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I stopped by Club 390 on a Thursday afternoon, and I have to say, it was a surprisingly great time. Multiple times better than my last visit. 390 has a welcoming vibe, and the staff…

Went here on a Friday night. Hadn't been to this place before and didn’t have any intention of going.
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Was actually planning on hitting up another club, but I was going to an ATM…

Was bored so I arrived at 5:30pm. Cover was still $5 and they still put your ID in their system. Went to the bar and the beers were $3.50.…

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

Entered early evening - had parked in well-lit spot near a cafe, paid cover to the bouncer but sort of dark inside until my eyes adjusted, long bar with about 20 seats on lower level…

I went there with a few friends on a Friday night after dinner. Arrived around 10pm or so. We went straight to the Upper Brass ($30) as we wanted a more relaxed atmosphere.…

First-time visitor, I went three times over two weeks.

Physical space:
Door Girl is average, but friendly ($10 to enter). I had a ticket one night that allowed me in for free.
Upon entering, you will find the…

Pulled up a few Saturday nights ago with a buddy, both of us sober enough to make bad decisions and just drunk enough to not care. Usual drill with the metal detector and pat down…

Not sure how many more trips I will be able to take, now that I am changing jobs and travel is minimal. I took this opportunity to indulge myself a bit. My rule for the…

Mid-May, Friday Evening. Started at my usual favorite, Spearmint Rhino. Bummer, SR said that they don't have free Limo service that evening. However, one hour into my stay at SR, I felt that I have…

Stopped by around 8pm on a Friday night in the summer. After paying the $20 cover I found a very empty bar with only 7-8 other patrons inside. There was always one dancer on stage…

Walked up the stairs and through the door around 10:30PM on a Friday. Paid $20 cover charge (argh!), had ID scanned (argh!), got wanded. Turned a corner and walked another 20 feet into the main…

After a long string of disappointing visits to New England clubs I have become very disillusioned with the scene in the Northeast and United States in general. I read the reviews on TUSCL, did my…

Perfunctory quarterly visits I get a satisfactory result every 3 times. This one wasn’t but there still is an allure to the club. For one the dancers are more enthusiastic, and you won’t wait…

Thursday Night
Free parking in ample parking lot
Scan ID and pat down when enter
Use website roll call for $10 admission that comes with drink, without usually $22+ for night (but no drink minimum)
Overall place is still…