the ultimate strip club list

I went to Sugar 44 twice on a weekday when I had some time in between doing other errands around Thomas Rd and the Airport. There were about 5 dancers during an earlier stop…

Haven’t been to G2K since pre-COVID. Gone are the high-mileage dances upstairs where your hands could freely Rome and HJs under the pants were common. Now, your best option is the 15 minute VIP dance,…

This has happened to me twice. "Sunshine" was my 1st 'repeat', from my earliest days at the club (2017) for a few years, perfect boobs, body/looks like an athletic girl next door. Always…

There’s something undeniably American about the strip club. It’s a strange, sordid blend of capitalism, lust, and the pursuit of the human experience in its rawest, unfiltered form. It’s a place where men (and women) come to spend their hard-earned cash, trying to find some form of satisfaction in the chaos of life. But there’s a certain magic to it.…

I’ve been to clubs in Los Angeles, OC, Arizona, and Texas. I just moved to San Diego recently and met my friends here. The place was packed and there was no where to sit, but…

Went in tonight, a Wednesday at 10:30pm. I walked through a metal detector, but there was no bouncer at the door and no cover. Bar was right to the left, straight ahead were some pool…

I read 2 Yelp reviews saying a particular strip club made fraudulent charges on their credit card. One guy was charged $36k! I read 1 Yelp review saying this club DRUGGED him & then ran…

Old reliable still reliable. Big parking lot. Big club inside. Sports bar in far back. $20 to get in Friday and sat night. No parking fee. Same Bathroom troll been there since the beginning of…

This club is nestled in the back of an alley filled with other strip clubs, but it easily stands out as the best. The setup is simple: one small room with a long stage that…

It is insane how frozen in time the Playhouse is. I’ve been swinging by sporadically for probably 10-15 years and honestly, very little has changed throughout that time. Many of the same dancers…

This was a very different experience than in the US. My wife and I went on a Friday evening and had a fantastic time. The front is very unassuming and easy to miss but we…

Rolled into Baby Dolls on a February Saturday afternoon. It was kind of a cloudy rainy afternoon so it might have been a bit more crowded than usual. Still the same $5 cover…

First time visiting bucks platinum. Came in with moderate expectations based on the moderate reviews… and my experience met those expectations. Good but not great time and club. Enter and go thru metal detector. Cover was…

Stopped in on a Friday. Guess they changed owners. Had been some time ago when they were Deja Vu. Still 25 at the door. Girls really hit or miss. Maybe 2 8s but definitely…

I'm surprised (or disappointed) at the number of major college towns that seem to lack strip clubs. How are those coeds going to pay for tuition? Ann Arbor (U of Michigan)--- but it it fairly…

Been to Outerspace/La Pearl a decent number of times. The club is in a shaky spot but I never had any problems, although around the time I first start coming here there was a shooting…

Not a lot of reviews on this place, so I decided to bite the bullet. Went in with $500 to see how far that would get me. I little off the strip, and within walking…

Well. Let me start with the negative. How did it take me so long to find this place ?! If there was a heaven on earth, then this is it. Basically a cafe with naked…

First, the cover is way too much for a club with no alcohol and barely any women on a saturday night. The women were mostly hot, but some were way too pushy. I vibed with one lady…

Went to pink pony on a Weds around noon. The parking lot was free and had a quick pat down upon entry. There was no one in the vestibule area before entering the club so…

What would you think if you read the following posted under Skifredo’s handle? Subject: Navigating the Political Circus – A Raccoon’s View Hey fellow trash enthusiasts, Your friendly, well-dressed raccoon here, ready to rummage through the messy dumpster…

Well stopped in and paid the $5 cover after parking for free in the large, paved, parking lot. I thought I would enjoy the free lunch buffet even though it was soon scheduled to…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right.…

Popped in on a random Monday night around 9pm on my way home. No cover. Boy was it slow and mostly empty. Not many girls working, and not many guest either. Drink prices are fair…

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Located just down the road from the airport, large parking lot seemed safe tucked behind a Subway. This was a Wednesday visit as I was staying near by to fly out in the AM. Before…

I’ve been to baby dolls a few times. Weekend nights are a bit crazy but it’s also busy during the daytime too; They have a main stage and 6? Other smaller…

Do you think most would be ok with putting themselves out there? Or do you think most would want it to be kept under wraps? More and more I see, I think girls are very proud…

I have been there five times in the last two years, spending between $200 and $450 each time (no cover, about $30 for drinks, about $120 per three-song private dance including tip for 1-3 private…

Okay, so I guess I'm "old school" when it comes to going to clubs and paying for my dances. I always have plenty of cash ahead of time, mostly $100 bills, always obtained directly…

I was at Knockouts on a Monday during their happy hour time (4-6 pm) and decided to stop into Carl's to check it out for a short time after. I arrived around 5:30 pm. I…

Stopped in a Sunday afternoon. Club is a few miles off of 95, neighborhood is so-so with apartments going up across the street and a few gas stations nearby. $2 to park and a guy…