First Time Synn-er
After the disappointment at The Rhino, I drove over to Synn for the first time. Parking was extremely difficult and I had to drive around the area a few times before a car pulled out from a spot in the main lot. Door guy waved the wand over me and the cashier collected my $15 entrance fee. I was immediately approached by a waitress who left me alone after I said I needed a few minutes to freshen up in the bathroom and take in my surroundings. I sat in the row behind the stage and immediately noticed an uptick in quality and vibe from my previous stop. There were about 15-20 dancers on the floor, 20-25 patrons, and the stage was well lit with each dancer taking quick turns to provide explicit views of their pussy. There was too much going on to note down most names but overall the quality was much better than SR, mostly 7’s but a few 8’s and 9’s (and to be fair a couple 5-6’s too). Mostly Latina and Asian, but also a few Caucasian and Black dancers. Another waitress soon approached and told me that a drink was mandatory. I tried telling her that I owed it to the other waitress for being patient but she didn’t care.
A slim blonde Latina named Rose hopped on stage and I sat stageside for a closer view. She was an easy 8, maybe 8.5 and seemed a bit shy so I figured she was young. I tipped nicely in hopes that she’d notice my interest but, unfortunately, it did not work too well as she sat down in the VIP area afterwards without a clue. I even glanced over and smiled at her to no avail. When she finally got up to make her rounds the first customer she approached took her to the lap dance booths for a dance and I thought I might not see her for a long while, not knowing the different dance sections.
I later learned that dances are 2 for $20 (although one dancer offered 3 for $40) in said booths, which are great for test spins, monetarily and visually as there are mirrors facing each seat. As mentioned multiple times on this site, the Thursday special is $80 for a 15 minute VIP so the place gets pretty crowded. These are done in a different part of the club in curtained off rooms with mirrors and small couches. The Thursday daytime scene is more lively than most nights at a SF club.
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