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Ok. I’ll try to be as brief as possible. First, all the price details on the main page for Cheetah are accurate. After entering (paid cover and gave ID for check), the female manager greeted…

Have been here a couple of times before. Location easy to find, parking attendant present and seemed like a safe enough area in the daytime. No ID check inside, cover $5. Client base seemed like…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDo5XZuME5f/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D I like her hair

Went around 3 on a Thursday, stayed for a few hours. Layout: There is parking at the club, but I have no idea if it costs anything. I just take an Uber to the club. Got waived…

Went there while on a work event. Called up for a limo service. Got the limo and made it there. My friend and I were drunk. Hot there and still had to to pay the…

After the disappointment at The Rhino, I drove over to Synn for the first time. Parking was extremely difficult and I had to drive around the area a few times before a car pulled out…

Context: First of all, a shout out to Sinclair. I really like his review titles. So, I adopted MJX as the start of my title. Second, I recognize that Bourbon St isn’t really good mongering grounds,…

Got in around 11pm on a Friday night and didn't pay cover cause I printed a pass from their website. Staff was in astonishment that I actually printed it out, saved myself $20.…

A surprisingly good first visit. Very happy. Walked in around 11pm and paid a $25 entry fee which came with a wristband. A sign said one-drink minimum, but they also said something about BYO. I…

Visited for a lunch during a workday. Knowing there were reasonable buffet options and a small cover ($5) realized it might be a worthwhile detour. Friendly staff art the front door but don't wear…

Had the privilege to go to Puerto Rico for the first time. It was gorgeous and of course the women were fine as wine. A friend of mine told me a great mongering spot in…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBMhNMYIopU/?igsh=dnU0dmdmd2txOWMy

Is it just me or do the dive hood clubs look even more sad decorated for Christmas?

Nothing better than a laugh so I present a Local band I first saw live in 1977 and came up with this 1980s video based on one line from Pet Sematary. Listen to the lyrics,…

Ok so I went to a strip for the first time a month or two ago and it was great. I was only there for around 30min on the main floor and the girl didnt…

Oasis is near the airport on a 4-lane industrial road across from car dealerships. It has a well lit, fenced in parking lot right in front, with additional parking in the back, but you…

Me and a group of friends went on Wednesday night, after the game in Cleveland. We went to power cabaret first but was not all that exciting so found our way to the flats at…

I was in SoCal with some daylight hours to kill so I drove over to Industry to peep the scene. I was undecided between SR and Synn but figured The Rhino had a better reputation…

This is regarding extras clubs, just go bottomless. Face the facts, pants just get in the way. You have those nasty zippers to deal with or to a lesser(?) degree multiple buttons to unbutton when…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/p/DDO1PuGu0NB/?igsh=aDNuMzZlaHM0N21n

What do you do about your boner? Do you just walk around with it not caring what other customers think? I recently wore sweats to a club in which dances were more out in the…

You can look at my previous reviews for the setup of this place. I usually come on weekdays but this time I had a chance to visit on the weekend and paid a $20 cover. There…

I visit this place during the day mostly. While there are a couple of girls that I would not normally "choose" to have a dance with, everyone i have met there is always fun…