Reviews

I decided to go back to the E-Cafe because of the problems at the PlayHouse. It is a nice sleazy place that can be fun. I arrived around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday, July 6 and…

After long day of meetings, I thought I check out this place since I was already staying in Dearborn. NOTE: free parking and entrance are behind the building - took me a few…

Went to a show at Fenway and headed over to the glass slipper after a shower and change of clothes. Club was very small and dark. It was around 12:30. I paid a 10 dollar…

The Pleasure Dome used to be my go to place way back in the day, but for a few different reasons I stopped coming here completely. After my last few visits to Platinum Plus…

I dropped in Monday night to see if by chance one of the most beautiful dancers I have seen in 16 years of tuscl membership happened to be dancing that night. But no, Kali was…

For starters, expect a TSA type screening when you go in. I was told to completely empty my pockets into a bucket when I walked in, so don't bring anything in with you than…

Visted on a Wednesday afternoon for a couple of drinks and a couple of dances. There were about 8 girls working I believe. They do have a decent beer selection so if you are looking…

Club Rio used to be a beacon in and otherwise lame club scene in Indy. It was the only VIP area you knew you could have a good time in. Well all that…

Cabaret II never fails to give one an interesting experience. Some days the girls are so-so and just hang out with the bar fly’s. Other days they are plenty of hotties to go around.…

Purple Orchid remains my club of choice. Now and then you have to wade through a few less than prime time girls but you can almost always come up with a winner. I…

This place is a mixed bag every time I have gone. I mostly go in the afternoons in order to beat rush hour traffic. This time I arrived around 4 and the bouncer warned me…

I found myself down near the airport on a weekday afternoon and decided to check in at Oasis to see if the Playhouse refugees were working and see if they have any information besides what…

I had about an hour to kill between a meeting in Akron and having to get back to Cleveland. I actually intended to go to Club Book Boom, but upon arriving at the parking lot,…

I was in Vegas with the wife, and had never been to Spearmint Rhino. I feel like it is a pilgrimage, and despite knowing that there was going to be a high hustle factor…

I went to Club Platinum with hopes of just some cheap beers and some girls dancing on the stage. When I got there I saw 2 dancers talking at the bar. One of them was…

I decided this was going to be a weekend to make the rounds around Michigan. Cricket was in my list of favorites as Linzee was a favorite of mine but Innew she was out of…

Spent 3 hours here on a Monday night. The good news was that the dancers were mostly very pretty. The dancers for the most part were extremely sexy. The dancers for the most…

Angels is a nice establishment with friendly college girls. I stopped in just before midnight and was surprised at how busy it was. I found a spot at the bar and watched the…

I went during the evening on a Wednesday and the place was pretty busy. All of the staff was incredibly friendly! The women were all very friendly as well. None of them were pushy or…

I made a quick stop into the HL this past Sunday afternoon for some Sunday Funday action. I arrived around 3pm to a half empty parking lot. No cover charge. The doorman…

Set up my buddy for a bachelor party here. Got the Limo and private room for 25 minutes even. Cost me $300 for all that. I'll admit, we were all pretty drunk by the time…

Got there about 8 and there was actually not one but two parking spaces right up front. With that kind of luck, I should have played the lottery. Once inside, the bartenders remain probably the best…

Since this is my regular club I usually do a review every 6 months, but I'm starting to think that not a lot changes in 6 months so I will probably start reviewing Dancers yearly.…

This review will cover three visits Friday 3pm - 5 pm 11 pm – 1 am Saturday 7 pm – 9 pm Cover charge was as follows the early Friday visit no…

There have been several recent reviews of Criket reporting the chubby state of affairs here so I decided to find for myself. Visited last Friday afternoon around 3pm. As always, self-parked for free in the…

Decided to give this place a shot, since the directions made it seem like it was off the beaten path. It is, not by far, but it seemed to have a quaint feel to it,…

Was bored during a business trip in the evening after dinner and got handed a free entry card here by someone on the street so decided to give it a go even after hearing all…

Had to be in the area a few weeks in the Spring, April or so of this year. This happened: Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Usual assortment of day shift girls. One voluptuous girl, says…

Visited Capital Cabaret for the first time today.... Swung by early afternoon to get the cheap $6 lunch and "Free" admission but still had to buy an annual membership since I was not there before. It is…

I was in town again on business. The only club I had been to in Seattle was Kittens and that was my go to so I decided to try out a new place. I…

Had a good night playing blackjack, so decided to spend some winnings here. Went to the bar next door first grabbed a beer and walked over. Don't know if the person working the desk in…

So I remember this place back when it was Blue Goose, my ATF club. I saw this place open up in the same spot and I was reluctant for a very long time. It wasn't…

Hello all! Long time lurker, first time contributor. I've always used TUSCL to get a feel for clubs whenever I'm in a new city, so I have the right expectations going in.…

I wasn't sure about this place based on reviews, but I'm glad I went. Its a small country style bar back in the woods. The parking lot was full but I found the…

993rd review for Desires. So the basics are well understood - two bars, plus the patio / “tiki room”, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Private dances are $30-35…

Haven’t been in the HL since March, but managed to escape for a quick visit on Wednesday afternoon the day before the Fourth of July. The club was busy, but not packed. Before…

I was in town on business and decided to stop by Bucks Wild in Dallas based on prior reviews and it being a nude club (I don't drink, so the lack of alcohol isn't an…

Generally the cricket is not the first place I stop because the dancers have a tendency to stick with their regulars. This was an afternoon visit and there were at least 10 dancers there. I…

Went here for a friends bachelor party while in Vegas. There were a lot of girls working the floor. I didn't count exactly but it felt like 50+. Most of the girls were 8+ talent…

Ended up here after the debacle that was Atlantis. Club is big, bigger than it looks from the outside. The main stage is right in the center of a large room and there were dancing…

TL:DR On an off-day (Sunday) the club was empty. 2 out of 5 girls were lookers. Fun to be had in mileage for a price ($$-$$$). Price may not be worth the effort and time…

Went to Spyce after a decent time at Club Rouge down the street. This area got a little more sketchy as I walked over and I started to question my decision to change clubs…

Stopped in Mirage for a quick break from the heat. It was 5:00pm on a Saturday afternoon. No cover at this time, and my seltzer cost $7 bucks. The place was empty (of…

I came to lace with a couple of friends from work. One was getting married and treated this as a small bachelor party. When we walked in you pay the cover and one drink which…

This is a bad review but it's kind of my fault. I got snookered. I met a dancer at another club and we really hit it off. It was a low mileage…

First time in LA visiting a friend and ended up here after a long day. The club was in a strip mall type set up with a gas station next door. Pretty open and well…

Later in the week talent level significantly increases. Absolutely love a little spinner with 34bs and there’s a taller girl with massive naturals that defy gravity. There are some hefty girls here too with ginormous…

I attended Ye Olde Axe on a Monday afternoon. The venue is at the top of shoreditch close to Browns - another strip venue. The lighting is a bit dark in the pub and it…

I have mostly avoided this place for the past couple years because of the ridiculous $20 fee every time you enter the lap dance area. I was in the area and wanted to stop somewhere…

Decided to pop by PaperMoon during the day since i was bored and had nothing to better else to do. Been over 2 years since I have visited this establishment and it is definitely getting…

Ok, it's my favorite neighborhood bar. Ok, i've been here so often the past five years I cannot count the number of visits. And yes - there is consensus from anyone who is a regular…

I had read all of the reviews that this place was hit and miss. The reviews that I had seen lately mostly said that this place was Miss especially on a weekday evening. I was…

Its true... The Chicago Club is giving Adelita Bar a run for the money... Some new blood and on Saturday night there was a lot to choose from. The place is much…

I got there around 1 which was later than I planned but it was ok. I walk into the lay down and to my surprise the bouncer gave me a real pat down for once…

As others have mentioned, this place is more of a local bar than a strip club. The beer tap selection is incredible for a place like this. Drinks are fairly priced and they are always…

heard about this steakhouse strip club. I decided to give it a try. Its not really a steak house and its not much of a strip club either. I went in on a sunday afternoon.…

Found the Candy Store a couple of years ago, but it seems to have dropped off a bit. Club is well lit and there are two stages and two VIP areas. They have…

It’s been a while since I’ve submitted any reviews but I generally come here at least once a week, always on dayshift. I like what I’ve seen here the past few months. The…

Been going to Sugar 44 some now over the last 6 months. From the first visit its gotten much better. Cover charge is $10.00 and two drink minimum that is not really enforced…

I stopped into GGR at about 6pm on a recent Sunday. I knew that this was not a great time to be visiting, but this was when I was passing through the area and I…

I visited the Cherry a week and a half ago on a Thursday evening. The changes are coming fast now. I’m guessing the club will be called Scores by the time I visit Huntsville again. Inside,…

My first visit to The Cricket was memorable and I’ve been back twice hoping to for a good outcome. This visit was on a Tuesday evening. Entry was $10 and Tuesdays are $5 beer night…

I had a late flight out of LAX and had time to give TJ’s a try. Reviews looked promising, and I think I met a girl at another club who told me she sometimes worked…

Strokers used to be on my skip list but their talent has improved drastically. Let me explain the behind the scenes. "Atlanta" metro area covers 5 or 6 counties and each has their own rules…

Stopped by on a birthday treat to myself, since the family was out of town there was no harm but to my wallet. The staff was very friendly and wished me a happy birthday. As…

I arrived at 8:45. There was the usual pat-down. I was the first customer. No admission fee, but it was $5 for an apple ale. Parking is on the street outside, and there are plenty…

Is it possible to go to Follies on a bad day? Once again time for my monthly visit to Follies (Wednesday – same as last month). Get there around 2 pm. Parked…

Really not bad for a Monday night. I was passing through the area and took a look at the tuscl reviews. They seemed solid so I stopped in. I was a little turned off by…

INTRODUCCIÓN (INTRODUCTION) I was in San Diego for a weeks vacation. My plan was to make multiple trips to TJ to enjoy the delights of the Zona Norte.I wasn’t sure how many trips I would be…

After leaving the Penthouse I walked down the street to give this one a try. $10 cover to get in and free seating at the bar. The booths cost $20. Beers were $5 until 9pm.…

Showed up around 9pm. $20 cover, which I thought was funny judging off how empty the parking lot was. Went in, and there was two girls sitting, 1 on stage dancing, and 3 other guys…

I am from Atlanta, and like to visit other strip clubs when I can. I finished work and walked from my room at the Embassy Suites to the Hustler Club. It took about 10 minutes…

Stopped in the SC on a Saturday afternoon before the Tiger game. There were about 10-12 girls working with a 10/2 white to AA mix. Was approached by a slender white girl (didn't catch her…

My girl and I stopped here for about 40 mins. on the way to the airport on a recent Sunday, around 1pm. There were only three dancers working and it was a typical experience…

Came to Montreal for the weekend to celebrate a friends birthday with a group of 7 guys. We arrived in the afternoon and quickly visited Chez Paree. The bouncer/host was very friendly as it was…

Probably my 3rd time here is 3 years, was in town for business and this place was close by. It’s not a club as such, there is no bar, there are no…

I drive by this place all the time even on the way to other clubs, probably 30 years since I had been in the club so I read some of the reviews and thought I’d…

$10 dances on Thursdays!! Music was awesome! Girls were Fantastic!! We had an Amazing time! Sorry if I spell these names wrong😖 Cailey, our server was really nice. she suggested a fruity drink for me…

On a work trip to visit buffalo trace, we went to platinum dolls Thursday and Friday night. girls were mostly 4-7s. I believe the entry fee was $10 at the door. you go in and…

Stopped into Bottoms Up around 9pm on a Saturday, and it was busier than I thought it would be. Seems like this place has a good amount of regulars that know all the girls. There's…

I had heard lot of good things about Follies so decided to visit on Wednesday afternoon. Like the other reviewers I got the standard pat down from a girl at entrance, tipped couple of dollars…

The Flight Club does not have a cover charge during the day, and since I came by Uber I did not have to pay for the valet ($8 + tip). I was met with…

I made a return trip to Vivid since i was in area place and had little time to chill. Park in back near car wash for free so dont have to deal with the valet.…

Went into the Red Raven 2 weeks ago on a Monday night. For those who care there is never a cover and the beers are fairly priced - typically $3-4 for a domestic. The names on…

Visited Chicas Locas (CLs) on Su 6/23/19 ~9:45pm - CLs is a fairly-large property w/ a good-sized building and parking-lot - if I remember correctly the parking-spaces upfront had cones so I assumed that was…

Weird truck stop strip club. located just of I 80. I got there when they were opening. There was a cover charge and a membership fee. In total I think…

Visited on a recent Thursday night as I wasn't even sure they were reopened. Sure enough they are, although it feels like they are still rebuilding their clientele and dancers. Physically this is a nicely…

Cincinnati / Dayton is down to just a few decent clubs. Cinci never really had any (you have to cross the river and go into KY) and Dayton has been closing the several up by…

I had arrived here for the first time as I was in the area. There is plenty of parking and is free of charge. The club is in a strip mall next to a…

I had grabbed a quick lunch at the bar earlier that afternoon, and I was very impressed by the talent of girls and wished I could have stayed for the rest of the afternoon.…

arrived after 7 pm and paid a $10 cover charge and paid $5 for a soda. there is a 1 drink min. There is a no booze club but is nude, when…

It has been a while since I had visited Bogie's. I couldn't find anyone to interest me at the Criket, so I decided to drop in. The Parking: Free self parking is the order…

Even with all the recent troubles Hi Liter tends to dominate the field. Every time i go to other clubs it is just not the same experience. it is a tiny club and a bit…

Hit up Ritz for the first time ever, having previously spent a lot of time at Hustler, Gold Club, and Millstream. $10 cover Friday night around 12:30. Club was busy with multiple bachelor parties. Smaller stage…

I was in town for business, had a long lunch break, and saw that Goodfellas opened at 2pm. I’m always down for a little daytime club action, so I was there by 2:40 and it…

Visited again on a Friday afternoon/evening. There were lots of great looking girls working. I did some dances with CJ, who is a really gorgeous, energetic blonde. Lots of grinding, lots of fun. Will return.…

With the changes at the Playhouse and the hit and miss nature of the Ballpark I decided to try add a few different clubs to my rotation. This review sums up 3 different visits…

Went for another lunch break at Ruby’s. It is a good break from work, food and entry is free and I always manage to find the right talent. I sat down at the U-shaped bar, grabbed…

I visit this club 4-5 times a year, when I happen to be in the area. As you can see in my previous reviews I have a generally favorable opinion of this club despite its…

Stopped by at about 10:00 pm . . . And it was totally dead. Something about a concert and the holiday weekend but even when I left at about 12:30, there still wasn’t a lot…