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I thought coming on Monday would have advantages. Specifically, less crowds and more access at a lower cost due to supply and demand.

Well, I was wrong!

Same $10 entry and no thank you…

Dropped by Paradise Showgirls during the Monday day shift and had a mixed experience. The ac was having issues so it was very hot and started to get uncomfortable. Everyone knows the layout so skipping…

This is a recap of 2 Saturday afternoon visits I made in the last month.
First this:
Plenty of free parking in the lot. Safe-ish, especially during the day when I went around 2pm. There's been isolated…

Arrived on Friday around 1:00 pm. The parking lot was fairly full, but I was able to find a spot. Parking is free. Upon entry, I paid $10.00. The place was…

Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.

This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…

Popped in on a Friday night after midnight. Everything seemed pretty standard if you visit any rhino club. I only had to pay $7 I think regular night admission is around $20 I could be…

Hello my TUSCL friends. It’s been a while since I wrote a review on any strip club. If I wrote a review for every SC I visited, I wouldn’t have time to work to…

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

Despite hearing mixed opinions about this establishment beforehand, I decided to check it out myself. The atmosphere turned out to be more welcoming than expected - no uncomfortable vibes from patrons or employees alike. Entry…

I had not been to Candies for a number of years. I read some decent reviews so decided to try it again. Granted it was a Monday afternoon, but I doubt I will…

Cover is $5 after 6 pm, no cover before 6pm. Lap dances are $10 each, done on the main floor in chairs along a wall. No VIP rooms. I'll start with the positives. Smoking was…

Came to Houston for a business trip. I booked the Hilton Garden Inn next door, so I just walked here after checking into my room. There were only 8-9 cars in the parking lot so…

Great time at Hi liter on a Monday afternoon! Stopped in around noon, had between 10-15 girls working. Mostly latinas/cubans. Environment was clean and inviting like normal. Club is fairly dark but lots of seating.…

I went here last Saturday; arrived about 10:30ish and stayed until somewhere between 12-1am. Cover was $15 when I arrived. They did have security wanding people when they first come in before paying cover, just…

Ok maybe not never. I’ve trolled streets for crack whores, that was my low.
Let me start with, no insult intended to the ladies nor to the folks who patronize this spot.…

Went back to this club on a Wednesday after having visited for the first time a couple weeks earlier.

I parked in the offstreet lot. Parking was easy on what turned out to be a slow…

After reading reviews here decided to give this place a shot. I came in before dark and so the neighborhood, while sketchy wasn't bad. $10 to get in.

The place is really really run down…

Visited on a Saturday night. Easy trip from Ohare. Used a text from website to get free entry. Security and metal detector at the door.

Walked through and there was a large center stage, with…

Came for an afternoon visit, parking was easy right next to the building and free. Got there around 1pm and pretty empty with customers and just a few dancers. There is one…

Came in on a Saturday night and asked if I needed to pay valet if I ubered. Valet said you can park around the corner for free and just walk in. Usually they lie and…

Stillwater, OK. Friday night. New club, let's get it on the board. Right off the highway, leaving town east of Stillwater. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Scan of ID and $10…

I ended up at Sapphire Las Vegas on a Saturday night, somewhere around 9p. Place was already packed, and right away it hit me just how massive it is. It's not just a strip club—it's…

Nice to be in Arizona after dealing with mosquitoes and wood ticks the last 2 weeks in North Dakota. I am not sure if the cover was $5 or $10 on a Monday evening…

Pretty dead on a Sunday night 15$ cover 25$ dances plus 20$ wristband to get a dance they don't do dances on the floor need to get a wristband and they take you to a…

15 dollar cover for me but on Saturday ladies get in free. Before 10 pm cover is 10$. dances are 20$ they have a two drink minimum rule and no food but later in the…

I’ve been here several times now and it’s finally a rival for Pony and TT. Syn now is what Cheetah used to be: upscale, roomy, inviting, feels ultra high end but accessible to everyone. It’s…

When I got there parking was free. $5 to enter. Still no alcohol but smoke friendly. There were more dancers than customers when I arrived, most tables with 1 customer, bar empty but dancers scattered…

I went to this place two weeks ago since I wanted to try something different.

Outside it's pretty unnoticeable unless you know what to look for. You go upstairs immediately and there's a doorman. I had…

I visited Pandora's early in the afternoon on a Saturday in April. I was hoping that Anya might be there but she wasn't. I asked how many dancers were there before paying…

I stopped in here after a visit to Diosa’s around the corner for some variety. The place has been redone and looks nice (I haven’t been here in a few years) but that’s where the…

This is late afternoon on a Saturday. Entry was standard, with a $5 cover, drinks around $7, and a $10 VIP wristband. I never drink beer, but I’d guess it costs a bit more. The…

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 11pm. Paid $15 to get in. There were a lot of girls (they definitely outnumbered the guys at least 2-1). Most of the girls were Cuban with 1…

Club details; $10 cover to get in. It is another $7 for a 12 oz yellow beer. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and…

Revisit. BIG rectangular bar. Playlisted club music - not too loud during the day. DJs nights and weekends.
Dim lighting - takes a moment coming in on a sunny day. Fair amount of dancers -…

I went to The Pony on a Friday night at about 20:40. The strip club is located in Harviell, about ten miles southwest of Poplar Bluff. The club does not have a liquor license, so…

Location - easy to find online. Google says this is permanently closed, but it is NOT. Their website has info on entry fee, lap dance cost, vip rooms etc. I went on Thursday - around…

After consecutive strike outs at both Hi Liter and Chicas, I decided to give this place a chance Saturday around 5pm.

Parking was full in the front but wide open in the back. Walked in with…

Late review, but wow!!!! Great neighborhood club. plenty of other reviews cover the layout and location so I will skip that. What I will do is tell you about our 2 visits over a 4…

DD to see if I can find a nice diamond in the rough. Hadn't been here in a while. I arrived right before they started charging cover at 8pm. It's a $10 cover after that.

When…