The Alabama of Ontario

Centerfolds Showbar

Thunder Bay, ON

Thunder Bay, ON. Friday after midnight. Square building in an area surrounded by restaurants and box stores so seems pretty safe, decent amount of parking around the sides of the building. Walk in, security guard…

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Was in the area on a recent Friday night so decided to check this club out around 9pm. Parking was a bit difficult but finally found a spot in the houses near the club, subway…

Triple Play

Sarnia, ON

Not sure what the adjudicators want me to do, make shit up? Well here goes attempt number two. Sarnia ON, Friday night. Club is right next to some sort of restaurant, parked in a shared lot,…

I reached this place at around 10 PM on a Tuesday evening. The venue had ample parking, and it was free. Upon entering the club, there were two bouncers dressed in black clothing who checked…

Dirty, dingy, and tired. Am I talking about the building or the dancers? Yes. Located on the outskirts of a small town behind a factory, the atmosphere outside gives you a heads-up on what…

I keep forgetting to do reviews of this place when I go, so consider this to be a consolidated review of 4 visits over the last year. Considering that there hasn't been a review…

I haven't been here in a while so when driving by after work I thought I'd give it a try. Last time I was disappointed in the prices. $15.00 for a lame dance seemed to…