I could write anything and you would have to believe me

Stopped by for the first time on a Wednesday evening. This place hasn't been reviewed in 7 years so I really could say anything and you adjudicators may as well approve it. Dances are $1 per song? Girls are all 10's and provide extras and FRMOS' galore? Who's to say I'm lying?

Anyways they open at 6:30 so since they just opened when I arrived it was only two girls there, both white and a bit chubby (north of Toronto staple it seems). They weren't middle aged at least. No stage show and I was the only customer at this time. No mention of a drink minimum but I got a $5 water.

I just wanted to grab a dance and go so I went with the slightly cuter of the two. Not sure if this is standard for all dancers here but she told me dances are $25 a piece for her. Did 2 and called it a day.