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Fantasy's

Hours

Thu - Sat: 7 pm - 3am

Details

Lap Dance Cost: 30 Avg. Drink Cost: 4.25 Cover Day: 0 Cover Night: 5-10

Alcohol, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Prepay Private Dances

Not exactly a strip club
I wouldn’t call this place a strip club. I had been here before and the place was jumping. However, due to the economy and I’m guessing the 2020 shutdown, it’s gone downhill. However, it still serves its purpose. I arrived around 11pm on a Saturday night. I walked in, there’s no cover, and discovered five dancers sitting around a table. The only reason I went is because an “old friend” left her previous club and went to work here. I can’t comment on the other ladies working because I really didn’t get a good look at them. There’s no cover as I stated. There’s also no bar, no bartender, no DJ, it’s a byob establishment, and there’s one guy running the whole place. When I walked in, my friend immediately jumped up and came to me. She told me it’s pretty much do whatever you want. She came over to me with a bottle of water, and immediately started playing. Her and I caught up a bit because we hadn’t seen each other in awhile (I was in a relationship). After talking for about a half hour, we decided to get a room. I say it that way because this really isn’t a strip club. I’m sure you understand where I’m going here. I can’t recall the entire price list. But, it’s $440 for an hour. They no longer take credit cards. So, if you venture here, make sure you bring plenty of cash. If there’s an ATM there, I didn’t see it. After paying, she led me to the room. It’s not very big and there’s a table and couch. It’s also very dark in the room as there’s only one dim light. As soon as we got in there, it got hot and heavy as I knew it would. Her and I were really going at it and I could tell she still knew what she was doing. After everything was said and done. We both got cleaned up and dressed, then went back out front. Her and I talked for a bit and exchanged numbers. Since the visits I have heard from her so I know it was the right number. I tipped her through Zelle and called it a night. Now, I probably won’t be back since reconnecting with my friend. She will see me outside of the club without question. But, this place serves its purpose. If you are in meed, I’d recommend going here.
It is what it is
The place is still as it is. Two story -looking building near Mountaineer Casino (the best thing to put into your GPS if you're trying to locate it). Plenty of well lit parking, reasonably safe. I was also here about a month earlier, and the owner had let the liquor license lapse. So I walk in, no cover because still no license, (should have it by Monday, but this was also what he said a month ago). Beer is usually $4. I had some pop in the car and a bottle so I spiked it and got a cup of ice at the bar. Main room is large. Bar to the left. Ample seating, 3-4 TVs mounted on the walls usually on ESPN. Stage to the right along with rest rooms, There is a VIP couch area adjacent to the stage that I don't think I've ever seen used. This night there was a dancer on stage, obviously pregnant, but Fantasy's has devolved so much there is rarely a dancer on stage of any type. Make no mistake, this is an extras club. I chatted with a new girl working there, Thinner, attractive, friendly. she admitted that she dances in the privates but nothing more. I gave her my opinion of other clubs she could work in the area that were stricter on rules so she didn't have to keep saying "no I don't do that". Most of the dancers are older and some have serious mileage on them. As for the particulars. Private rooms are still $220 per half hour, tips for service on top of that. Fully nude. They take place in one of four rooms with curtains. They usually include a free drink. Rooms are small, clean and comfortable. There is also the dungeon room which I have seen, but the cost is much higher. Couch dances are in the entrance to the VIP area and are topless, I believe ($20 per song). A few updates. Since the pandemic closures days of operation have cut down to Thursday thru Saturday.
Appalaychia or Appalatcha?
New Cumberland, WV. Friday night. Right by a casino but otherwise kind of out the boonies. Without tuscl or google you would probably never find this place. Plenty of parking, pretty big building. Walk in, to a lobby with nobody in it. I saw people inside so I just waited maybe somebody left for front for a bit. After like a minute some guy from the bar comes in and lets me in. No cover, no id, no nothing I just grab a drink of water at the bar walk on in. I pass two dancers who ask if I've been here before, I say no, and they let me know upfront that this is an ultra mileage spot right off the rip. Customers not too many a couple groups of fat guys, hispanic and white it looked about, middle age. Pretty slow for a friday night, it's gotta be real slow during the week. Lap dances are $25 a song, supposedly no touch and then VIP is $220 for 30 minutes and a whole lotta touch. Dancers. I'm not gonna lie this lineup was pretty jacked up overall. With one exception. Mostly older girls, a couple newer girls in their 20's but aside from that mostly 30's and 40's here. One girl was clearly on meth and looked 75, you know that meth head skeletor look. Some fake stuff here. One of the younger girls was hispanic. One black girl with big fake tits. The rest of the girls were white. Range of talent maybe 1 all the way to 8. About 7 or 8 dancers. Not a big lineup so I don't want to get too specific on the girl here but to me she was the one exception I would say a solid 8 with a natural rack that was a 10. Nice girl. I ask about mileage and it seemed like LD's were a waste you might as well do 220. I was tossing it around in my head, I mean damn this is West Virgnia shouldn't this shit be cheaper. But negotiated on the floor. I asked if she's ever seen Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra live and in concert, I have tickets and they put on a great live show. She said wait isn't Frank Sinatra dead? Fuck your right. Well do you just wanna fuck? No she said. She doesn't do that. Fair enough. I asked hey would you like smell my Tom Ford scent in VIP. Tobbaco Vanille, it's great. She was actually down with that and to be honest the boobs sold me. They were truly wonderful. Pay the guy ahead of time. Get into VIP, curtain booth with a couch, nobody fucks with you, no cameras. 30 minutes is a good amount of time. Nipple sucking was cool and then I was having as much fun as I could with her rack and showing off my Tom Ford cologne collection. I finished drained and fully satisfied. Only price was the room fee of $220. With racks like these, who even needs vaginas? Having a good time with big natural boobies out in good ole' West Virginia, it don't get much better than that.

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