Reviews

Once again, I had a couple of buddies who were in town for work from the ATL (the home of the strip clubs) and they wanted to go out and see some T&A in Philadelphia…

A few Tuesdays ago, I went here looking for a gal with whom I had struck up what seemed a promising stripper relationship. She was not dancing that day (my mistake), so I ended…

So I stop by The Pony when I am in town for work. Sometimes its during the day, other times its during the evening. Dayshift is just about what you can expect from anywhere. Lots…

I have found Monday afternoon to be a good time to visit. The club is quiet in the afternoon and the cover is only $5. I always get a beer which is $8.00 once…

Me and the crew finished up a job at lunchtime. We had been working 7 days a week for 3 weeks straight. I figured the boys needed a reward for finishing the job up early.…

Since I rarely get to clubs anymore, I have to go when I can and within whatever time crunch is involved. Which means, since I cant alwyas control my experience, I make sure I…

First off - it's not non-smoking, which is kind of a big pain (allergies, and it's a dead giveaway). The layout is awkward as others have noted - sitting at the bar, you're craning your…

I gave this place a second chance on a recent thursday afternoon around 1:30 or so. I wont describe the place as its covered repeatedly in many reviews.. Its sketchy, it's located on…

I had heard that Kristen from Tease ( before they closed / re-opened ) had relocated here, so I went to check it out. I had never been here before. The place takes a…

Passing through in the late afternoon and thought I would take a gamble on Dollie's. This is a very sketchy neighborhood/light industrial area. I felt okay going during the day, but an evening visit would…

I went on Friday and was surprised by the lack of outstanding looking women. Mostly average to good looking white women. 40+ girls working that night. I went to support a friend that found…

I stopped by the club around 3 on a Friday on a recommendation from a friend who swears this place is great on Friday afternoons. Walked in and was wanded by a bouncer and asked…

Haven’t been to Teasers for over a year and went on my way to Northern Mich on Friday. The club is 5 minutes off of the highway so it is real easy to get…

Was in the District for business and decided to try Camelot's. First time there. If you are not familiar with DC clubs, most clubs cannot serve private lap dances (there seems to be some exceptions,…

Fun time had, the girls definitely get the job done. I walked in and looked around the store for a bit before heading to the theater and a private lap dance. The dance was good…

I came to this fine establishment towards the end of the week, late evening. This particular night seemed slow and had about a 3:2 girl/guy ratio. Staff was friendly and you get two drinks w/…

A weekend trip to Orange County, California led to a visit to a few Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shops and an old favorite Bikini Bar, Distractions Lounge. Districtions Lounge is nismaned: it is a Bikini Bar, not…

The club was relatively busy when I arrived. I still don't know why customers go there other than it is the only gentlemen's club in the area and near O'Hare airport. I went there…

Met some friends there after a night at a local bar. They had plenty of beer (BYOB) but I didn't really need any more. The place had a quiet friendly atmosphere and the dancers were…

Now to town, I decided what better way to spend a Saturday then at the local strip club. I decided on King of Dianonds for the sheer fact that they advertise a dollar beer, and…

Club is on Bourbon Street not to be confused with the other Larry’s Flynts which I went to later. Cover was nothing so that’s why I went in around 5. Beer was $9 for 2…

Got a new job in the area for now and I decided to check out the closest full nude club, despite mediocre at best reviews. I only go to full nude clubs and I try…

We pause from bracketology on the discussion board to bring you a review of a trip I made to Polekatz in recent weeks. This one was odd because I felt like I got ripped off,…

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived around…

I arrived at the Reef around 4:00. Parking is around the back and ample, and I didn’t have any concerns about the safety of my car. There is a separate VIP parking area for an…

Parking in front and in back of Sins is limited, though there seems to be some extra parking in a lane right off the back parking lot. as has been covered many times, the building…

Ok, so this was my first visit to any Lido iterations since the fall 2018 shut down and reboot. I had heard that the reboot at scores was lacking, but heard that the new…

First time heading to a SC in Vegas, ended up picking Palamino because they have full nude and alcohol service. Booked the pickup service with the club. Pickup was easy and cover included…

I go to this club at least twice a month. As a local, I have been to all of the clubs in the Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area. Also, since I travel quite a bit for…

Went to the club on a Friday night looking for a regular that I normally visit. Turns out she is no longer there but I stuck around to see all the new girls. Most weren’t…

Sat down to have a few cold ones and check out the talent. Domestic beer was $3, a fair price at a strip joint in my opinion. Was ignored for about an hour. Finally I…

I went on a Saturday night, place is big in an industrial area, plenty of parking and looked pretty safe area. Cover was $30 ($25 admit + $5 vip). Dances were $20 no touching and…

This was my first time here and was an interesting experience. I hadn't read any previous reviews so it was all new for me. I'll give an entire overview and will probably be…

Had some free time in between my business meetings and decided to check out the Treasure Club on a Tuesday. This was my 2nd time coming here. Went on and the area is laid out…

I was in town for the night, so I decided to stop by. When I first got there I had a hard time letting my eyes adjusting to the dark. I am going to leave…

Since I was staying in Santa Barbara for the night, I thought I would hit Spearmint Rhino SB when I got back near home base for the night and start with SR Oxnard. You can…

Easy to find from airport. Paid 3 entry fee. Beers were like 2 or 3 bucks. Super cheap compared to other clubs. Not sure if it was a Tuesday night deal. Two bartender and plenty…

I had a couple spare hours before meeting up with friends later on Friday night in downtown. Street parking can be hard to find on a weekend, though there is a paid parking lot immediately…

Another evening at the hideaway. Stopped by on a Sunday night. It was around 9:30. Boy it was dead. It is understandable being a Sunday evening. I believe I saw only about 5 other patrons…

Since I was in the area traveling, I wanted to check out what the area had to offer Strip Club wise. Coming from the LA/OC California basin, and an avid and frequent fan of what…

I had been out of town for some time and decided to stop by and see if anything had changed since my last visit. I was looking for some new girls or at least…

Went in on a Saturday around 6. The georgia game was on and this place has a sports bar feel to it so it was a little busy. Probably about 18 to 20…

Late afternoon visit. Not many ladies out on the floor but some in and out of the dressing room, I guess prepping for shift change. I'm rarely around these days, usually short visits and usually…

I stop by this club once in a while, but mostly during the day. Decided to check out the night shift last night (Saturday). What a mistake. $20 to get in (includes a soft drink, no…

Have enjoyed KOD during recent visits. This is partly due to having the proper expectations. This is a no touch club (by the patrons) and lap dances are only $10 but are out in the…

This place is slipping. Stopped by Fri afternoon when I was in the area with time to kill & cash to burn. No cover when I got there in fact the bouncer wasn't even up…

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover was…

I was traveling a bit and when I do I like to stop in clubs being a former dancer. I knew a girl who worked here but she had moved to Florida. She had a…

Formalities When I was there it had a gravel parking lot (I read somewhere that is now paved, I have not yet confirmed) Outside on the right of the door is a smoking area that had about…

Quick review on my last trip to Gold Club. I typically go once every few weeks or so for a drink and a couple dances. I’ve never had any issues paying the $20 cover but…

For those that have met me in person, I can sometimes be a bit of a "know-it-all"... I'm here to eat some crow regarding my questioning other's opinions/reviews of Cheetah. I was in the…

Henry's has been described way too many times . So I'll skip that. I will mention about the drink "specials" they run about every half hour it seems. $5 dollar drinks, buy…

Me and a good buddy came in a Saturday night around 6. Just outside of Houston going to Galveston is Dickerson, Texas. Plenty of parking. Come in metal detector. Cover was $6 when we came…

Stopped by on a day I knew one of my favorites was returning from a short hiatus from the club. Paid the usual $10 cover, sat down and paid another few bucks for the soda.…

I was in Bogotá for a day, and I was curious about the Santa Fe district and their girls. I had read the previous reviews here for this club, which are older than three years,…

This club is the typical Seattle club with crappy DJ and moldy smelling vip area. The layout is nice and the tables are spaced out enough to where you aren't bumping into strangers while you…

First time visiting the legendary Follies. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I had to be somewhere else that afternoon, so walked in knowing I had 90 minutes to 2 hours max. I now understand why…

Update to my previous review of chicas. Last time I went was during the day. During that time I was very impressed by the quality of the dancers, especially given the time of…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon about 2:00. There were 8 dancers. Six of them were hot, 2 were marginal. The club has 3 stages, but only 2 of…

Came on a Saturday around 2pm. Typically it’s difficult to find parking on Saturday but I gotta lucky and there was a spot right in front. The manager Maybelline was outside having a very loud…

I came here on a Sunday afternoon, my second trip in a month, and second visit ever. I found free parking on the U.S. side and crossed via the older east entrance. I got lucky…

My first (and last time) at Nikita’s was sad. I went after 7pm on a Friday. This place is easy to find, you’ll just need to park on the residence streets or off the main road.…

This was the third time I visited Club Desire. Arrived at about 4:30 and was able to find parking, but there were only a few spots left. Previous trips had been during the week, so…

This relates to a visit back in July, that I tried to post but it did not go through. I arrived about 1:30 pm because I thought the place opens at one o'clcok.…

Thursday afternoon at 5:00 PM. The parking lot was full! I was pretty surprised by this since I had never seen the parking lot full except on a Friday or Saturday night. The details of the…

I went there the day before Labor Day. Was pretty crowded, not really anywhere to sit. Felt bad for the girls who danced well cause no one was tipping or sitting near the small stage.…

Arrived on a Thursday afternoon, parking is hidden in the back from Michigan Avenue. No valet and a fenced parking lot. Walking in through the double doors always trips me up.…

This place has gone down hill in the last few years. The last time I visited was a Sunday early afternoon and I was greeted by no girls dancing and 1 girl taking to the…

As noted by the previous reviewer, Newport is a classic ‘free-lancer’ bar. The location is excellent, in a good area next to multiple bars and restaurants: and the bar has seating in the side-walk…

I went to see Tori Black feature dance here and it wasnt a bad place, and Tori Black was extremely nice. There is a main stage with a pole, and two other small poles. People…

This review is of 6-7 visits I had in July/August. I've visited Caddillac Lounge quite a bit during various times of day and I think I got the hang of this place. I'm not going…

I visited XTC around 9 PM on Wednesday to enjoy dances(5$ on floor and $10 in VIP until 11PM). Paid $30( 20<after discount> for entry and 10 for VIP). Observed that patrons as well as…

So I've been to Cheetahs about three times. Each time was about the same level of excitement. The club has its own parking and if you park on the street you'll probably get a ticket.…

I posted this on another site, but wanted to share with my monger friends here. Was in Newark for business and had heard VIC's had bar side action by nice AA women. Took Uber from my…

I've been visiting the Manor off and on for several years but recently I've been going a lot. I usually only go on Sundays because of work but Sundays are awesome. First off there is…

A friend dances here occasionally. Hadn't seen her in a while so decided to take somewhat of a road trip and stopped in mid Sunday afternoon of Labor Day weekend. Nothing much has changed. It's an…

Club is the north part of town. Across from a cow farm, must be the dancers they didn’t hire. They did good. A lot of cars in the parking lot. But there were plenty of…

I have been visiting this SC couple of times and I have fun every time. I usually go there during busy hours (weekend nights) when you get more choices. This time, I decided to check…

Made a return trip to the cricket for an afternoon visit. The last time I was here it seemed we had the selection that included dancers who were pushing 50 plus in age or…

Came on a Friday night around 8. Men’s club is a really nice commercial area. There was plenty of parking when I went. Cover was $15. A waitress then takes you and seats you. Layout…

Starting off with the setup. The club itself is extremely well kept up. Clean, decent lighting, furniture in good shape, decent parking, etc. It comes across as a gentleman's club and not…

Wow! I can't believe that I never stopped here before. The exterior of the building looks nice and the interior was equally impressive. Walk in to a long single runway stage with…

I will have to go back, I had a dance with a stunning little brunette called Maggie. She was incredible, girls are not pushy and its a very relaxed place. Some really beautiful women there. I went…

Came here on a Friday nights after midnight because it was open late. Cover was actually free for military $20 otherwise. They serve alcohol here but I got there right when they stopped at 2.…

Sapphire has plenty of beautiful, attractive women. The club is located about as far north as Circus Circus on a road parallel to the Las Vegas Strip (Las Vegas Blvd). Whatever you do, do NOT…

Got here around 11pm. Ten dollar cover and walked down the small ramp towards the main area. Stage takes up most of the floor. Bar to the right hand side with some tables in front…

Club basics: Two bars, plus the outdoor patio, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Club is DARK when you walk in from a sunny day, so don’t trip…

I arrived on a weekday evening not really knowing what to expect as it was my first time here. I went in and sat down and got a corona. A little while later a pretty…

Decided to pay a visit for the Labor Day promotion they were running ($80 VIP). This deal is advertised for 15 minutes but in reality it’s 10 minutes. There were about 10 dancers that night…

I must have misread one of the TV screens last time I was at Lust because I thought the 2 for 1 deals were on Mondays (realized later it's Wednesdays) so the next free Monday…

Came here after midnight on the holiday weekend and handed my $20 to the lady behind the booth. After the security guard gave me my wristband, I proceeded to walk into the main area. There…

So this was my first visit since June. My friend Steve needed a night out so I took him here. He last was here last November. His card was still good. I had to get…

For the detail Nazis lets get this out of the way. This club has $10 dances available but nobody gets them because the dancers I’ve known refuse to do them, especially when they wait around…

A dancer from one of the Rhode Island clubs flaked on an OTC tonight and I had an itch which needed scratching, so I decided to stop at Foxy Lady ( Brockton).. I arrived before…

For those of you that have never visited this Club it can be a little hard to find . It is on 330 Old Lincoln Highway and Ohio 602. This club is starting to get…

Riviera is my usual go-to in Queens but it's very hit or miss in terms of action and in terms of dancers. I've been there 10+ times and I'll give the lowdown. Overall, I feel…

So I went to PH on the first Friday. This is the second time I tried the first Friday. I arrived at 9 am. The bar was not that full. If you never went…

Another visit my last time here was 4 months ago, I see they have a billboard up on Groesbeck. So today I had some time to kill and it was Friday around 3pm. Free parking…

I have taken a year or so off from hitting the clubs. It seemed like it was just the same old same old every time so I just decided to take a break.…

Came here on a Thursday night after 2am. On the east side of town. Plenty of parking on a dirt parking lot. Me a really good friend showed up. Cover was $25 but a table…