Loud Music, Annoying DJ, Otherwise A Good Time

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies. Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world. Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first. Ooh, the suspense. DR…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, IA

TLDR: Almost all the action here (dancing and criminal) is after 11pm. Otherwise hot-ish but lazy strippers and overpriced dances. Dooks is open Sun 8pm-2am, Mon/Tue 7pm-2am, Wed/Thu 7pm-3am, Fri/Sat 5pm-4am. Bring your own beer. No glass…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, IA

Open Wednesday thru Saturday at 7pm until 1:30am Wed/Thu and 3:30am Fri/Sat. Bring your own beer. No hard liquor. Soft drinks, bottled water, and ice available. Must be 18 to enter and 21 to drink alcohol. $10…

Been to Woody's many times over the years but it had been awhile. Typical strip club. Pay the girl at the door. BYOB. It was a $15 cover at the time I arrived. She gave…

I was on my way to Minneapolis and I decided to take a break on my journey. Filled the gas from the nearby gas station and then went to the club which is right next…

Woody’s is a middle-of-the-road strip club; not too exciting, yet enjoyable enough not to write it off altogether. If you want a full nude club in this part of Iowa, it is the only…

Woody's interior is just okay, it's pretty dated at this point and probably could be cleaner. But being on the smaller side it's got a solid setup with the stage in the middle and…