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review
published 3 yrs ago
Early lunch at CB
reviewed by
Tboone54321

5.3

Had seen some reviews of this place that made me curious so I stopped in. It was right after they open at 11ish. I was the first customer and there were only…

review
published 3 yrs ago
You Have to Experience It to Believe It
reviewed by
Tetradon

7.0

COMING IN
My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 12:30 on Thursday, a German Holiday, via the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Unusually Low Mileage
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

6.7

I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon and parking was a bit more challenging than usual because they were doing some construction on the lot which hopefully means they are finally taking care of patching…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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RIP Ray Liotta 1954-2022
posted by
Muddy

Just the best. One of the coolest actors ever. nypost.com

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Do you stay in touch with dancers you no longer see in the club
posted by
chunkychicano

Do dancers usually not want to stay in touch with former regulars/former clients? I mean like texting once in a while, even though you’re no longer seeing them in the club.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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How would a stripper feel if you replaced her with an escort or an otc stripper?
posted by
chunkychicano

How do dancers feel if they don’t offer OTC so guys then replace them with other strippers who do offer otc, or with escorts? Does it hurt the ego or does it bolster their…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Nice girls, not too private for lapdances
reviewed by
Thatslife4me

6.3

The snooty fox has beautiful women, but the private lap dance area is lacking.
I walked in around 9pm on a Tuesday. I paid a 15 dollar cover charge and came in. I was pleasantly surprised…

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published 3 yrs ago
Amazing place with stunning girls
reviewed by
Myoman

8.3

I was very impressed with place. I know people like some details so here we go.
Parking wasn't great, but not that bad as far as NYC/Queens go. There is street parking around there for…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Great time!!
reviewed by
Htxx

10.0

Been awhile since I popped in to the FC, my recollection last fall was that I was disappointed that the landing strip had better talent at that time etc. so to say I was…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Florida Ape hangs from traffic light and shits on cars…WTF?
posted by
rickthelion

rick my brother, there are some questionable hairless apes in your neck of the woods…

phun.org

Do you think this is a TUSCL poster? I guess this is kind of funny… I find it hilarious when housecats…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Great Place at a Good Price
reviewed by
goldeneagles9

7.3

had heard mixed reviews of this club. I was in the area so I decided to stop in. I'm not going to describe the layout because there are numerous reviews that document that.

The people and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pretty solid club in the middle of nowhere
reviewed by
Jay 360

8.0

Its off a busy road in a decent looking Suburban/rural area with ample parking all around.
I went on a Sunday night and there was no cover charge, though i remember paying a cover in the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
The Best You Will Get in DC - sad reality
reviewed by
Tuscl889

4.7

I am a patron of good guys and usually end up there at least twice a month. The first thing to understand is DC is slim pickings in general and air dancing is the norm,…

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published 3 yrs ago
HK Thawed Me Out of the Chicago Chill
reviewed by
OPIllini96

9.3

I am writing to recap my April visit to Hong Kong. This was actually my third trip to Tijuana this year, but I hadn't spent much time in Hong Kong; I had spent much more…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent, not wonderful, Question about "regular".
reviewed by
Glockv1911

7.0

Regulars seem to rule this place...
If anyone wants exterior details, just check Google maps. It tells you everything. Parking is easy and you can't miss the place (due to the color). BYOB!
Anyway, inside there's the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Waste of Time - Accomplished
reviewed by
D_RichardHoliday

4.7

Not sure why I expected more, I showed up on a Wednesday afternoon at about 5:30 (after work) while I was waiting for a show at the nearby Casino event center. There were 5 dancers,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Yet Another Hand In Your Pocket
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

4.3

It has been said by previous posters that going to Breathless at night is much like hitting up a traditional nightclub and, since I have no desire to put myself in that type of environment…

review
published 3 yrs ago
All-around good time
reviewed by
Niv976

8.0

Came here a few times. Place and the bathrooms are clean. Crowd is normal before 2 A.M. (Thug crowd usually show up around that time and after). There is plenty of parking and it is…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Spraying suntan lotion over cologne
posted by
Muddy

I’ve noticed I just like this smell the best. It reminds me of the beach, it soft, not overbearing. A lot of colognes are way to cinamany and strong there aren’t that many I actually…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
What factors make strippers not want to do OTC or become escorts?
posted by
chunkychicano

Escorting is supposedly much more profitable than stripping and many dancers do go into escorting or porn work eventually. Clubs can be used to gain clients and fame.
However some don’t become escorts, nor offer otc.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Another great time visiting on day shift here.
reviewed by
TomJones2

9.3

I visit Brads once every month or two. Biggest changes since my last visit was couch dances are now $25 instead of $20 and about 2/3rd’s of the VIP room ($100 for 20 minutes) was…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Any info on Jenna?
posted by
paulie21

Day shift blonde Polish looking(but might be Brazilian? Probably had one of the best bodies in the place, esp if you’re a leg man. Looks a lot younger than the rest but prob in…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Crowded friday night
reviewed by
ehhhh

7.7

First timer at Carl's, based on previous descriptions I really like this type of place (low-pressure, neighborhood bar feel). Parking lot was full as it's tiny and part of a strip mall, ended up just…