Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Great way to chill in the afternoon

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domedfun
Aug 11, 2025, 7:48 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

A quick stop between work meetings, so I couldn't get too wild, but figured I'd check out the talent for the day. All Latina line-up, with a good variety of shapes and sizes. I didn't get a lot of names, but did see a number of girls I've met on previous visits. Among the dancers this day was a kind of chubby girl-next-door, a very curvy and friendly MILF, an older Brazilian who just kind of laid on the stage and twerked to the music, and two thin, but shapely dark-haired ladies (Alicia and Natalia - two I'd like to try in the future).

With only a brief window of time, I drank a quick beer and went for a regular lap dance with a big-breasted, big-lipped, big-butt dancer. Not wanting to get too messy before my meeting, I just enjoyed two dances with a good grind - and a very enticing OTP stroke. I'll definitely try her again. Regular lapdances are in a separate room with a set of 10-12 wooden benches around the outside. 6-foot partitions separate each of the benches so you have privacy to the side, but the front is open into the common area. Dances are $20 for 4 minutes, with the first paid in advance to a big guy at the front who serves as both money-taker and time-keeper. He'll call out the girl's name when your time is up, and you'll pay him at the end for any additional dances. VIP is $100 for 15 (of maybe 20) minutes in an enclosed area directly across from the timekeeper. He basically keeps to himself, but it is good to tip him a few bucks if you want to avoid hassles.

Club has a rectangular bar with 2 poles. Girls dance 2 songs, then circulate inside the bar for tips for 2 songs, then either sit with their phone or come around to ask for dances. Waitress is attentive, beer is $6, bathroom is clean enough, and there is plenty of safe parking in the Bound Brook Train Station lot ($4). There's no cover charge in the afternoon.

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