The Alabama of Ontario

Hit this club on a Wednesday afternoon as I was relatively nearby for work. Called Danny's Hotel technically it looks like but just a basic bar with a stripper pole, and a slightly racist bartender so you republican freaks would love her (she was cool though). No cover or pat down, got a water for $3.50 but gave a $5 and let her keep the change.

5-6 dancers, most middle aged, pudgy and white. Not very attractive, all but one under 5 on the attractiveness scale. No stage dances at this time since there weren't many customer. Did talk to one decently pretty white girl who was in her late 20's, chilled for about 20-30 minutes then did 3 dances for $20 per song, standard price in Ontario but she did say after 9pm the price of dances goes up to $25 per song. At the bar I would have rated her a 7, but honestly up close in the back she was more of a 6. Good dance tho, very sensual.

After that just chatted up the racist bartender about basketball for about half an hour before leaving. If you're in the area and don't want to drive an hour to the greater Toronto area then it's not a bad option.