Reviews

This review happened about a month ago. Was doing business in Pasco and after no luck at Allure I head down the street to Bare Assets. Set up feels like it was previously…

Ive been to Atlantis several times within the past month. It is down the street from where I have been working so its been a convenient place to stop by. Havn't had any…

This visit was within the past month. I was here on a Thursday evening after my flight from NY. Ive described the interior of this club before, personally I think is a…

I'm not sure if this is currently still called Cheetah's or if it's Babe's. But anywho, I stopped by about 3:30pm after another disappointing monday at Hi-Liter. I'd been here 2 or 3 times before…

While on a multi-hour wait for a car repair, I took a ride share to this club, which I haven't visited for at least 6 years. First impressions were that the energy level was…

XTC is hands down my favorite club in Austin. Nude, BYOB, and plenty of ladies if you go at the right time. Friday afternoons are, in my opinion, the best time to visit…

Formalities : small gravel parking lot that opens to the back door.. Walking in you pass the bathrooms, a changing room, and the vip booth. Then there is a bar in the left, a juke…

Wish we could remember her name. Went Saturday afternoon with boyfriend for some entertainment. Girls are always friendly, unlike most clubs toward couples. Most girls were 5-6 with one definite…

So i stopped by on my approximately annual recon visit to my old fav club (from 10 years ago). Usually a hit or miss place. Likely still is. However, day shift girl selection has improved…

Came down to Chicago for business and ended up at the Gold Club around 8 or 9. Not exactly near downtown, but the money you spend getting here on an Uber is easily saved on…

After the fiasco earlier this year about ID information being used for sending club flyers to peoples' home addresses, I was reticient about coming back to Lust. When I read where this may…

THIS IS A REVIEW OF THE SAPPHIRE TOPLESS POOL AND NOT THE STRIP CLUB ITSELF. I was criticised for not enough details so here goes! FACILITY- The pool area is attached to the south of the…

I stopped in while I was in town on business. Once I was inside the club, the bartender was hot and friendly and I felt totally comfortable. Fritz’s is located in an industrial area and…

Checked out this club on a Thursday afternoon. Paid cover, it was 5 bucks. The immediate layout was impressive. One main stage with a bunch of small stages on the side. Perfect if you have…

Arrived at the club shortly after 9pm. It’s located on an access road next to the freeway and was well lit and easy to find. Pulled in and didn’t see any way to…

Been a regular here for a while. Got there at about 11:30 in the a.m. was asked to sign in for the lunch special. Its $6 to get lunch and you get a free pass…

Went on a sat afternoon around lunch. There is no cover and you get free lunch with a beer purchase. I sat down and ordered a few beers with my burger. Beers…

It was almost exactly five years to the day that I last visited the Oddball Cabaret. I'd say it'll be another five years before I go back but I doubt it will be there…

Walked into bogies on a Wednesday around 1-2 not much going on, a couple what looked like regulars at the bar, and the place was smoky as usual. Grabbed a beer and sat down to…

Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if it…

Ballpark Tavern has been shut down by the local police and District Attorney's Office. A complaint was brought against the club by the Bucks County District Attorney and the Liquor Control Board, and the court granted…

As my initial review was flagged for not enough detail, I’ll try to fill in the blanks... Traveling for business, and was tired of the bar scene, so I flipped open TUSCL and found a few…

So I’m in Columbus for business and decided to go here because it’s full nude. Got there between 8:30-9:00. $5 to get in, there was about 6-7 girls there and the same amount of customers.…

Visited on a Wed afternoon. very slow. No cover. $3.75 beer (happy hour). A very comfortable club with table seating near the stage. Bar is off to the left. 3 dancers on duty- range from…

Went to Scarlett’s last Saturday nite. The valet parking was 10 bucks which I thought was a little high. I was also charged 20 dollars to enter the club which was high again I…

One of the great things about this hobby is the opportunity to experience many different women. There is always a sense of anticipation and excitement when you see someone new, wondering what pleasures await. There's also…

Danzers has so much to offer! Both the dancers and the employees are tops in my book. I visit quite regularly, both during the week and on weekends. Getting to know the…

I was in Ft Worth and decided to give this place a shot. Parking lot is confusing. Faded red lines all over the place says No Parking/Fire Lane but yellow parking lines are inside the red…

Bobby's has been reviewed many times before, so I will only give a quick outline of descriptions. It's located in a shopping center so there is plenty of parking. The neighborhood is questionable, so…

Oasis 8/9 Arr. 1615 6 cars, 5 dudes, 4 dancers, doing 3 song sets with 1-2 break songs. DJ playin' it waay too loud. Wasn't bothered to buy drink - fine…

This was my 5th visit to the place. Parking seems like a place were drug deals would go down. The area doesn't look safe at all. There where two angry looking guys eating something in…

I visited Lidp before the recent move to the Scores nightclub. It was fefinitely interesting. Cover was 20 before 8 and the drink prices were like any nyc bar very expensive. Lots of…

Stopped by around 1 by myself on a Friday night. $10 cover, grabbed a beer. Stripper-patron in the club was 1:1 or maybe 1.5:1. DJ was doing an awful job playing some metal that the…

This is a late review, but I went last time it was raining,so a few months ago at this point. I remember because I was pleasantly surprised to find out that they had a rainy…

Rolled in after midnight. Had been at another club and was dissatisfied with the entertainment. I checked the schedule and saw VERONICA and wanted to see if she still looked the same from a previous…

Came into the club at 5:30 PM, spent about one hour in the club. The number of girls during shift changeover, that gap between 4:30 and 8:00 PM, is not large, maybe 8 ladies…

Went in on a Wednesday night around 10 pm and it was dead. Only reason why I went was to try and see Red. She was there my first visit and made the night memorable.…

I've left reviews for BSC before, and will start out by saying not much has changed - which is the way some of us like it. This isn't a big extras club, but may be…

Decided to give this place a try after giving up on Tulsa. It is about an hour drive from Coffeyville, KS. Arrived before dark as I had not been before. Out…

The fallout from the recent unpleasantness continues. Now they are removing the doors from the couch dance rooms and replacing them with curtains. My CF's assure me it is business as usual and their actions…

So I went down to Pompano after a movie last Saturday. I went to Diamond Dolls first, as it is my favorite - been there 5 or 6 times. Anyway, I thought I…

Decided to go on the first Tuesday of the month for their “Super Tuesday” promotion which meant $5 topless lap dances and $10 fully nude. I showed up after 6 and paid a $20 cover,…

I've gone to this club several times because I had a good time. It has 2 side stages and one main stage that are all occupied with dancers as they rotate from one to…

After over 1000 reviews of Desire, if you're reading this you know the lay of the land. Paid 8 bucks each for a couple of Vodka/soda waters. Nice, attractive bartenders. No one working the outside…

My buddies wanted to go to the “Shitty Titty” after watching the dbacks game at the bar. I had never been so thought wtf let’s go. Before even walking in you can tell…

Showed up on a Saturday at noon right after they opened. 2$ beers made it more worth it. The outside is unremarkable, sign needs updating badly. Inside was clean, the only dancer, Misty, and bartender…

Stopped by around 4 on a weekday afternnon. Paid the ten dollar entrance. Was there maybe five minutes when approached by super slim dancer with long fake eyelashes and an A cup who said this…

I stopped by the HL on Wednesday after finishing up some business downtown. They scanned my ID, and when the bouncer asked if I'd like table I offered that I think I can figure out…

After spending a couple of hours at Rick’s (review here: https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=359312), I walked into Hoops at about 330p. There were two dancers sitting at the bar talking to the female bartender and a dude working…

I visited the Hugger back in October and didn't spend too much time there, so when passing through the area again I figured I'd stop by and really settle in for a bit. I wish…

Valet parking friendly and felt safe, though the lot could use a paving. Cover was waived as I came early, friendly pat down and quick indication of the rules. maybe a dozen other…

The club is seven miles off the exit 354 exit of I-75 and open at 6 pm. There were a couple of street walkers at some motels and trailer parks a few blocks from the…

In the area on business. Decided that I needed something to kill some time. Found the 'Palace'. Interesting place, sort of. Opens at 8pm! Wow and no dancers there yet. Hung out till they started…

I was in Indy over the 4th of July weekend; Brad's website mentioned that they were open on the 4th, so I went there that day and the next for a couple pretty lengthy visits…

Arrived just as the place was picking up - after 10pm. A dark part of town, but well lit parking. I was comfortable with the surroundings. Valet was friendly ad helpful. Reasonable cover…

I was in NYC to see some friends and wound up with a few hours to kill until my train home on Sunday afternoon. I was staying near the garden so I pulled up the…

I have to say this place impressed me.. from the friendly bouncers at the door to the older gentleman who joked that I had to pay if i wanted to leave and return. There…

I spent the last week in Vegas and hit Chicas Bonita’s and Palomino a couple times each. Palomino has a very nice building. Two stories, the main floor has a large runway type stage with…

After a particularly grueling day and evening, a release was needed. Drinks and tacos were had, and off to TUSCL to find another haunt. After checking out Synn and SR, I happened on Bliss.…

Another day, another work trip, and another SC visit. I made sure to pre-game drinks a bit, after finding no alcohol at Synn. Hopped in the rideshare, and went over. Spearmint Rhino is not terribly far…

I started out at Déjà vu, because I have had some success there and the 30m/$100 VIP is very attractive. Also, with few exceptions the girls have allowed a liberal amount of molestation. Four girls…

Went to the Hustlers club today around 4:30pm to check out the afternoon shift. Got to the door and the receptionist said no cover, and that 11 entertainers were working. I go to the bar…

This was one of my favorite clubs back in the late 90's and met one of hottest stripper ever, I believed she went by the name of Sasha and had the biggest nicest natural boobs…

I was in the neighborhood and decided to swing by. I really like Kitten's as a club. It's probably one of the biggest clubs in the area and it has very private rooms.…

The ambience of this club is a typical rural bar with a stage. The club isn't well adorned, but the staff was very nice and accommodating. I was at this club twice. The first time was…

Went in early evening on a Saturday, it’s a little dark inside but the atmosphere was alright, about 10-15 people inside when I got there maybe 7 dancers. Didn’t realize there was no nudity on…

Stopped in for some fun yesterday after seeing advertisements for their "Glow" parties on snapchat. It was around 6:30 when I got there, and the club was quieter then the usual times I visit,…

This is a fairly small club--maybe 25 seats around one long stage. They claim it's two stages (and it could be, but I've never seen it). Another 25 or so seats around the perimeter. $10…

The club has been described many times before. You walk in in the "middle." The large room and large stage is to your left. The bar, small room and small state is to your right. Went…

Entered in on a Friday. As soon as you enter, you're expected to pay tip/ no entrance fee. Bouncer was fine with the 2 dollar tip. As soon as you sit down, you are expected to…

Made a pop in visit on my way to the airport for a beer before leaving town. Parking lot was near empty due to the time of day, but it's seldom full during the day…

I had never been to Texas but was there on business. I was staying in Arlington and decided to go the Fort Worth route Vs. Dallas. After some research I decided to visit Bucks. Very…

This is still my favorite SC of everywhere I have been. The $10 full nude lap dances all over the floor make this place so special. It is a wild time every time. My biggest…

OK, so, I wasn't going to write about Clancy's again - I actually have a few other visits line up to report on, but after the previous entry I wanted to add this so that…

I have been here several times over 20 years. It’s just a neighborhood joint no stunning women. It’s open early which is an advantage if you want afternoon tits. I stopped in…

Well.......I was excited to read a review that Jamie was back at Lusty’s. I hadn’t seen her for a long time and she was one of the couple of dancers that made Lusty’s worth…

Came here after work on Tuesday. Got in before 7pm and there was a cover of $5. Not going to go into the layout of the club. Overall there were about 10 girls dancing…

I visited Strokers on a Monday evening, 9:15-midnight. They were set up for valet parking, with a sign and cones blocking some of the spaces. Since there were plenty of spaces in the…

As an out-of-stater, I have only been to this place three times and only during the afternoon on weekdays, so my experience here is very limited. That said, I will try to give the…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon while passing through town. It’s been a while since the last visit so noticed a few new faces. Used a drink card from my last visit like 6 months…

Was in the mood for all nude so had to go outside city limits. Plenty of parking around back and given the area I would have been more nervous to leave my car there…

So for a town with such a great reputation this club is definitely one of the major players. It's a great club - big space and lots of ladies. Not quite as nice…

Another afternoon trip to Angels was available and who was I to say no. Arrived right around noon and things were slowly getting started. The girls tend to do a two song rotation with one…

I was in the city and came here after the free pass to Rhino given out outside the Twins was denied for some absurd reason. Walked over here cause a local said something about it…

This place is truly a diamond in the rough. I have never had any problems but 7th street can be a little rough. On the plus side for that the parking lot was…

Bishops corner is a very small building, you will pass by it driving on the main road if you’re not watching for it. Parking down the street is most likely what you’ll have to do. If…

I was in town a couple weeks ago and revisited FC with a friend. The layout had been described in previous reviews so I won’t rehash. My general impression remained the same: higher…

I had a great time here on a recent afternoon. I was anxious for some action, and in the past I have had all the way success here with several dancers, including one of…

This was my third visit to Purple Orchid. This is an interesting club. It’s very close to the PHL airport in the Essington area of Philly. It is close to a couple…

Ebony Inn is like a time capsule. It changes but it really doesn't. Here's the quick rundown: Leave your phone in the car. Park across the street at the church (its closed). 12 to get in during…

The club is located about a block away from the convention center. While parts of the walk to the club were a little questionable, the club itself seemed to be in a safe location.…

So I had about 1 hour to kill between appointments. Was feeling the deep longing for some quality time at BE. Grabbed a doobie and a can a beer for the ride. Toked out in…

Visit was end of June. Went in to see my favorite, Raven, but also to look for Native American beauty Q and "rocker chick Jynx (who is hardly ever there-only seen…

Being a member there was no cover when I got there at one pm. Love their six dollar lunch. Great food at a great price. Say at the bar and ordered when Alexis stopped by.…

It was a wednesday night after 10pm, was walking on bourbon. While walking on the Burbon St, the club people generally invite you in. I went in after being invited by them at…

Hadn't been to the store in a while, and stopped in mid-week. It seems the afternoons here have turned very MILFy. So if you are good with that, this isn't a bad place.…

Almost every summer since 2013 I have combined a Saturday-night concert at the Warren Amphitheater with a late-night visit to the Palace in the Pines. The attraction of this nondescript little club is simple: the…

First off, this club isnt Chrome anymore, same owner/management they just kind of remodeled and slapped a new name on it. Literally you can still see Chrome sign up, they just tried to rubbed off…

Stopped by early afternoon to see what was happening. Parking lot had a lot of cars in it so first thought was it would be jumping inside. Ha, went in and only saw…

I was hesitant to go. The reviews seemed positive but inconclusive. Lots of “yeah, great girls, yeah they dance, didn’t explore or buy much..” Decided to go. Walked in, carded but not scanned.…