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Centerfolds Showbar

Thunder Bay, ON

Thunder Bay, ON. Friday after midnight. Square building in an area surrounded by restaurants and box stores so seems pretty safe, decent amount of parking around the sides of the building. Walk in, security guard…

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Was in the area on a recent Friday night so decided to check this club out around 9pm. Parking was a bit difficult but finally found a spot in the houses near the club, subway…

Triple Play

Sarnia, ON

Not sure what the adjudicators want me to do, make shit up? Well here goes attempt number two. Sarnia ON, Friday night. Club is right next to some sort of restaurant, parked in a shared lot,…

Boy what a way to ring in the New Year. I am really not sure how I ended up here for New Years and I would never ever ever plan to spend my NYE at…

This had to be the worst strip club I've ever been to. My expectations weren't very high but I did expect better. Stopped in on a Saturday night around 9:00pm and stayed till close only…

This club is one of the worst clubs i have ever been to,the girls is notmany if they show up are really bad!The owner of this club does not know how to manage it she…

Maybe it was my short hair and the girls thought I was a cop, but I spent 2 hours there and wasn't acknowledged. They weren't being overwhelmed by clients as they didn't really look like…