Decent if you know what to expect!

I stopped by Goddess Gentlemen’s Club in Baltimore on a Friday night after hearing mixed things—and honestly, it’s a solid spot if you know what to expect. The club itself is decently clean for being on The Block. It’s not some upscale Vegas spot, but the floors, tables, and bathrooms were all maintained pretty well. The vibe is old-school Baltimore: a little dark, neon-heavy, with a small stage up front.

The lineup was diverse—different body types and backgrounds. Some dancers were clearly veterans who knew how to work a room, while others seemed newer or less enthusiastic. That said, the ones who engaged were genuinely friendly and gave real effort. I had a few casual stage dances before one of the dancers invited me back for a VIP—and I’m glad I said yes. She was attentive without rushing and made the experience feel personal rather than transactional.

I paid $150 for a 15-minute VIP session, and it was worth it. Private area, comfortable seating, and the dancer didn’t just treat it like a timer countdown—she kept it engaging the whole time. Lap dances at the stage were $30 per song, pretty standard for the area. Didn't ask for extras, wanted to build a rapport. I'll update as time goes on.