maybe an off vibe but worth it

Visiting some friends in Florida, we decide to go hang out for a day in Miami, and top it off with some strip clubs. Especially since this was my first time ever, they were psyched to take me. I was psyched to go, and I had already done my homework with this site.

This place’s location felt like a mistake at first, borderline dodgy, but just odd; it’s in a warehouse district. We park ourselves but the Cuban guy sitting outside says we have to still pay $10. Whatever, I just want to get in. Front desk girl was very pleasant and I think the cover charge for this time of day (7:00?) was still $10. Come in and find a huge room, long bar to the left, stage opposite, and at one end, a roped off section. Maybe one or two other PLs, otherwise no patrons- the 4 of us were definitely noticeable. All of the girls seemed to be Latina, even the darkest ones (probably Dominican or Cuban). We already pregamed so I really only wanted a bottle of water ($10?) I’m trying my best as a total newbie to keep my poker face on, and take out a stack of $1s to put on the table, to let them know I’m ready to play. The girls doing pole dances were really into it, all started out in whatever outfit they had on, and ended up nude by the end.

One of them did a tip walk, which I found annoying, especially since her dance was only finishing as we came in. All of the other girls are huddled together at their own tables, on their phones. Finally one Cuban comes around (Monica) and starts chatting with us, her skimpy outfit showing off a pair of angels wings tattooed on her butt cheeks. Her face is meh but her body was tight, and she’s really enthusiastic, so I decide what the hell, take her for a dance. The lap dances ($25 ea) are in the back, in wooden booths; no one else is there. Full grind, the tits come out, and as I hesitate, she takes my hands and puts them all over. Then she immediately starts trying to upsell VIP for fs. My brain is on complete overload and I decline for now as best I can, and she sounded unhappy to hear it, but whatever, by now the song is done. I come out in a daze and sit back down, only for a second Cuban to come over, straddle me, take her (fake) tits out, and put them in my mouth. My buddies had told her it was my first time AND my birthday (it wasn’t). This is Susan and in her broken English, she says she’s 35, but she legit looks 25. I decide to definitely take her for a lap dance, might have been two, and worth every penny. An awesome grind and two way, full on contact, including a lot of stick shifting and FIV, which she seemed to like.

After this, one guy in our group had lost his phone, and we all start looking for it, trying not to panic. The bouncer was awesome and was looking with us too, as well as a few of the girls. The moment passes once it’s found, but it left us feeling a little off. None of the other girls feel inspired to come around and say hi, so although I was perfectly happy for the moment, the other guys decide that there’s an off vibe, and decide to go. Although not before Susan tells us point blank that if any of us wants a BJ, it’s $300 in VIP. I knew from this site that, generally speaking, that can compensate FS, so even I know that’s steep. So we called it a night and decide to try another place…

If I found myself in Miami again, I would definitely try it again, personally.