I saw Viggo Mortensen getting a handjob at the bar

Albert Lea, MN. Saturday night pretty early on. Downtown Albert Lea. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, empty bar area, bathroom is on the right here. I'm thinking this place is dead. The club is in the back though through the door on the far right, right of the bar. I see a blonde bartender girl who in hindsight I should've asked if she was available for dances, pretty cute but would've shut the place down as she works both sides of the place. I grab a drink and head in.

In the back, a few older white guys paired up with girls at the bar. One main stage. One girl up at a time. Booths on the right side, open doors, cameras inside. Dances are $20 a song. I sat by the stage to get the stage going. The girls put their music in to a jukebox next to the stage, no dj.

Lineup looked to be 5 girls. 4 black and 1 white. Black girls looked 20's about mostly chunky and the one white girl was skinny around 40 looked like. Black hair her name was natalie. I believe all were natural. Probably 4-7 range.