Not Book 'em, Book IT Dan'o. Book it. RUN, GO RUN FLEE RUN GO GO GOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Denison, IA. Saturday night. Downtown Denison. Seems real safe, plenty street parking. Around 8 or so, sun still up. Walk up a guy and a couple girls say hello. In you go down the stairs. Back right is the bar. Hard right under the staircase you just came down is the bathroom. Dead ahead is the stage. To your left is the dance area $30 a song. Curtained off room. Customers all middle age and up white folks playing the bar. I sit down in the only open spot, carbonated water, $1.50. Bartender lady real freindly.

I sat by the stage to get this party started. Nobody dancing on it. DJ sits to the side of the stage. One obese black lady around 40 gets on stage and starts dancing. She was nice, gave me the rundown, although she was asking for dollars every now and then. Yeah I was just not intersested at all in her.

She did say 3 girls working. Only other couple chicks I saw were the two I saw on the street coming in, and then they were down at the bar. A hefty white chick and a hefty light skinned black girl. So this is heavier lineup right here. I can't say I saw anything I remotely had interest in and I didn't want to spend all day and night down in this basement club tipping cows all night. And this is coming from a guy that likes thick girls. Not doing it again. Great name for this joint though.