Las Vegas Strip Club, a Las Vegas strip club

Not a lot of reviews on this place, so I decided to bite the bullet. Went in with $500 to see how far that would get me. I little off the strip, and within walking distance to the Hampton Inn for all you business travelers.

When you pull up to the front, they ask if you self drove, took a rideshare/cab etc, and check your ID. Then a after a pat down, you get a ticket to take to the cashier. Paid $50 for out of state, self driven. After you pay the cashier, you wait in a roped off area for someone to come greet you, give you some info, and allow you to ask questions. Smoking is allowed inside at your table, and vapes are allowed (nicotine only in the club, thc outside in a dedicated area). I let the greeter know that I mainly came for the food, as I've heard it's pretty good.

After a chat with the greeter, one of the girls will escort you to you're table, and the greeter will bring a waitress over to get you started on drinks. I don't drink, so I got burger and a soda, and I can't remember the exact price, but it was under $30. The dancer that escorted me over was short, thick and had an ass that would not quit. She let me know she almost didn't come in today, but decided to last minute but was only doing 30-60 minute rooms. I asked for prices and was told $250 for 15 minutes, $500 for 30, and a band for an hour. I let her know that was well out of my price range, and she was perfectly OK with that answer and asked if she could hang out until my food came. No pressure to change my mind or anything. Food came and she left me with a kiss on the cheek and told me to find her if I changed my mind. Tipped her $20 for her time, two tens, she insisted I put one in her bra, one in her thong.