Reviews

Came here on a Thursday night after 2am. On the east side of town. Plenty of parking on a dirt parking lot. Me a really good friend showed up. Cover was $25 but a table…

Back after about 2 years! I've had a hiatus from visiting this club after not stopping in for quite a while, there are a few good changes but mostly things were the same.…

I have been going to Hong Kong in Tijuana on a semiregular basis for the last 5-6 years, but it had been a little time since my last visit, so I went back during a…

So a little background, I tend to spend the majority of my extra curricular activity out at the COI clubs. I had been to 215 twice before and it was very lackluster. Small, cheap beer,…

Ended up in Ballard early in the afternoon, so figured I would stop in and see whats happening here. First visit to the Sands in a Long time! Plenty of parking beside the…

What a club! I was in Ballard and driving by decided to stop in here as it had been a long time since a visit. Did not think this place could get worse,…

Stopped by on Monday, early afternoon. No cover, checked ID but didn't scan. Was met by a server right as I entered the main room who offered to show me to a seat.…

First time at the club. I hate valet, especially when all the spots are within 50 feet of the door! Parking lot is small but well lit and I felt safe on the outside. Valet…

Had a free evening and decided I needed some real entertainment. I headed over to Blondie's. Washington Park is about the worst town in American, a very sketchy place. Blondie's is down…

Found myself in upstate SC and naturally had to check out the local clubs. I tried following Google maps, but it took me past the club, turned around and came back. Parking was plentiful, at…

Another visit back the old reliable Hugger which never changes. Today was another good visit. There were about 8 ladies dancing. I'd rate them everywhere from 6 to 9. There was…

After visit the nearby Hip Hugger earlier in the afternoon/evening I decided to make a first time visit to Big Daddy's. It quite likely will be my last. I arrived about 9:15pm and the woman…

Some friends of mine that used to live in Austin were in town we met up last Friday night for some drinks after work. It got to be about 9:00 and they decided they…

The club charges a cover maybe $10 in the evening I think. There is one main room with a bar and some tables and a single stage that I'm aware of. There…

This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in there. I've…

They had eighteen entertainers (a few 8's, mostly 7’s, and some 6's or below with a 33/66 ebony to ivory mix) and about thirty customers when I arrived after work. Overall, it was a…

I always had the intent of checking place out, but I usually ended up some place else. A particular Friday night that the warden was out of town, I decided to go once and for…

This use to be my favorite spot in Houston, but man...this place has fallen off. I'd say my last three visits have been subpar. You have the option to self park or valet your car.…

I had to make a run out to Rancho Cucamonga to pick up a chunk of money from a customer, deposit and wire it. I flew into LAX on a Thursday, picked up my…

I made one of my sporadic stops at Fannies yesterday. I’ll probably never go back. During my last couple of visits, it seemed things were on an upswing. There had been some minor remodeling…

I was the area late on a Friday evening decided to stop at Synn. It wasn’t too crowded, specially for a Friday night. Seats were plentiful (I’ve been here plenty of times when there is…

Had backed off the hobby for a bit, many other summer activities and seemed to forget where the Hugger was... lol. Long time customer, wouldn't change the place for anything. So to begin.... Hugger is incredibly…

This club can be hit or miss. Some nights, it is all skinny girls with tatoos. But some nights, it really hits! And tonight was one of them. The club layout…

I stopped by this place on a Friday night around 10pm. I was not feeling up for a long drive to TJ or COI and noticed that there had only been 2 reviews by one…

Visiting St. Paul for multiple nights on work, I wanted to find a club that was a little low-key, and the reviews posted by others led me to believe King of Diamonds would be a…

Because nothing has changed, please accept this quote to accommodate the need for mundane information (for those who want to skip to the new information scroll down to NEXT)... "Walked in, the doorman asked if I…

Well... I’ve shit all over this place my last few reviews so in the interest of fairness, my visit today was outstanding! I haven’t seen this many girls dancing here, ever! I haven’t seen…

(Note: This review is for a trip a few months ago, seems like I wrote it up, but never submitted.) Found myself at this club on a Tuesday afternoon in June. Hadn't planned on going there…

A pretty dead Thursday afternoon at Bogie's. Stopped in about 2:30 PM, to find about equal numbers of customers and dancers, about 10 of each. The entertainment this afternoon tended towards curvier (read: larger) white…

Had a business trip in San Diego again. Tight on time but I got Global Entry a couple of months ago and that saves me time at the border crossing back. Flight, airbnb, transport, and…

Arrived before 9 on a Thursday night and they were not open. Walked in and there was no music or girls so I left and came back 30 minutes later. Paid a $10…

Stop by 19th on request of a dancer that works there. She works dayshift and is relatively new after moving from working at Purple Orchid. I'm not going to get into the club details, if…

The Gold Club is a hit or miss kind of place, both as to dancer quality and mileage to be had. I nearly always visit in the afternoon rather than the evening, but there’s usually no…

I had not visited Ten's for a couple of years but stopped in a week ago. This place itself is really nice. Very modern with sort of a Roman forum kind of decor. The stage is…

This will actually be a review over several stops, so forgive me, but not much changed in the way of information over that time frame. Typically a Hispanic club will Latino music played way…

Had a rough night at the casinos so I decided to head to Rhino to cheer myself up! Since it was an impulse decision i could not plan in advance and order the shuttle.…

Visited the club on Sunday of Labor Day weekend. Very quiet according to dancers with whom I spoke, so plenty of places to sit. Only one waitress on at the time, and she was kept…

I went on a Sunday afternoon over labor day. As you walk in there's a sign that says "two drink minimum". I don't think that's enforced though. I walk around the large…

I went around 1 - 2 am on a Friday a couple of weeks ago. The parking lot was big enough with parking in the rear (that's what she said). You get a little security…

Went to this place based on other reviews and was not disappointed. Pros: girls are VERY handsy and put my hands on their butts and boobs right on stage for $2, open until 4am, a…

I try to stop in every time I am in Toronto which unfortunately is not very often! Easy to call for appointment, I had several girls to choose from. The location is very safe and…

This club has a military discount on sundays that is pretty good but the quality of the dancers seems to vary throughout the month. The dancers are usually friendly but some are super aggressive. This…

I had some time to kill on a Friday midday so I swung by Sirens around 1130. $7 entry fee which was annoying since most other Columbus clubs don’t charge before the evening but it…

I rolled into this place on a late, lazy Wednesday afternoon to kill some time before other commitments. The place looks a little seedy (by Denver standards) on the outside, but the interior is remarkably…

I haven't been to the G-Spot in years. It was never one of my favorite stops, just an OK place. No flashing and no contact from what I remember. Anyway, I had a meeting…

This review encompasses two visits back to back Wednesday & Thursday nights. On Wed, I arrived after 9 and the the place was packed. Used Uber which allowed me to avoid the valets. No…

Not having visited this place for a long time I was concerned it would be closed as there is a lot of new construction going on in Los Angeles. I am very happy to…

I was on my annual trip to Baltimore and decided to hit the Red Room again as I have had some luck there before. This time I got the mission accomplished, but it wasn’t…

First, a big thank you to PaulDrake for his sage advice for clubs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. He gave me the low-down on several clubs in the area - listen to this man.…

I was in this godforsaken corner of Wisconsin for work and bored out of my mind so I thought that I would see what kind of action there was here. I showed up a little…

I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed... Paid about $26 to get in,…

So read mixed review so thought i would check it out for day shift. Arrived around 4pm. No cover charge which was good. Club was nice. Maybe 4 other customers and 6 dancers. 4 black…

This is the second Tuesday I visited the club hoping it would be like last Tuesday but wrong. Last Tuesday there were 14 girls working, this Tuesday there were 5 girls working. I parked my car…

My visit was on a Thursday afternoon. It wasn't very crowded. There were at least 5 girls working it. All seemed reasonably attractive. The girls were not pushy but they did seem to go up…

Victoria's is booked as a nude club in Manchester England. Clubs in this city don't seem to get many TUSCLers so I thought it worth checking one out and seeing what its all about.…

I went to Showcase recently on a Wednesday night. The club is located in an industrial area. Its not totally comfortable during night, but you will feel comfortable if you find a spot in their…

Arrived just before noon, pat down and a tip, then to the bathroom to let my eyes adjust. Got a bar seat at the DJ side, $5 Corona and sat back and let the fun…

I was in Atlanta for a short trip and couldn’t make time for a Follies daytime visit so was looking for an evening alternative. I wasn’t expecting the same mileage or overall vibe, but…

Rick's Cabaret in New Orleans has always been one of those places we've heard good and horrible things about, but never great. So we decided to check it out during our strip club crawl for…

PoleKatz is still my goto club in Illinois. Though it's a non extras club, I enjoy going almost weekly. Starting outside and working your way in, you have valet parking for $5, or you can…

I got into Vegas late on a Friday night and decided to check out Little Darlings around 1am. I expected it to be super busy but it wasn't at all. I was able to get…

I visited about an hour after they opened on a Saturday in early July. The club is OK. There's a bar with a decent selection of beers. The stage, tables and chairs…

Location: Club 205 is on the east side, also basically off an exit ramp from I-205. Although, because of the one-way streets, I thought it was a little bit harder to get to than its…

Got flagged for not enough details so trying again. This is my second review of Club Rouge. It rocks! I went back so that says a lot. Saturday night post soccer game…

The last review I posted on the slipper was almost exactly a year ago, after my first visit. I've been back a number of times in the last year. This review recaps my general recommendations…

Had heard from several longterm residents, this was ther club to visit for good drinks, lovely ladies that are own to just about anything. Finally had a free evening and did to check them out.…

Went to Bogies after a reasonably long hiatus. Not much has changed in the bar area. The place was smokey but not terrible (like H8 which I hit after this...I could taste the…

I stopped in on Friday night just after 9. Parked down the street across from the place. 2 bouncers at the door, gave me a good and thorough frisk and checked my ID,thank god no…

Went Sunday night not very busy. There were maybe 10 dancers two were cute one probably shouldnt have even showed up. She was 230lbs missing teeth I’m not lying. Almost threw her…

I ended up at Crazy Horse when I ended up on the east side of Charlotte with an hour to kill. I rarely go to Crazy Horse intentionally as it is in an area…

Dropped in on Tuesday afternoon. It’s been a couple years, I walked in the bar is in the exact same place everything looks the same, one thing I can tell you it’s very…

Went to Bogarts with 4 co-workers 2 Sundays ago. There were about 5 customers, 5 dancers and the usual waitstaff. Every single person in there was smoking heavilly which was a big turn off since…

Nana Plaza is really more of a mall full of gogo bars. Each bar is a little different and they'll change over time. But most of them have a lot in common. This was the first time…

I came here last night because on Tuesdays they have 2 lapdances for $25. No cover. Showed up around 10 pm and stayed til almost 1am. The vibe is very chill and everyone seemed friendly.…

Aj’s is my go to place. Last I went on Friday. You can get parking easily as they have three parking lots. One is across the street, one connected with building and other behind building…

Have not been to the Landing Strip in many years. Seemed like a good idea, to stop in, check out the changes. Make some comparisons to the other nearby establishments. First, the…

I was staying at the Holiday Inn Express about 400 feet away from the Holiday House, so I walked over to check it out at 23:00 on a Saturday night. The establishment is no longer…

I have been seeing a particular Sugar Babe for a while and knew that she was bi-curious. This past Thursday, we had been drinking wine and both got a little drunk.…

I arrived right at noon, and there was no valet in sight. I parked myself and got inside and did not have to pay the usual $5.00 to park on their lot. The…

The Lodge has some of the classy women in Dallas. They are very professional and know how to entertain. You will not get a dancer to approach you with the standard “Want a dance?”…

Came in on a Wednesday afternoon to take advantage of the $80 15 minute special. We all know what’s up with this club. However today it was a extremely dark inside the club and pretty…

When I went on a Saturday early afternoon there were barely any patrons which was pretty nice as a first timer to a strip club. There were only maybe around 10 people there at…

The Gold Club is eager to take your money and doesn't offer topless dances, but since SF isn't a great strip club city, I would come again for the high quality talent. It was a 20…

Went in a few months ago for a bachelor party (which got the group a discount—but I missed the memo as a late arrival). The girls were all attractive. From cute, girl-nextdoor types to some nice…

Visited on Saturday night over Labor Day weekend. $10 entry fee with a minimum spend requirement of $13 on water, soda or juice. For those that love all you can drink lemonade, this…

The Rhino is an upscale club with the best looking dancers in Vegas. The club is topless only with full bar. As you enter the club, there is a main stage area to…

So Bare Elegance I guess was closed on Labor Day. Remembered Jet Strip was about a 5 minute drive away so headed there. Was open, paid my $11 and went on in. Was not expecting…

Location: Venue is on the east side of downtown. It is located just off an exit from I-205. It is next to a shopping mall and across the street from an Olive Garden. It…

I arrived around 5:00 pm. There was a $9.00 cover, but they also had a decent buffet that went with it. A soft drink was $5.75 plus tip. Downstairs is fairly large…

The entrance to the club is in the rear where the parking lot is also. No valet to worry about so just park where you would like. Very short walk to the door.…

I stopped in around 330pm on the Friday before Labor Day. I was interested what the environment was like now that they are open earlier in the day. I walked in and there was…

Walked in Tuesday afternoon expecting a group of qualityarray. white girls. Instead I got the same rap/hip-hop white girls you'll find in any other strip club west of Central,and not upscale girls..Is the same sort…

Basics: Full nude, $10 Cover, $7 drinks, $20/5min lapdances, $90/15min VIP. Finding the place was easy & decent parking. The bar surrounds the stage, which offers a decent view. Seating at the stage for better view.…

haven't been to Purple Orchid in a while and it has been eons since I've been here for the day shift. As I pulled up I was pleasantly surprised to see at 2:30PM a fair…

Headed in on my way home from Asbury Park. 3rd time I had been in the place. Big center bar with two poles. Normally on weeknights one girl strips at a time. Not sure about…

There wasn’t much happening at this place during my visit (~5pm) so there’s only so much of a review here. Location: Xpose appeared to be located in an ok area in amongst some car dealerships. However,…

I came here on a Saturday night to watch the featured performers Kaylani Lei and Cindy Starfall. The stage comes with a walkway into the audience, with movie theater style seats going back several rows.…

Taboo is located in a small plaza off of Constant Spring road, sharing a parking lot with a furniture store. parking on the premises is $500 JMD, but beware, the security guards pack as many…

I arrived here on the dawn of Labor Day. We arrived at Gallagher’s around 2am. The cover was 10 dollars. One of the bouncers was giving my friend problems because of his pants because…

Sunday nights are usually dead nights for most strip clubs. But, i was pleasantly surprised this labour day weekend to learn that long weekends are pretty much like Friday or Saturday nights. Having been to…