the ultimate strip club list

Checked the online roll call to make sure the trip would be worth it. Arrived around 4pm and the parking lot was sparse. Didn't go through the normal pat down. Think the guy at the…

I was bored on the 4th and my favorite club in H'ville was closed so I decided to see if there was any eye candy at Diamonds. This is the only club I would go…

Stopped by on a Saturday night to see how this place is on a weekend night. Was a good amount of people but still plenty of spots to find a seat. The place is a…

I arrived around 6:00 PM on a weekday and walked right in without any wait. The day manager was behind the bar and collected the $5 cover. At that point, only one other patron was…

Love my Pandoras. First time here since they started selling alcohol. Have to say, it works better because the cover is half it used to be and you pay for the drink you want. $6…

Purple Orchid located a few miles from the airport. Convenient to highway. Well known for providing extras with girls mostly AA ranging from 20-35ish. Sizes and shapes variable but many on the heavies side usually…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon, got there about 3pm. No cover charge PBR drafts were $6 . All in all I thought it was a great deal. One small incident,…

Last weekend, I decided to check out Sonny’s. I was curious to visit after hearing about their recent remodel. Here’s my take on the experience, from the vibe to the dancers and, of course,…

I’m in the area and it’s Saturday 9:30pm when I arrive. I didn’t have high expectations but I figured it would it at least be busy/upbeat vibe with it being the 4th of July weekend.…

Arrived around 1pm on a Thursday. The place is in what I guess I would call a business park. Looked to me like adequate free parking but I took a rideshare from the hotel. No…

I was in the Ohare area to pick a cousin who was landing at 11 PM. Decided to visit KO for a quick beer mostly because they have free parking and $10 dances on Wednesdays.…

Friday afternoon visits to catch the lunch buffet. Primary purpose is to catch the lunch buffet from 11a-3pm.

Parking lot is usually half full and they offer a golf cart transport to the front door (I…

Went on my annual trip to Vegas so who is to say no to everyone’s favorite seedy Latina strip club? Got there my regular way, Ubering to Jerry’s Nugget for some cheap table games first,…

Stopped in at 8pm, and I was the only customer. Four girls working, Lacey, Jessica, Ice and I didn’t get the name of the fourth. Got a one song dance for $25 and a three…

Ok, so preface up front, I’m coming from the DC area, so all clubs in Tampa seem amazing.

I’m kinda surprised by the lackluster reviews for Mons Venus, especially compared to the Dollhouse.

On a Saturday night,…

It’s been a while since I’ve been to this place. It is kinda the same and still good spot to hit up for Latinas especially in ATL. I arrived on Friday evening…

Been here a few times now. Here’s my take on it:

• $25 Cover / $20 Before Midnight
• $100 VIP / $75 VIP Before Midnight for 15mins
• $25 Private Lap Dance
• $15 Table Dance
• Fully Nude…

It’s Friday the Fourth of July! After a cool drone show on Miami Beach I wanted a place that I thought likely to have fun with the Independence Day theme but with boobies! This seems…

So this was my first time at Cheerleaders of Pittsburgh. I’ve heard from a few different sources that it is the best in Pittsburgh, so I wanted to see for myself if that was…

I had some free time on long weekend so went to give it a shot.

Visited around 1:15 pm barely after they opened didn’t pay any parking fee. Light pat down, 10$ cover charge. Went…

Been here several times in the last year, and I can safely say it's the best SC in the Phoenix-metro area.

In somewhat of a sketchy area, though there are much worse places in Phoenix.…

Making my annual family visit to the Pacific Northwest stopped in at Club 205.

I got there around 1030 on a Friday night. At the door got a cursory weapons pat down and was able…

OK First time at Mr.Happy's. I live about 20mins away and decided to give this place a shot on a Tues evening, after one of my Bridgeport regulars told me she works here as well.…

Arrived at Flight Club on a Friday night. The floor had an ok lineup of about 10 girls. The overall quality was average—a wide variety of looks, but no one who immediately stood out as…

Went Tuesday night at 10:10pm. Got patted down and picture taken. Guy was nice. Front desk girl tells me right away: “first hour so no cover“. I get in and it’s literally empty except for…

Club is located in an industrial, area plenty of parking appears relatively safe, at least during the day, never been there at night. Upon entering be prepared for momentary blindness because of how dark…

I went on a Tuesday afternoon as I was doing some shopping in Madison.

Drove down the frontage road and parked behind the fence. Very safe and discrete parking. Walked up to the door and…

Arrival (largely unchanged)
I came in at 1pm on Saturday. Parking lot is half gravel and half paved but much better than it used to be. It's a mile off the Mass Pike, located in an…