Unusually Low Mileage
I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon and parking was a bit more challenging than usual because they were doing some construction on the lot which hopefully means they are finally taking care of patching up that monstrosity which has been an eyesore for a long time now. Once you go inside, there is one main stage in the center of the room and it is rare that there are more than 2 girls dancing at once. Usually during the day shift there will only be a single girl on stage for about 10-15 minutes each, but this place seems to be taking tips from Breathless in that some of the others who aren't currently slated to be on stage decide to walk around the bar to collect tips simply because they are there and then immediately return to their seats at the bar. Ordinarily the dollar parade isn't too bad here, but it seemed to be worse than usual this time for that reason. There were definitely considerably more girls working than is usually the case during the afternoons, but unfortunately quantity did not equal quality. I am usually hard pressed to find one girl with whom I want to do a private dance and that was what happened this time as well despite there being about 12-15 dancers which is more than twice what you usually see on a Wednesday around 3pm. Most of the girls I would rate about a 5 or 6.
The exception to the mid-range rating was an attractive Colombian brunette named Erica. I decided to do a lap dance with her in the public VIP area and prices remain $20 per song and I haven't experienced a wide variety of timing among the dancers with whom I have partaken in the VIP in terms of some girls cutting you short and asking you if you want a second dance after barely 2 minutes. There has definitely been consistency in that respect, at least in my experience. Also, the mileage has also been quite comparable and relatively high for the private dances, but unfortunately that was not the case with Erica. The dance was quite lame - she never straddled me and basically spent most of the time rubbing her leg against my crotch. I opted not to do a second song since I had no reason to believe that it was going to get any better from there. My recommendation would be to avoid Erica and you can undoubtedly get a better dance from another girl if you can find one you like enough to take back to the VIP section. This can be challenging at Satin Dolls and I have seen more than one case of a dancer being grossly overweight although none of the ones who were there on this day fit that description. Most will be of South American descent, but you do get a few Russian and American girls tossed in. So there will usually be a little more variety than you will get at AJ's or Breathless, but that doesn't mean you will always find a winner. More often than not, you won't. Like most NJ clubs, this place seemed a lot better a decade or so ago.
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