Appalaychia or Appalatcha?
New Cumberland, WV. Friday night. Right by a casino but otherwise kind of out the boonies. Without tuscl or google you would probably never find this place. Plenty of parking, pretty big building. Walk in, to a lobby with nobody in it. I saw people inside so I just waited maybe somebody left for front for a bit. After like a minute some guy from the bar comes in and lets me in. No cover, no id, no nothing I just grab a drink of water at the bar walk on in. I pass two dancers who ask if I've been here before, I say no, and they let me know upfront that this is an ultra mileage spot right off the rip. Customers not too many a couple groups of fat guys, hispanic and white it looked about, middle age. Pretty slow for a friday night, it's gotta be real slow during the week. Lap dances are $25 a song, supposedly no touch and then VIP is $220 for 30 minutes and a whole lotta touch.
Dancers. I'm not gonna lie this lineup was pretty jacked up overall. With one exception. Mostly older girls, a couple newer girls in their 20's but aside from that mostly 30's and 40's here. One girl was clearly on meth and looked 75, you know that meth head skeletor look. Some fake stuff here. One of the younger girls was hispanic. One black girl with big fake tits. The rest of the girls were white. Range of talent maybe 1 all the way to 8. About 7 or 8 dancers.
Not a big lineup so I don't want to get too specific on the girl here but to me she was the one exception I would say a solid 8 with a natural rack that was a 10. Nice girl. I ask about mileage and it seemed like LD's were a waste you might as well do 220. I was tossing it around in my head, I mean damn this is West Virgnia shouldn't this shit be cheaper. But negotiated on the floor. I asked if she's ever seen Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra live and in concert, I have tickets and they put on a great live show. She said wait isn't Frank Sinatra dead? Fuck your right. Well do you just wanna fuck? No she said. She doesn't do that. Fair enough. I asked hey would you like smell my Tom Ford scent in VIP. Tobbaco Vanille, it's great. She was actually down with that and to be honest the boobs sold me. They were truly wonderful.
Pay the guy ahead of time. Get into VIP, curtain booth with a couch, nobody fucks with you, no cameras. 30 minutes is a good amount of time. Nipple sucking was cool and then I was having as much fun as I could with her rack and showing off my Tom Ford cologne collection. I finished drained and fully satisfied. Only price was the room fee of $220.
With racks like these, who even needs vaginas? Having a good time with big natural boobies out in good ole' West Virginia, it don't get much better than that.