Who wears pants to a strip club? Why?

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TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
This is regarding extras clubs, just go bottomless.
Face the facts, pants just get in the way. You have those nasty zippers to deal with or to a lesser(?) degree multiple buttons to unbutton when the action starts.
Walking in pantsless declares 'i'm all business, i'm not pussyfooting around, i'm here to do the deed and GTFO'.
Going pantsless is so liberating and the feeling of freedom is beyond comparison.
For you LDK guys there are no stains to launder when you leave, just be careful of where you aim.
It's budget friendly too, that's one less pair of pants to purchase which leaves a few more dollars for drinks. If you get drunk enough you won't even care when the cops show up to arrest you for indecent exposure.

It all seems like a win win situation to me, what say you TUSCL?
Yay or Nay?

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gammanu95
3 days ago
TheeOSU is channeling Muddy. This is definitely a discussion he would post.
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misterorange
3 days ago
I have gone to VIP and dropped the pants to my ankles before she even puts down her purse. But showing up without pants to begin with, now THAT'S a novel idea. I'm thinking maybe a tee-shirt with a downward pointing arrow and some instructions - possibly in both English and Portuguese.
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uniquename
2 days ago
I thought he was channeling the lion. All that’s missing is the roar.
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dickdecker
2 days ago
I believe kilts are legal in the USA
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Muddy
2 days ago
I would love to get away with this.
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IWantHerOnMe
2 days ago
I had a stripper a Follies flat tell me wearing the kind of tough jeans I had on was dumb as fuck, this was a decade ago back when I was a pothead nightshifter.
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Jascoi
14 hours ago
If it was no problem I'd do it!
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