Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St Paterson, NJ 07513

Never Been More Ashamed :o)

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Arobins30
Jun 17, 2025, 3:28 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Ok maybe not never. I’ve trolled streets for crack whores, that was my low.

Let me start with, no insult intended to the ladies nor to the folks who patronize this spot. This is all sort of in jest and more a comment on me and not meant to put down anyone’s tastes.

During my drive home from NYC, I continually convinced myself to visit this spot. It’s a little out of the way, but not too much. And the most recent review sealed it for me. I told myself I’ll hit the club only if I pass a WaWa (for cash). No WaWa passed, but there I am at gas station ATM, which is wrong for so many reasons.

Parking was horrible. It’s residential so at 10:30pm ain’t no new parking spots opening. I parked around the corner and headed to the club.

It’s nondescript on the outside. I felt like a WWII French spy entering a safe house.

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