LackLUSTer visit, saved by two dancers
After a long break from the clubs I decided to stop by on a Thursday night around 11:30pm, the parking lot was around 2/3 full. No door charge, which surprised me, perhaps because I normally go a bit earlier in the evening. The door girl and an attractive white spinner were at the door, but the dancer seemed more interested in talking to the door girl than anything, despite her looking pretty good as a 7.
Stepping inside nothing much had changed since my last visit. The main stage had some larger screens around it which I don't remember from before, but I am not there to oogle the tech, ya know? Most all of the main floor was filled, so I found a seat up front middle which is not my preferred spot. After a few stage dances the waitress still had not come by, so I headed to the bar for a drink, which also took some time as the bartenders and 2 waitresses were all talking to a customer. This would become a common theme, as at the other end of the bar near the small stage 2-3 good looking white dancers were talking to a guy or two, yet they never did any dances that I saw. Anyway, back to the review.
Sitting back down at my prior table, the girl on stage was finally more of my type - white, alternative, wavy hair and with a well rounded set of features. As I was grabbing some 1's to head to tip her a dancer came from behind my shoulder, and in broken English introduced herself. I can't remember her name, but she was Cuban (another theme of this visit), and she was petite with a nice ass. Very quickly the conversation moved to asking me to do a dance, and since it had been a while and she was looking good I decided to give her an audition. $30 dances as they have been for a while, the lap dance area was always decently crowded, but she picked a corner that was empty. She sat with me while the current song finished, and she was nice to hold, comfortable and curvy in the right spots, but that is where the good ended. The dance was... lackluster, even by Greenville standards. Not a lot of grinding, moving from one move to the next in a very mechanical way - as the dance ended I cut her off as she asked if I wanted to go VIP.
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