get here is scary for some or most dont want to ruin a good…

Visited here with my buddy on a Friday night (around 10pm) near the end of the year in 2023. My previous visit was in March 2023. Cover was around $10 because both my friend and…

Never been to a club in LA before and this one was close to my hotel so I thought I'd give it a shot. Pretty easy to find and easy parking but the entrance was…

Drove from MN late at night as this club was listed as a great value. Can't speak to the value in terms of drinks considering I walked in, went to the bar, and was never…

This is my lunch go to spot. They sometimes struggle with keeping the kitchen open but they revamped their food a few months ago and the food is very good. The hamburger special is $7…

Been to ZN a few times so decided to hit up DejaVu for the first time which fell on a weekday after midnight. I have heard a lot of things about this club some good…

Haven't been to Kittens in a while. Some work brought me down south so I stopped in on my way home to reward myself. My last few visits have been anywhere from lackluster to crazy…

This is my favorite Baltimore club which I have described in previous reviews: a spacious upscale club with nude dancers, full bar, and full contact laps. But despite the size, it can also…

The Electric blue is 2 minutes off the highway about 20 minutes East of Hartford. The location is under the strip mall that faces the Main Street with a side entrance. The…

PLACE: Small to medium size building across from the naval station. Kind of a weird vibe driving at night in what seems like the middle of nowhere, but the seclusion means your car isn't getting…

The Pink Palace has been described as nauseam, so suffice it to say it’s a building, it has a few walls and a roof. There’s a bathroom that would make a 3rd world resident say…

If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled THE GIRLS
GETTING THERE
The GPS address is 2 Globe Street, Providence, RI

OUTSIDE
Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is valet parking…