the ultimate strip club list

Okay, so I absolutely HATE wearing belts. They never seem to fit just right, and even if they do, the buckle usually annoys the hell out of me when sitting down. Suspenders don't…

Entrance is literally right off of the freeway. Parking lot is sufficiently lit, with the option to park in the open in the front, or in the back behind the building. Self park, no valet…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. I think the club layout has been explained plenty by now but in short, large bar area when you walk in the door. Just beyond the bar is a large…

Was in the area so I decided to make my first visit to Ricks in a long time last Saturday night. I arrived around 8pm and left around 10:30pm. The parking lot was pretty empty which…

First time visit to Providence clubs.. infact i think it was my first visit after COVID to any club. Usually, i only take simple lap dances but this time around i ended up spending too much.…

Went to Ricks for their lunch special. $15 for 3 course lunch (you'll leave stuffed and food is pretty good). Club is pretty big and there's a lot of seating available. There's TVs that play…

Went here for the first time on a Thursday with one friend in May while visiting for the weekend. Upon walking in, we were immediately matched to a woman each by the guys at the…

After a somewhat lackluster experience at Flight Club on Saturday night (which will be a separate review), I decided to try BTs out on a Sunday afternoon. I arrived pretty much right at opening, so…

I think that one’s experience at stage dolls can be very different from another based on the girl that you spend your time with. I’ve had some great experiences here and some poor experiences…

I had not been to TDs North since before covid and had the opportunity to stop by on a Saturday night at the end of last month. Pulled into a more than half full parking lot…

I went there on a Monday night by myself around 7 pm. I was in town for work. I have to say that it's a unique experience. There are a lot of reports on here…

Headed into Pando’s on a Friday night after a show around 11:30PM. This is a Seattle indie club, a one-off situated a couple of miles from I-5 on an old highway. It’s the typical auto…

Early afternoon. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. 6 dancers. We’d just jetted outta Wackos. The girls there were so pushy. Beyond desperate. They demanded tips just for sitting down and saying hi. Wtf. At Sins…

Hit TT late dayshift, 7:30, professional service to enter, metal detector and a very able security guard, $10 cover to Halo, former dancer now door girl, who is now very polite and friendly. The place…

Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her. Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you a…

From what I can tell from my visits to Quebec clubs, boobie joints play a different role than they do in the States. At least on weekend nights, they are full of large mixed crowds,…

First time coming here in the afternoon, which is a rarity these days in Los Angeles, as most topless and alcohol clubs don’t seem to bother opening till after 7. The layout is as it…

I had nothing to do July 4 so headed to Pandoras after a short disastrous visit to Deja Vu, Lake City. Yes, I know, what could I expect on Independence Day! There were approximately 5…

Listings are classified as bikini bar, topless strip club, nude strip club, and few others. Just wondering… I get the topless vs. nude. Plain strip club seems somewhere in between but what is the real

The club is off of route 91 and not far fro the airport as wel. This is the last club standing that was owned by the Springfield ma group. Some of those girls now work…

Have seen place for a while, decided to give it a try. Nice looking place outside and inside. Scan of ID seems like everywhere and 10 buck cover. There around 7pm. Not…

Have not been here for a while. The last time was pretty bad but hope springs eternal! Maybe it's gotten better! Saturday night after a Green Day concert at nearby Target field so I thought maybe…

Baby Dolls was only two miles from my hotel, and I had driven past it a dozen times, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and stop at 18:00 on a Saturday. The…

First time at fantasy in a long time. My first time there was very awkward and was hopeful this day would be different. I can tell you, it was better. After security and $10 cover,…

Tough day at work this Thursday, led to a Pink Palace visit. Plenty of parking, easy access off of 130. BYOB and the bar maids are fantastic, friendly and always there to help. Entered out of…

I visited this place about a year ago. It was decent. I decided to go back with a few friends last night. This place has gone way down hill. My friends…

Friday Night. 1st time into Tropical Bar as I was staying at the attached Rizo Hotel. The hotel and club are part of HK business so my HK VIP card worked for my Rizo…

This place has been described to death but will give it a go. Walk in the door at 7:30-8:00 PM, doorman checks my ID and after talking with him he lets me in for free…

Tbh I’m just looking to get laid. I don’t care to spend my hard earned money on lap dances & teases only to get blue balls.i want to bang hot chicks. I’m kinda looking…

I stopped in just after open. The parking lot didn’t have very many cars, so wasn’t sure who was working, but went in anyway. Paid the $21 and found a seat, and tipped the waitress…

well it been some time since i ve written a review but was waiting to see if this place was in a long term slump or just temporary. sad to say looks to me its…

I have been to this club 4-5 times. It varies WIDELY whenever I go. This night, it was a hit. There were 15 or so girls. 8 white, 5 black, and 2 hispanic. Most of…

Went to Thorobred early afternoon and had a few beers. A young dance by name of M——- came up and we talked for a while after I purchased a $20 drink.…