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eelspear
Reviews
1 yr ago
Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave Las Vegas, NV 89102
Sunday night at Little Darlings
Went in Sunday night around 9pm. The parking lot is well lighted and the area feel safe. There is a gas station across the street. The guard and front desk were friendly. The cover was…
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TallCool1
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1 yr ago
Cheetah Gentlemen's Club
1101 E New Circle Rd Lexington, KY 40505
Decent way to spend a THU night but not great
This was my first visit to the club since it changed from Platinum Plus (so it's been a while). The Club was remodeled and looks good. Beers were $6 which isn't unreasonable for a club.…
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herbtcat
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1 yr ago
La Bellezze Gentlemen’s Club
21516 Sherman Way Canoga Park, CA 91303
New owner, higher prices; everything else still shitty.
Been going to this location since it was a pool-table biker & beer club in the 1980's called Gotham City (the owner was a guy named Gordon... as in "Commissioner Gordon" from the old Batman…
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Scluva6969
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1 yr ago
Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903
The good, the bad, the hustle-y
Got in right before 8pm aka shift switch time. There were already 10 or so dancers and double that in PLs. Layout: parking next to building, long corridor with metal detector/bouncer - $10 cover. Enter the double doors…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Hungryhunnypot)
2
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Scooter16
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1 yr ago
Players Club
6710 N. Federal Blvd Denver, CO 80221
Love me some Cubans
Always a good time at players club. Got there early and parked on the valet side. Security said that would be no problem and that valet doesn’t come until later. The girls…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Young-Simba)
2
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funonthaside
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1 yr ago
The Harem
100 NJ-17 Lodi, NJ 07644
Worst Clip Joint in North Jersey
Free parking lot, accessible driving south on NJ-17 SOUTH. Entrance creeps up on you, as it's the first building after empty area leading up to parking lot entrance. It's shortly before the other…
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loper
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1 yr ago
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
Comfortable club with enough variety to suit most PLs
Mario's is a smallish club at least a half hour drive from any other club. There's a bar with 8 seats, a large stage with multiple poles that typically only a few PLs sit at,…
last comment 1 yr ago
(crosscheck)
5
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jmiel
Reviews
1 yr ago
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056
Not a 10 but still my favorite
I visit Houston about twice a month on business. I have visited quite a few clubs but this is my favorite. About 50% of the time the manager at the front recognizes me…
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Nobodygtyu
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1 yr ago
Smugglers
208-345 8th St E, Owen Sound, ON N4K 1L3, Canada*
I could write anything and you would have to believe me
Stopped by for the first time on a Wednesday evening. This place hasn't been reviewed in 7 years so I really could say anything and you adjudicators may as well approve it. Dances are $1…
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Blanchodun
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1 yr ago
Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd San Diego, CA 92111
good
This is the best club in San Diego and the only one I visit as the others are useless. The club is in a busy strip mall and not a shady place at all ..…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Slickwillie)
1
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fenwayfav
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1 yr ago
Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903
Have the prices gone up?
I only get here about once every month or two. Based on my last two visits, it seems to me that the dancer prices are going up. Over the past couple of visits…
last comment 1 yr ago
(OldWhiteGuy)
3
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Chicago2223
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1 yr ago
American Bush
2630 S 300 W South Salt Lake, UT 84115
A good stop considering it’s Salt Lake
I found myself back in Salt Lake and stopped back in to AB. The place remains the same with one big room and one stage. A “bar” off to the left serving only water…
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cutzlikaknife
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1 yr ago
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
5 star rock n roll club w satellite stages for privacy
clean place. girls here are not particularly pushy. if you see a girl that interests you, I would suggest approaching, it's easy, maybe offer her a drink or if you want to go straight…
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Brad2you
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1 yr ago
Firehouse Cabaret
5782 Portland Rd NE Salem, OR 97305
Laid Back Monday
Not much else around this location - very blue collar bar feel. Quiet on a monday night... 4 girls working that I saw - All were good looking different flavors The bouncer was friendly and…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Brad2you)
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Nobodygtyu
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1 yr ago
Danny's
469 7th Ave, Hanover, ON N4N 3M9, Canada*
The Alabama of Ontario
Hit this club on a Wednesday afternoon as I was relatively nearby for work. Called Danny's Hotel technically it looks like but just a basic bar with a stripper pole, and a slightly racist bartender…
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jjjbbb31
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1 yr ago
The Brass Ass Lounge
613 Monmouth St Newport, KY 41071
Standard visit
I went there around four. I’ve been there before so I knew what to expect. There were already four or five girls there ready To go. Still the same routine, need to pay to talk…
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Jascoi
Front Room
1 yr ago
add some details when asked on reviews.
review writers... please add price info (as a comment) when asked by adjudicators or comments for more info. thank you! i guess some guys don't read their reviews after posting.
last comment 1 yr ago
(stripperlover777)
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bluize
Reviews
1 yr ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115
Another Great Tuesday Afternoon
Visited town last month and we hit the club earlier on a Tuesday than usual. My review was rejected as it didn’t upload properly and only the last paragraph went up for review.…
last comment 1 yr ago
(unclewillSea)
3
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applebottomjeans
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1 yr ago
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786
Make it rain on these girls!
The highest mileage club around, satisfaction guaranteed. No air dances here. I came on a weekday night. There are less girls working but no shortage of talent, and there’s less foot traffic so the women…
last comment 1 yr ago
(basedtexafornian)
3
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IrishLadAtLarge
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1 yr ago
Divas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln Austin, TX 78744
OK Monday afternoon
Club is out away from town in an industrial area. Feels pretty safe. Parking is $5 but you can often park right on the street. $15 to get in but you can't get any dances…
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xsjgx
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1 yr ago
Hobbeze
1604 E Cumberland St Lebanon, PA 17042
Checking out the new talent
Took a little break from the hobby just because of how disappointing Central PA has been, but I've noticed a handful of new girls pop up on the Hobbeze instagram the past few months and…
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Jorge21
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1 yr ago
All Star Bar & Grill
7949 47th St McCook, IL 60525
Great time to pass time
Decided to pop in with a couple buddies on a Saturday night. Parking lot is not the biggest but fairly sized. Cover charge is ten bucks with the establishment being medium sized with a big…
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nj_pete
Reviews
1 yr ago
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Galaxy rocked my universe
For my first time to any Detroit area club I choose Bogart’s as it was close to my hotel and I did not want to leave rental car keys with any valets as required in…
last comment 1 yr ago
(PepsiMan)
2
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nj_pete
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1 yr ago
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016
Repeating good experience with same girl
Had the chance to stop at PL on a recent Thursday mid afternoon. What more can be said about the pink palace that has not been described before; bright pink building on southbound side…
last comment 1 yr ago
(psulion73)
4
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Ctaine
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1 yr ago
Talk of the Town
1238 S Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89104
Las Vegas' hidden gem
First note: The club has changed its hours. It's now 6pm - 2am instead of 4-1. My first time in Vegas, and a fan of the late Arnold Snyder who reviewed vegas clubs on…
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vinnie1987
Reviews
1 yr ago
Hawaii by Night
339 Royal Hawaiian Ave Honolulu, HI 96815
Small Fun Club
In Waikiki for work so decided to give Hawaii by Night a chance. Arrived about 10pm on Monday night, few customers were sitting at the couple tables across stage. It was a small, depressed stage…
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509bad
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1 yr ago
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108
Tuesday
Decided to stop by Kittens because it had been a while. Pulled into the parking lot around 11am, maybe a dozen or so cars in lot. Made my way to the club…
last comment 11 mos ago
(unclewillSea)
4
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Llappers
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1 yr ago
Closed
Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
221 US-46 Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
I rested a bit
This place is quite a place. It’s had a bit of a history from what I can tell and it seems tired. But still effective. It’s located in a neighborhood on the highway and the…
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froggy2
Articles
1 yr ago
Las Vegas Strip Clubs Pre and Post Covid
Looking back, I have been going to Las Vegas since about 1990. Prior to Covid, not too much major change in the clubs, other that the prlifiation of the mega clubs. A number were 24 hours open, and a lot were open till early morning, daybreak! The clubs mostly were low, and sometimes if early no…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Nixur68)
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shailynn
Front Room
1 yr ago
Name One Movie…
Name one movie you think is excellent that you think other people would like that they wouldn’t know about or forgot about. I watched “The International” 2009 the other day. What a good…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Manuellabore)
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RichD$
Reviews
1 yr ago
Centerfolds
391 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
Last house on the block
Was in town for work on a saturday and went over to CF. Place is relatively small but no complaints about appearance or cleanliness. Staff (not dancers) was very very friendly which…
last comment 1 yr ago
(TFP)
1
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tomsawyer3122
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1 yr ago
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway Baltimore, MD 21231
Solid experience at Ritz Cabaret
Visited the Ritz on a Saturday night. Was reasonably busy with a small line outside. There was a $15 cover to get in. I was with a group and we elected to get a VIP…
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2pasture
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1 yr ago
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
Meh and pushy experience. Miss the old CH.
Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things. Anyway, before I make this a reminiscent review,…
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angelfan1985
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1 yr ago
Knockouts
3901 Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
Nicely themed place. Cheap drinks and a fun time.
Came here on a late Monday night. The bar has a weird layout where it's kind of far from the stage and u can't get a clear view of it if u are sitting there.…
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blahblahblahs
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1 yr ago
Golden Dragon Exotic Club
324 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR 97204
Sometimes you shouldn't chase the dragon.
This covers two visits and perhaps you can learn from my mistakes. Layout: security downstairs on the street. Go up a set of stairs, $10 to the bouncer to get in. The stage is in…
last comment 1 yr ago
(skinnywhiteboy)
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2pasture
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1 yr ago
Brandi's Exotic Nightclub
893 Dunsmuir St, Vancouver, BC V6C, Canada*
Worth a visit and some. YMMV.
First time at a Vancouver club and loved it. Canadian clubs never disappoint compared to the ones in California. When you enter the building and take the elevator, you have to make sure you get…
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Mr Monger
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1 yr ago
Club 44
4030 Coldwater Rd Fort Wayne, IN 46805
It was okay
I was in Fort Wayne again for some business and decided to head back to club 44, had very low expectations going in as it not really known for high mileage, but hey what the…
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