Reviews

I was in San Diego for the weekend and had just enough time to go across the border and visit for a few hours. It was a quick stop so i didn't really get to…

I decided to check this club out. I checked on TUSCL and there were no recent reviews. A dancer I like said she would be at this club tonight. I decided to Uber since I…

Going to write about my 2 experiences. My review is for the good experience. Entry fee was $11 and came with a free drink. It was around 4pm and not a lot of patrons or…

Not much has changed here since my last stop a couple months back (or ever)... daytime dancers, the same 4-5 - Ivy, Honey, the older lady with a limp, older large woman and a young…

I planned a trip to Lil Darlings this evening and since they don't serve alcohol I usually stop by the Rhino for a couple of drinks and to chat with their beautiful dancers. But…

It's probably been 5 - 10 years since my last visit here. Visited on a Thursday at about 1:30pm. Parked in the street with metered parking so bring some quarters with you. The bartender…

Where to start? This club lives up to all the hype. Went on a Friday afternoon and it was a packed parking lot. Free cover but they ask for you to tip the jar. Light…

Arrived around 2pm on Saturday. No cover beers $7 place was empty only about 4 guys. Long stage with bar at one end. After about 30 minute wait girls started dancing about 7 total.…

Sauget is a Ross the Poplar Strrt bridge from downtown STL, 5 minute ride. In an industrial area near Diamonds and two dance clubs. Got in at 1130pm and the club was about…

ended up having a fun time but would have liked to have had the chance to sample a few other dancers. No cover at 1 in the afternoon. Got a $6 beer and sat down…

So I get there with my friend around 4pm on a Sunday. He's a regular and knows what he wants to he puts his name in for Tiger for VIP. I haven't been here in…

Hadn't been here in a few years after a bad experience but decided to stop by after seeing they had over 20 girls on roll call and VIP specials 30 mins for $140. I arrived…

Forgot to post my most recent review. I went during the day which is the best time to go. Ample parking but I always feel sketching entering as it’s off a major road. I allow…

This was a few weeks back, so forgive me if the details aren’t great. We all know the layout of this super dark club. ATM at the door, desk as you enter the room, chairs…

It's been awhile since my last review so this review encompasses about 2-3 visits a month over the last 7 months. I always go on a Monday or Tuesday afternoon to take advantage of 2…

Stopped in maybe 7 on a Thursday evening had 4-5 girls there when I arrived and maybe 6 customers. Not much energy when I was there and dancers felt like going through motions on…

I came here not out of desire but more out of boredom. I had some money to burn and I was downtown. Choice seemed like an interesting place to visit. As you walk in to your…

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I a club representative…

Started off at Henry’s with the guys. Had my eye on Sky (super tall blonde, size negative 2 waist, long blonde hair) last month when I was here and was hoping to scoop her this…

I went on a Thursday night. The parking was free and the cover was $10. They bar is small and near the right hand side after you enter. They also had vip sitting area, but…

Popped into Hoops after work, since I had an hour to kill before meeting friends. First time here, although I had passed by the establishment countless times on the way to my office. Place is dominated…

Went Sunday evening, around 11pm. Not the ideal time, but who knows. I was curious and had just enough to drink before hand... Walked through the front door of Temptations, was immediately patted…

Decided to visit this lonely outpost on Rt 47 on the northern outskirts of Vineland. Stand-alone one-story box on a corner in the middle of nowhere. Well kept appearance, well lit exterior, sufficient parking.…

I have been to this club a number of times and almost always go home happy with my experience. I found myself with an unexpected afternoon off and headed to Akron from Cleveland.…

Got off work around 6:30 and raced it over from Tempe to get there before 7. I got there right around 7. There were luckily a few folks leaving so parking wasn’t an issue…

So if you need to even read this just head there. It is a karaoke brothel. The entire hotel is a brothel( canned karaoke music on floor one, go go bar on…

This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several clubs, but wound…

Had sometime to kill before a baseball game, what better way than looking at some titties and ass. Paid the $7 cover and got the wrist band. Overall the club is fairly decent.…

I liked Blackjacks because even though there is no alcohol sold.... if you got the right girl then Blackjacks was a viable entertainment choice. Barely... The owners have today made the decision that leaves me…

On a whim, decided to stop in here again and see if things had changed. After parking, I went inside and did the usual of showing ID and paying cover. The bouncer doing the sanding…

This is my favorite place to go when in the area. The parking is well lit and plenty of security. So we feel safe when coming here. Once inside they scan your ID of which…

There have been times in the past where lap dance mileage was very limited but over time, things returned to normal. I have a very bad feeling that it's not going to happen this…

The strip club pickings are pretty slim in the greater Harrisburg area. I found myself there on business and Adult World seemed to be my best local prospect. It's been a few weeks since my…

My favorite spot when Im in town. Occasionally my S.O. travels with me but not this trip. Used to be a fan of OZ but the dances are pricey and cameras…

I'm rarely near Kittens but as luck would have it, I had a party to attend so afterwards I found myself at Kittens. I like the club layout, one of the best in Seattle.…

On my return from clubbing in Providence, I stopped into Club Alex’s to wind my day down. I’d had enough alcohol prior to stopping in, so I ordered a coke and paid $6.00 plus tip.…

I drove into the Club Desire parking lot today (around 12:40) to find the parking lot only ¼ full, which is unusual on my visits (as my visits typically start after 2:00 PM at Club…

Went to Scores with a bunch of co-workers and we were expecting to see girls from an underground club that had recently closed as we were told they had migrated there. Turned out that about…

Been here before (×3) and felt like I was the Invisible Man. I'd come in, sit at the stage, tip, converse with the dancer, and then be totally ignored! So why did I expect anything…

I hadn't been to Oasis in a while so decided to pay a visit after work. The club is just as I remembered it, but I usually end up going much later, such as after…

Came here with a buddy while traveling for work and was really pleasantly surprised. The place is downtown so very close to a lot of hotels, and pretty small, but clean and in good condition.…

First time visiting this club. Other reviews said thete were lots of Eastern European women there and that was true,but also many other flavors depending on what you fancy. I saw Carson there who I…

Figured I would try the afternoon shift out at BTS have been there in the evening I never before 7. I got there around 2:30 the day shift was still there. there were several girls…

Ok so alot to get to...had some extra cash and Mara's tits were calling my name so i headed on over, arrived at 3pm. Very surprised there were 6 girls. Even more surprised that i…

I have had good experiences here in the past and tried it again on a Saturday night. Typical costs listed in other reviews. Something like $7 for valet, $10 for cover, $8 plus tip for…

I went here on a bachelor party which is probably one of the main reasons this place stays in business. We went twice, once on Friday and once on Saturday. Saturday we took a…

Stopped in after lunch and wow never seen the dancers out number the clients (that I remember)! Kind of funny. There must have been 15 girls to 10 guys (or less). Saw Nicolette, Alex, and…

Finally decided to give Clancy’s another try. We know the area and club layout by now so I’ll spare you the details on that. Definitely forgot how easy parking is over though. Parked right on…

Normally in Daytona, I go to Diamond Dolls, but with word going around about the curtain situation, health department and all that... and the fact that I was staying at a hotel in Daytona Beach…

So I’ve been to Hitching Post several times already but never attended the famous Legs and Eggs. I got there around 8:30 in the morning and the parking lot was full, I had to park…

Kind of like a local bar. Mostly Spanish spoken there by the customers and girls. There were two small stages that the girls danced on. They also worked their way down he…

Back to Penn's Port Pub. Stopped in around 1 pm for lunch and some entertainment. The bar has not changed at all, it is a rectangular bar with seating almost all the way around. Clientele…

I have to give this visit a low review. I was on a long motorcycle ride and stopped in Beaver Falls for the night. I had been to Stilletto’s once before and had a decent…

First time at this club (or any Dallas club). Picked it for the good reviews and location. Arrived around 8 and there were not a ton of patrons but plenty of dancers. The dancers…

Visited on a Monday around 7pm. The bar itself is no frills and has cold beer and a tv. I like the environment. The stage is cool with ample seating. There were 4 girls this…

Came in on a Saturday night and although the place was kinda packed it was pretty low energy. Could be due to the music that was being played. It’s that new slower tempo depressing ass…

About 10:00 am Monday, I went to Hong Kong. Lately I have had some good luck in the mornings. There were about 10 mongers and 20 girls. Walking down the stairs from the fifth floor,…

Stopped in to Desi’s on a rare Friday night. I figured that being a weekend evening it might have some better talent. Definitely an incorrect assumption. Walked in and got my beer…

It had been a few years since I stopped by this club, so I figured it was time to check it out again when I was in Harrisburg on business recently. The physical layout of the…

Decided to check this place out on a Saturday night instead of OZ as I had never been here before. Was hoping for a more relaxed atmosphere and that is definitely what I got.…

Another evening visit to BBF. Lots of ladies working in all shapes, sizes and shades. Pretty much what I've come to expect here. I arrived around 9pm. The guy at the entry asked…

I haven't been here for a couple years, so I dropped in on a business trip to Harrisburg. The layout is much as I'm sure many others have posted: you enter through the adult…

It's probably been 6 months since I visited Babes. I was pleasantly surprised to see much more energy and better looking entertainers than I've been accustomed to here. This was a Tuesday visit…

My evening started at Bluejacket before a Nats game. It was there that a cute asian chick in a largely see-through halter top caught my eye. As she left, she and her colleagues…

I dropped by Leopards yesterday night after midnight. I walked in and was stopped by the very large bouncer who patted me down and panned by his metal detector. I found that to be an…

Another afternoon visit to the Hugger for a little T&A. I arrived around 1pm. Initially there were about 4-5 girls and the same number of customers in the club. Over the next…

I decided to drop by around 6pm on a Tuesday just to see if there was any new talent. The two Flash locations have the same girls do shifts at both clubs on different days,…

Stopped in Sunday afternoon at Wise Guys. Jade was there, but occupied with a guy. She never did any dances or went to any of the private rooms. Sat on the guys lap for awhile,…

So I was down for a vacation with the kids. It was a rainy afternoon and they asked to go see Endgame, I have never been an Avengers fan so I passed.…

First off, this place is located in the middle of nowhere. It's a long maybe 20 minute walk from the nearest train though there is a bus. Walked in and took a seat by the…

It's been over a year since I've been to Blue Zebra, last time I walked out without spending any money because the girls... well they seemed to be all in the dressing rooms... I also…

As the title says - return visit - been a year or two since I was there. Chatter among friends about the hot women pulled me back. Club is nice on the inside. Relative safe…

After my January visit, I have visited several times over the months. The club has consistently been inconsistent. Many people have mentioned the club. Yep, it's it's small, and across from the…

Dropped in Cheetah last week right near end of afternoon shift. Why this detail is important is because my last visit a couple of weeks back where I actually took a chance on taking a…

I’ve been binging on some “off nights” lately, so there are a few forthcoming reviews. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Diamond Dolls. Partially because it’s far, but more so because as…

I go to this upper east side spot regularly. After 8 PM there is a 20.00 cover, however many bars in the vicinity will give you a coupon for free entry and a free…

Plenty of parking. Warning they enforce their dress code, no basketball shorts. $9 cover before 8pm. Edible buffet. Expensive drinks minimum $6 for water. Rude wait staff, I could not find the bussing station a server got mad at me…

I find myself going to The Lodge more often than Baby Dolls these days. Must be an age thing. Most of the Lodge customers are 40+ and the club and girls seem to cater to…

First time visitor to Atlantis. Gotta say, driving up it is a looming building set off by itself. Approaching entrance, two huge sets of doors. Entered, nobody in entry area. Being 4:15, I guessed it…

Been wanting to visit the Bobbies VIP Room. Sometimes you just want to fondle some new titties. This club is on the main drag into town from the East, just before you get to downtown.…

Stopped by here on Thursday night as a friend was working here on this night. It’s been over five years since I’ve been here and not much has changed in that time. First off the…

Walked into Lido at 430pm on a Wed. First visit here. The bar is kind odd shaped in that I ended up in a small nook of seats on one side facing across the well…

I went here on a Saturday evening at about 7:30PM. The website said they open at 5:00PM. When I walked in I couldn't even tell if the place was open, there were just two guys…

The sale of Uncle Joe's is finally complete! The new name is now That 1 Place. They opened Monday @ 7AM, served breakfast, to one guy. Not sure if a dancer was there that…

No cover and 10$ lapdances, need I say more? Went on a Monday early evening to burn some time. I tried entering through the back since it was still light out. They have a buzzer…

After a pretty long absence from the stripclub scene (where I spent way too much money on mostly average females via seeking arrangement), I found myself back in a club in El Paso.…

Alright so I skipped out of Bogies because I wanted some more variety and you know, chasing that diamond in the rough, as we do. $10 to enter then straight to the bar to watch Bruins-Blues…

So I stopped by to my favorite dive a few weeks ago on a business trip. You know the layout, it’s smoky, girls are a mixed bag - anything from a 3 to an 8…

I was driving through Cedar Rapids. I saw the giant Woody's sign from the highway. I had seen it several trips before, but this time, I decided to drop by for a visit.…

I hadn’t been to Carnival for quite a while after a couple visits with a poor selection of ladies made me walk out. On this visit I noticed they did some painting but it’s…

Monday afternoon visit last week. Arrive about 5pm. A dancer was just finishing her set as I sat down. Beers were 2 for 1 till 7pm so got two domestics for $8. Then I ran…

It has been a while since I last visited Atlantis. With the Playhouse in a holding pattern I decided to take a ride into Philly to visit. I had about 1 hour to…

Thought I would visit my favorite Phoenix club, even though it was a Wednesday evening. Paid the $10 cover and grabbed a $11 Goose Soda at the bar. Sat at a table and…

Similar experience to others that reviewed. As soon as my group walked in the bouncers clapped and girls started falling out of every nook and cranny to dance for us on stage. Unfortunately for us…

I visited this place before ( May be 5 years ago)!and decided to visit it again - this was a month ago- on my way from NYC to Boson. So I knew what to expect Neiborhoid not…

Arrived in TJ about 6:00 pm on a Sunday. Checked into Hotel Cascadas and went to Chicago Club. Might seem strange that I went to CC first, but there are two girls that I have…

First taste of Montreal nightlife. Friend's bachelor party. We booked VIP section of the club for Saturday night. More girls than I could count. Though a ton of customers too. Got very busy after 10pm.…

In my dream, I decided to take a break from the Casino and hit BP for some Fun. On this day there were 5 dancers which were more interested in their phones than patrons.…

We reached the club after midnight, the entry was 20$. Upon entering the there were hardly any dancers or customers. There was no dancer on the stage for about 20 minutes. Most girls were found…

This club is in a semi-industrial area which is good because not a lot of people driving by the wide open parking lot if that's important to you. The gravel lot is a little rutty…