Pathetic Simp Loser #1. I got owned by a stripperper.

Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my chest. There is nothing to brag about.

In Seattle, most strippers suck and fuck at the non Deja Vu clubs. Some will charge a lot. I usually pay it because I am pathetic and think with my other head.

No lectures please b

I paid the entry. Bought a beer for $12. Not sure why.