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Where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones).
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published 3 yrs ago
4th July weekend trip to DD
reviewed by
nonmae890

6.0

I have been hearing good things about DD so I decided to pay a visit. Reached the club at 10 PM on 4th July weekend on Friday,parking was full but got lucky to get a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Samo samo but still nice for a quick drink with naked dancer's
reviewed by
Grinder2

6.7

Ive been coming to this place for years although i hadnt been in about a year. I was in the area and had some time to kill on Friday evening so I thought I'd…

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published 3 yrs ago
An AA dive bar that survived the pandemic
reviewed by
MrF2

6.3

No reviews in 4 years ? Yet this is one of the few stripclubs in the Hampton Roads area to survive the pandemic. I think that about half the clubs in this area…

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published 3 yrs ago
Satisfying visit
reviewed by
pstwrd2

7.3

I arrived soon after they opened, a little after 1pm. The security guy was very friendly and professional as he greeted me. You enter the club on the top floor and take some dark stairs…

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published 3 yrs ago
For Colorado, pretty good value.
reviewed by
vmaxhp

6.3

Paid the $10 cover and went off to the right for the bar. As it's nude, no booze. Club soda for $7. This night, they had one main stage working, although there…

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published 3 yrs ago
No afternoon action at this place
reviewed by
lurkingdog

6.3

I was traveling through the area and I saw that there was a club near where I was in Hwy 30. To say that this club is off the beaten path would be a massive…

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started 3 yrs ago
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So, um, who has this app?
posted by
nicespice

poopmap.net

I’m probably going to regret this thread 😳

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published 3 yrs ago
.Club worse than before name change
reviewed by
rich111111

3.3

Stopped in around 5 PM on Friday. Four other customers, four girls working. Everyone was at bar not watching dancer.
Three AA dancers, two of them big and too ugly for me to even sit at…

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published 3 yrs ago
Lazy Dancers, Bad Management
reviewed by
psycho_trick

4.7

TLDR: Almost all the action here (dancing and criminal) is after 11pm. Otherwise hot-ish but lazy strippers and overpriced dances.

Dooks is open Sun 8pm-2am, Mon/Tue 7pm-2am, Wed/Thu 7pm-3am, Fri/Sat 5pm-4am.
Bring your own beer. No glass…

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published 3 yrs ago
First visit - Will be back
reviewed by
BlownAway

10.0

It was great to get back to Mexico. I spent three years living in Monterrey and Veracruz back in the early 2000s. When I lived there in my early 20s, I’d visit clubs with friends.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Loud Music, Annoying DJ, Otherwise A Good Time
reviewed by
psycho_trick

7.3

Woody's is a mid-sized SC on the outskirts of Cedar Rapids, IA. From I-80 take 380 N to Exit 13/Eastern Iowa Airport. (The large roadside Woody's sign can be seen from 380 N) A large…

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published 3 yrs ago
Good Times at Goldfingers
reviewed by
SuddenTotodile

7.0

I went to Goldfinger’s last Friday night and had myself a good time. I’ve been there once before and while I wasn’t too impressed, but I was satisfied enough to come back a second time…

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published 3 yrs ago
Almost Back
reviewed by
lick-that

7.7

I have been complaining and nit-picking about the twin clubs since the Cov. It has been a long time to get back to it's former glory, but happy to report there's progress in the right…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sophie's lovely assets
reviewed by
thebligh

8.3

I was in the vicinity of Beemer's dealing with other issues and found that I had a little more time than expected before heading home, so decided to stop by for a short visit. I…

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started 3 yrs ago
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More Criminals for Icee to Defend
posted by
motorhead
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published 3 yrs ago
125 Vip? Just say NO
reviewed by
Jman33

5.7

After years of passing this place because I lived close, I finally stopped in. I went in and paid the 5 and sat at the bar where the girl asked me what I wanted. I…

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published 3 yrs ago
Slow Friday night Not worth the drive or the cover charge
reviewed by
Stu815

6.3

Went to Fairways on a Friday night in July. Arrived about 8:45 pm. there were 8 tof ten vehicles parked outside, mostly small cars which means they are transportation for barkeepers or…

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published 3 yrs ago
Always a good time
reviewed by
Don_gloves

8.3

I love this place! It’s my go-to when I’m in Miami. There’s no cover during the day and free food until five, I think. And it’s actually not bad for free food. The drinks are…

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published 3 yrs ago
Friday night @ Wiggles
reviewed by
sweetjamesjones

7.0

Visited Wiggles on Friday night around 11 with a couple friends. A security guard greeted us when we pulled into the lot and informed us they were charging $20 to park in the small…

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published 3 yrs ago
Two Weekday nights looking for hot girls
reviewed by
CowboyKnight

7.3

Got a chance to visit two night on a Tuesday and Wednesday in July. I brought a date with me so we were looking for some hot girls for her to dance with and…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Multiple Choice - WWTD, Saturday, Jul 9
posted by
wallanon

Okay. Saturday night there are three choices:

  1. Go back to a club that's fallen on hard times for the third night in a row. A girl who used to be fun is now pissed because…
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published 3 yrs ago
Nothing but Consistent
reviewed by
SnakeNJ

7.3

Been going to this place for a long time when I am in the area which is not too often. Drink prices are reasonable and they have happy hour pricing too. Bartender is…

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published 3 yrs ago
Eh, not the best.
reviewed by
Warrior15

5.0

In Miami and want to try something new. Some Reviews of this place are really positive so I gave it a shot. Not sure that I will ever go back.

It's a little hard…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not quite pre pandemic but solid
reviewed by
mets2000

6.7

Not having been here since pre pandemic, I decided to check out g2000 on a Saturday night. Up front was the usual metal detector screen, the coat check and the small entrance fee.

Inside, the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Its getting better
reviewed by
will42

10.0

Ah Vivide, after pulling up around 4:00, must have been 100 degrees out it was good to go inside to some good AC. Deon as usual was a great host, the face of the place,…

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started 3 yrs ago
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'Sopranos' Star Tony Sirico Dies At 79 (Paulie Walnuts)
posted by
shailynn

Ugh, death must have it out for people who played mobsters in movies in the past month. Paulie was my favorite Sopranos character, I thought it was hilarious how him and Chrissy always bickered.

yahoo.com

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published 3 yrs ago
Paradise Experience
reviewed by
ace_wolf

6.0

This is a culmination of multiple visits to Paradise. For every visit the parking lot was usually empty, so plenty of space to park. Usually walk in and pay the fee (before 1pm=free, 1pm-6pm=$15, 6pm-closing=$20).…

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published 3 yrs ago
Mid-afternoon not much
reviewed by
ArtCollege

6.0

Visited mid-afternoon on a weekday. About 6 or 7 customers, most appeared to be construction workers just off the job. Playing video poker. Got a soft drink for $5.

Two dancers working. A cute blond with…

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published 3 yrs ago
Like a neighborhood bar, with half-naked girls.
reviewed by
sandyman

6.7

Went by on Thursday afternoon around 4. Parking lot only had about 4 cars. $8 covered my water and the pole tax. The owner, Cindy, was serving as the bartender.Later ordered a shot of Jack…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Sri Lanka, could it happen here ?
posted by
mark94

Sri Lanka ( formerly Ceylon ) is an island nation of 22 million people off the coast of India. In recent years, it made an effort to become the world’s leading country for carbon-neutral renewable…

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published 3 yrs ago
A first for me.
reviewed by
aham5

6.7

Parking. There was an attendant, but I ubered.

Cover 25

Wristband 25

Club is byob. I didn't realize that. One energy drink was $10

There were 3 stages in use

All dancers were Latina. Most…

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started 3 yrs ago
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TUSCL needs a “yeah…that happened” button in addition to “like” and “dislike”
posted by
rickthelion

You know how there are times you’re reading TUSCL and somebody says something crazy and you’re all “yeah, right… like that happened” and you roll your eyes?

There should be a button for that sentiment. Obviously,…