Reviews

Foxxy's has always given me the most value for both money and time when I visit Houston clubs. Currently this location is closed until further notice. Some of the regular dancers and drink servers mentioned…

I visited the club almost a month back, but couldn't get myself to write a review because I just had an okay experience and these reviews take some time. Visited on a Friday night, the club…

Love this little hole in the wall. I rarely seem to leave disappointed.Yes, the dancers are a bit on the older side but they are always friendly and ready to please. I prefer the early…

Pulled up on a holiday Thursday afternoon for a rare SC afternoon visit for me. I almost always go at night due to my schedule. I’ve been her 3-5 times prior with little to…

Went to PleasureDome for the first time while in town nearby on business. Was not expecting much for a place out in the middle of nowhere but was very pleasantly surprised. It’s BYO so…

Random trip to the desert few weeks back. I stopped by after going out with friends. Peeped the roll call to see if I saw anyone I knew was working. Saw Gia she got more…

This is going to be a summary of a few places I went all on the same day; all ended in the same result: This was one of my first stops on this past Sunday…

It's funny reading all the negative reviews of this place. I definitely understand it can be a mixed bag from a talent perspective and there are a few ROB's to avoid like the married…

I tend to hit up 2 clubs in Dallas pretty regularly when in town for business. This is one of them. I like to go here to enjoy the scenery as they definitely…

Had a somewhat unexpectedly positive trip to Delilah’s. Arrived at about 8pm on a Wednesday night and stayed for about 2.5 hours. Almost immediately upon arriving a very good looking and fit dancer (sans tattoos…

The Men's Club is the best physical club in the Houston area, but it comes at a cost!!!! There were about 25 girls working with no one below a 7. Much better…

First time at this club. Arrived in the early afternoon, paid my $15 cover and was the only PL in the place. Once in, took a seat and an older woman offered…

Visiting from out of town for business, figured I’d try out some of the local clubs. After a disappointing hour at the pink poodle, headed over to check out the action at cheetahs. Both the number…

I was on my way back from Fort Worth and decided to stop here. Wednesday evening .....entered around 11 pm. Was surprised as the cover was $10 this time and not the usual $20. Got…

This is a review that covers a time I visited on a Thursday in May of 2019 and 2 months later (Wednesday) in July. In may there was some mutual touching (provided it…

One word for truth, EXPENSIVE. Avoid this place on a weekend. It’s more expensive than coli, flight club, and legends. There is also no chance for extras because no private vip. I took a friend…

So I have to apologize for my last review with this club. First of all my original plan was to go to Vic’s cuz I’ve never been there before but when I pulled I saw…

I was visiting NOLA and staying in the French Quarter, but fortunately, i had rented a car. I'd been to the downtown strip clubs years ago, before I even knew about TUSCL. Anyway, I knew…

Came here a few hours after leaving follies and to say it's a huge downgrade would be me putting it lightly. Compared to follies though, the parking lot and building are huge. I paid $3…

Time stands still at places like Paradise. Other spots in COI change quite a bit, just look at what’s become of deja vu, and dancer turnover at synn and rhino means you gotta find a…

I had just been visiting Visions, when a dude told me about She She's. It was Saturday night and this club is in what is probably considered the "hood," so I have to say this…

Brad’s wasn’t hopping at 3pm, but quality of the 5 girls was solid as usual. I prefer bustier natural dancers but was soon approached by a tall, skinny, tan dancer with a perfect set…

Had a little free time available so decided to stop by the Landing Strip. Arrived around 1:30 on a Wed afternoon. Valet wasn't around so I parked myself but he caught me walking…

Visited Treasures around 3 pm after getting some good dances at centerfolds . This club is right on the main road and covered by trees. So watch out carefully. Plenty of parking on back…

Well, this place is my go to spot for Friday afternoon happy hour to wait out the traffic before heading home. Most times it’s the usual dance here, and a dance there, while I…

I happened to be in Ames overnight (and didn't feel like driving to Des Moines) on a Wednesday night (10 pm to midnight) so thought I would drop into Dangerous Curves to see how it…

Visited this club on last Saturday after 1 pm. Plenty of self parking , $5 cover. Club is on the left side from entrance. It's very dark, kind of dirty / dive and big with…

While staying with friends in Arizona, I thought I at least try and visit a club. Since my friends live more on the Westside of Phx and due to time constraints, I thought this would be…

I was in Houston during July 4th long weekend due to some work and decided to hit few clubs. I read the reviews and finalized St.James , Centerfolds and Treasures. I booked a hotel…

I was in Coloroado Springs for work and had some free time to kill, found TNTs on Google maps and headed over. No hassel getting in, there was no cover and no…

It has been a long time between visits but not much has changed over the past few years. The club is still the same layout with lap dance area on both sides of the…

Arrived at 10pm. Big line of bikes outside. Giant Samoan bouncer was frisking everyone lined up so I put my Uzi and AK back into my Prius. I get inside and the door girl tried upselling me…

Passing through the area for work, I had a hotel room near the airport, making Knockouts the closest strip club to me on this evening. I should've spent the extra seven minutes to go somewhere…

Jens has not changed much since I have been going there. When you walk in there is a pool table and a large bar in the center. Bathroom doesn’t have a door on it which…

Went there last week on a Friday night, got there around 8pm. Not many girls walking around soliciting for dances. A lot of the girls walk from the dressing room to the…

Much better experience at this club on my third try. Checked it out on a Friday night, figured that if there’s talent to be seen there, this would be the time. Paid my…

Cheeks is in a safe area not far from the freeway and Dayton Mall. Entered through the metal detector and was frisked by door bouncer. Cashier scanned my Id and I paid $5…

First time visit to club. Parking lot was a bit different with entrance is in back of the club away from the road and might have been shift change but there seemed to be girls…

So! I went back to the Body Shop and boy it didn’t disappoint. Most people complain about the no booze rule cause its full naked and california laws, but I don’t need alcohol to enjoy…

First off.... big pothole has been repaired on the entry. It is still a risky, steep approach to the gravel lot, but the hole has been filled. $5 entry fee at 9pm. Bartender…

First Saturday of the month so I thought it might be a night when a good variety of booty would be in the house looking for that bill money. This is a small club in…

We arrived about 11 on a Saturday . Mandatory valet parking and a $20 cover. This is the standard fair for the flight club. Even though it is more than the other clubs in the…

I have done reviews before, one of my constant "go to's" in Austin. Construction still going on, traffic sucks. The sign out by the road helps, guides you where to turn in. Trying to answer questions…

I had helped a friend who lives close by the club, I thought what the hell I'll stop just for two beers on the way home. It was just after 7 when they opened there…

This is my place to go when I can take a break and enjoy and touch the view. Saturday afternoon the place is quiet. Nice free lunch if interest and happy hour until…

Decided to take my lunch break at Christie’s last week. It was a quick visit, about an hour total, but ended up being a very nice escape from the eternal dumpster fire that is my…

I arrived early last Thursday at Follies. I beat the valet so, got to park my own car. It was maybe 11:45 am..I got frisked and headed into the darkness. I found…

Arrived at about 1230 (7-2) and the last of the day shift dancers were arriving too. I immediately went to the restroom because going from bright sunshine to the darkened inside always gives me…

It was a hot afternoon so I wanted some air conditioning and naked ladies. Parking lot was half full at 130PM and inside the club was pretty empty. Met Luisa (sp?) who quite frankly might…

Had not been to this club for some time probably at least 6 months as it has been such a hit or miss place for some time, but hope springs eternal so I gave it…

I’ve done several reviews of Follies as have other people here, so no need to go into details on the layout of the place etc. I went again last Tuesday night around 8:30pm. That’s basically…

I visited Billy Budd's a few months ago and to be completely honest, the only reason I spent as much as I did was because of the alcohol in my system. As soon as I…

So I took and Uber to the club as I completely forgot about calling for a limo since it would have been a free ride and free cover. Good thing was that the cover…

After a brief closure due to an excess of fights and other illicit activities, I learned that Lacy's reopened and decided to give it a go. I understand how the club could be fun for…

Dropped by on a Wednesday afternoon/ early evening. They open at 4 but got there around 5:30/6pm. There is still a cover at that hour. $10. I have detailed the club before so…

I went this past Friday night, orginally I was going to Hoops Cabaret, but a guy was handing out free passes on the street. So I decided to check it out. It's not the biggest…

Had a break and decided to head to the desert before ending up where I was supposed to be in the afternoon. The entry was $10 and they didn't take passes because it was…

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries. It sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go where…

I've become semi-regular to Gold Club in recent times, mostly on the weekday evenings. And there's a reason why. In past, I usually went there over the weekend or other busier times. But I came…

This place is a classic. They definitely put on the best show in the area including toronto, tons of girls, decent priced drinks and lots of options for fun. First the decor. They seem…

I had more time on this particular afternoon, so instead of dropping into Cheetahs I plunged across the border. Parking and logistics have been described in detail so I will only add this. The new border…

I hadn’t been to diamonds in quite a while. I work really close to another (see my review of new locomotion) so this gets forgotten. Went with the boys after a nice dinner. It…

Dropped by on a late Sunday night, probably around midnight. Have never been at that time/day so wanted to see what it was like. Pretty happening, which was a surprise. Quite a few girls on…

Went on the 2-1 lap dance night, every Thursday. 2 dances for $30; not sure if regular price was $20 or $30, not posted anywhere. First set she charged me $31 ??? Wondering what the…

I went to FLL for several days around the 4th and took advantage of the time there to try out the legendary DD's. It does not disappoint and is the real deal, my only regret…

So I recently just reviewed this club - it was a real positive trip so I decided to make a return trip. My previous review was a Saturday night after midnight - this was…

Stopped by on Monday afternoon. I had low expectations since it was a Monday around 2pm. To my surprise the talent was okay (for Bogarts). One girl caught my attention immediately. If memory serves…

In town for some work. Reached out to my FAV here and find out she's hopped to yet another club. I'm really getting my tours of SA clubs. Her previous…

Free cover through their website. Excellent facility. The music wasn't that great and the girls were pretty average but I managed to have a great time with a dancer named Lala. I was driving alone so…

Was in Costa Rica for holiday and visited Key Largo one evening. It is located in downtown San Jose in a safe neighborhood with the Del Mar Hotel across the street. For starters this is…

Sadly this place, like many of the clubs in toronto, is boarded up and slated for condo construction. Find another place boys and girls. Used to be one of my favourites. Had a…

This review will cover 2 visits. The first being on a Saturday evening around 9pm. Charged $5 at the door to get in. Place was half full. Maybe 15-20 women working of various shapes, sizes…

I'm not complaining or saying that this place is bad. But I had a hard time enjoying myself with the packed house. It was difficult to find a seat anywhere that wasn't in close proximity…

I went into the Western Bar when I had to time to kill one afternoon, it was free entry and had a sign outside so advertising £5 lapdances so I thought "why not?". Inside it…

In California for a couple days of business. Finished up early this afternoon and decided to stop in here. The club is located in a strip shopping center along a four-lane street, which was not at…

I've been to Lusty's many times over the years. The place is a dark dirty dump in a not so great neighborhood. The back bar is beautiful but that is the highlight. The girls are…

This was my 2nd time to Lido's. I've already described the inside of the club in my first review. It was Friday night just before 7pm, so I didn't have to pay the…

The entrance is through a steel door at the back. The cover on Google Maps says $5, but it is $15 at night (after 10pm from memory). This place was packed and has a lot of women.…

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some…

Others have talked about club size and pricing, so I won’t repeat that. Arrived about 4:00, and there must have been 20 spaces open in the parking lot, which is rare. Oddly, the parking lot…

I was in tampa for couple of days. My hotel was near by, so I got a chance to go to the world famous Mons Venus. Went there around 10:30pm, parking was scarce but was…

This visit was beginning of June with my friend-only his 3rd visit ever here over about a 2 year time frame. He works crazy and varying hours, so it's difficult to arrange schedules.…

Hey guys, Was in Nashville for a bachelor party so the guys wanted to check this place out. Before going inside you will get patted down by security. After that you enter the building, pay the…

I go to Pandora's once every few months or so, but typically only during dayshift. It had been a while since I'd been in the evening, so I decided to check it out on a…

I think the basics of Mickey's have been covered, but basically it is like a dive bar located in the middle of a random neighborhood. It's closer to 295 which is a plus. Inside there is…

I had some spare time on Monday and decided to visit Eubank. I have a VIP pass and when I showed it to front girl, she rolled her eyes and let me in.…

I had previously wrote this place off after a few less than stellar visits. However I was passing by and had some extra cash in my pocket and the urge to look at some boobies…

So I have grown tired of the usual spots and had an urge for something/someone different. Tried another spot that I like during the day, but turns out night shift isn't for me. But that's…

The Playhouse is the least known of the three clubs in Hallandale area including Scarlett's, Cheetah and the Playhouse. This is my second or third visit but not in a couple of years. In…

We were back in Seattle for business and had to stop in to Pandora’s for some monkey business after some happy hour beverages. Paid our $10 and ordered our $5 sodas from the waitress/door girl.…

This was my first visit to Atlanta. Not knowing any better I decided to visit Peaches based on the TUSCL ratings. It’s easy to get to being at walking distance from the Metro station. Paid $20…

I've been to Paradise about 3-4 times total. Overall, it's not my style. The dancers are generally heavier set latinas. Now I love latina women. But the body type you'll usually see here isn't my preference.…

Had to be down in the PHL Airport area on Monday afternoon to pick up an out of town guest. Better to be early than late, so I arrived there at 2:15 PM for…

Went with my wife after dinner and some drinks at a local speakeasy. It was this or the swingers club and I am glad we chose this. Bourbon Street was packed with both…

I have been away from desire for a little bit. One dancer was getting a little possessive. The girls respect each others regulars so if one gets attached to your wallet the others know and…

Was there around 2PM on a friday. May be 7 girls working I found only 2 of them to be above 7 on a scale of 10. The dancer on stage is very very un…

Good afternoon. I am reporting on a recent trip I had taken to Houston. I visited two places. Centerfolds and Treasures. I already post on Centerfolds. Now I will…

As it has been stated, this place has not seen any updates since the 70's. The bar stools are starting to show their age with rips and tears on most of them. You know it's…

I stopped by a few weeks prior and unbeknownst to me, there were some changes at the Moon (that's what I get for not checking in on the latest comings and goings on here). Cover…

Got out of the strip club game for a year due to having success with Seeking Arrangements. First night back to a club in over a year and was pleasantly surprised with the increased qualities…