Went in on a Saturday around 10:30 PM, hoping to catch some variety, but the lineup was pretty underwhelming. Club setup is the usual—no nudity on stage technically, but a few dancers…

I visited Deans Gold on a Wednesday night around 11:00 pm. I paid $5 to park, $20 cover, and $9 for a domestic beer. So I was -$34.00 before I sat…

Visited today because I really enjoy $10 lap dances on Tuesdays (they also offer this on Sundays, but open only on nights). Having reviewed this establishment a number of times, and…

Vivide was easy to find in an area that seems to be developing. I arrived before 1 pm on a rainy Monday, so parking was not an issue. I had…

Have been to Scarlett’s a number of times over the last couple of years when in the Tampa area. It is in a industrial area east of Ybor. Been there mid-day, early…

Went in on Monday to kill some time between meetings. The bar is on a corner in the industrial part of Philly. One thing strange about this bar is that it reeks…

I thought I had been here before, but I don’t think I was. Conveniently located along I81 just south of the Maryland border. Pulled into a very full lot, get to the…

Ok so granted Sundays are not a great day to go to a club but it is the day I had. Went due to knowing the bar tender. I get there and…

I stopped by Night Moves last weekend while visiting Bloomington, and it was a solid experience for what it is a no-frills strip club in a college town. As the only spot…

So I don't want to come down too hard on the place because I've had lots of positive experiences here previously. I've been reasonably busy and actually haven't been to a club…

Went there a long while ago during a business trip. It was a Tuesday in July. Parking was free, no door charge around 4pm. Inside, there was a stage in den middle of…

It was the President's Day Weekend and I was out and about and decided to drop in to see what a Sunday afternoon looked like.The parking lot was sparse. I got in…

Temptations is a longstanding staple in the kansas city area. The TOTALLY NUDE sign outside is a misnomer as this is not a full nude club and does not serve alcohol. I…

Poplar Bluff, MO. Friday night real late. Plenty of parking. Area seems fine to me, not much going on around here. The building looks real unique it's like a big rock facade.…

After stopping at KOD on a Friday night I decided to try my luck at DTC. Usually here I get good mileage on lap dances and that’s what I was looking for…

This was probably the most chill club that I've been to, and that's a good thing. I don't like the super glitzy and flashy places. This place feels pretty secluded, you have…

This place is far from everything, and kind of a hole in the wall. Not fancy at all. But depending on your mood, it can be exactly what you’re looking for. My last…

(Scroll to very bottom paragraph for TL;DR summary) Went on a Thursday afternoon. I had previously said I never wanted to go there again after having a much better experience at Men's…

I’m a fan of Synn, I’ve been going for several years now. It’s easily the best club in the COI area - maybe in all of SoCal - in my opinion. This…

Was there from 4:30-6:30. Parking $5. Cover $10.Beer $8. Fru-Fru girlie drink $15. Dances $20. VIP $110+$200 and up for 30 minutes. Bar in the middle where most of the 10 customers and 12…

De Soto, IL. Friday night. Very rural area not far outside of Carbondale. Nothing else really nearby, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Bar area is to the right…

I've been here probably 10 times. The last two probably made it my last. The dancer quality at least when I went has gone down hill dramatically. I got very high pressure from…

Passing through and hit up this club about 6pm on a Tuesday. Required valet for $7 and up the stairs to the club. No cover at 6pm and opted…

Paducah, KY. Friday night. Area seems alright to me, right off of 62. Plenty of parking in the dirt lot. Walk in, guy at the front, checks ID, $10 cover, wrist band…

Washington Park, IL. Saturday night. Rough area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Right off I-64. You know what I was actually at this club before but it was during Covid, it…