Reviews

Club Desire has the reputation for being the best club in RI right now. The title has fluctuated between several clubs over the decades, but Desire has held the title for a long time now.…

I made a visit after midnight Teusday, so technically it may count as Wednesday. I had a free pass, so I did not pay the cover. I think it's 20$ though. Once…

Avg. Drink Cost: $6 for a beer - no sure about mixed Cover Day: None Cover Night: 10 topless dances $10 vip dances $20 Ample parking in the middle of the afternoon 3pm'ish. I like the entrance that was installed…

You don’t have many options in Sarasota, technically only one, but peekaboo isn’t that far from here but you should stop at cheetah or keep driving to Tampa. 2 dollar cover no parking charge during…

I was in Vegas the weekend of 8/19. Me and a buddy decided to hit the Rhino early on Friday. Got there around 6pm and stayed till 9pm. The pre-8pm cover was $21.80. I am…

I arrived here around 2am after leaving purple orchid. The orchid was packed and couldn't really get any type of action I wanted there. Upon arrival the parking lot was full and looked like it…

Lap Dance Cost: Lapdances $10/song VIP $20/song VIP fee is a $20 fee for the customer dancer fee is $20 (dancers WILL expect you to pay) This is a one-time fee per day Some dancers require a MINIMUM #…

First time in Phoenix and visited this club on a Sunday around 5:30pm (no parking or cover charge). As mentioned before nothing much to look at outside but inside was nice and comfortable. Took a…

I was in Fort Myers last week and decided to stop in the trio of clubs. When I arrived the parking lot was over half full. I walked in and there was no cover, but…

When my wife and I were in Cocoa Beach, we decided to hit up a strip club. Since DR is smoke free AND a short walk from Tropics, it was perfect for us to…

Forgive me but doing this on my phone. The parking lot was paved and well lit, however, the parking spaces are tight. I had trouble fitting my truck into a space, I was worried…

My last post I spoke on why strip clubs SUCK ASS on Long Island. This time I decided to try again, this time at the Carousel in Huntington Station. When I got there after 1pm, first…

Stopped at KOD about a week or so ago. Wednesday evening at the end of the daytime shift. Night shift begins at 9pm and there is a little showcase on stage to “introduce”…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Was in the area for an event and decided to check it out, first time long time. There used to be a bunch of promoters passing out coupons and the staff accepted expired coupons before…

Was able to pass by from Philadelphia on my way home to Northern Jersey. It was somewhat of a detour but reviews was ok. I went on a Wednesday afternoon around 4pm.…

Was in town for the weekend with friends. Everyone left Sunday except me, so decided to go to a club for a little. I stand by this first decision but not really anything else that…

Arrived at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. No one was dancing on stage (even though they opened at 11:30). There was one old guy, two bartenders, dj, and one dancer at the bar…

I've reviewed the den before. Entrance fee was 20 and also got 20 singles. Also got a wristband,  cup and bucket of ice. Walking in the bar is right in front of you. A small stage and…

Visited Ybor Strip on a Thursday, at about 5 PM, just in time to avoid rush hour on 275. Parking lot seemed reasonably full, but no trouble finding a spot. It seems secure enough despite being…

As mentioned, this place sits at the corner of a residential neighborhood. I did not feel strange about leaving my car parked on the street when I got there at about 8:30. As I walked…

So I went last sunday after like a month on an evening. I usually don't prefer going after daytime but there was this tall blonde dancer, I used to like who I thought quit a…

I made a last minute decision to drop in to Cheetah Pompano at about 4:00 pm Monday. $2 parking, no cover, $4.50 beers. The club was busier than I would have expected for a Monday…

I stopped by on a Saturday evening, about 7. The girl at the door I recognized as a waitress there, I felt a little disappointment she would not be walking by all evening.…

I m not a regular at this, or any, club, but I’ve visited a dozen times or more over the years. For the most part their advertising is a good characterization of what The Crazy…

In town for a couple of days and decided to have my first visit to the only all black club I could find. The place is easy to get to and was visible from the…

When you enter the club, the bouncer scans your ID to keep track of who is in the club. I arrived around 11 and did not pay a cover. After you scan in, bar is…

Was in Waikiki, so as is my habit, I checked out TUSCL’s recommendations for Honolulu. I wasn’t planning on checking out any clubs on this visit but I happened to walk by HBN (its…

Had been to this club many times when it was under another name. Decided to try it out after a long time away. It was pretty much the way I remembered it. They frisk you…

I really felt good about this club. $5 entry fee, then I walked through the door...wow, hot ladies working here. Abbreviated version here, I got a porter draft from the bar, only $6…

To make a long story short, I went to Vegas last summer and was very disappointed in what the Vegas clubs have became after COVID. That governor has really hurt the Vegas economy in my…

I found myself in Melville, New York on a Friday evening and while eating some wings at Hooter’s, I researched and found Gossip which was right up the street. I figured that I had…

I visited Deja Vu Nashville for a bachelor party in August of 2021. I went with the groom and one other groomsmen in the party, and we had one hell of a time. We took an…

I stopped in to Platinum West last Friday around 12:30 am and the club is extremely spacious and comfortable. The girls were drop dead gorgeous, but they did not really work the room. They stayed…

I popped in on a Tuesday evening. I had actually been in on Saturday just chilling with friends, and a few of the ladies caught my eye so I came back solo. I arrived around…

Stars Bridgeport, if you don't know, is located off I5, with a quick right and another right past all of the fast food restaurants. I almost missed it. It's set very far back from the…

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Not far from the Kennedy Space Center. Fun fact my nickname in strip clubs is Neil Dickstrong. Safe area, on Atlantic Ave. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, cover…

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Lido right up the road. Parking lot it was somewhat filled but I found a spot. Walk in to the girl at the front. Cover $10. Layout,…

So loooong time since i visited a strip club but got the itch again. Arrived at 6:30 pm with only one girl checking her phone. They let me know since theres only two girls working there…

So I’ve been back to this club a few times in the last 3 months and I must say the day shift is better than night shift as far as dances go. If you come…

Cocoa Beach, FL. Just came from the other two clubs nearby. Heard about this club a lot when it was known as the inner room. Tuesday night. The entrance is in the back, it's got…

I'm not sure what this place is... I went on a Saturday, early evening. There was plenty of parking in a fairly large, dumly lit parking lot behind the building. Club was fairly easy to find,…

I happened to be in Pittsburgh on a Tuesday evening with time to spare. Did a little research on TUSCL and this was one of the few places that was open on Tuesdays and…

Went after a college football game, we left at halftime as it was a blowout and got to tootsies around 10pm Bouncer offered us a vip package at the door, there were 6 of us and…

I was in the ATL area a couple of weeks & dropped by at about 12:30 am on a Thursday morning. Parking was either $20 or $10 further so I took the $10…

Went in on a Thursday evening around 9:30p. GPS took me to the side of the building, but fortunately I saw a previous review warning to ‘not enter through the back’ lol, and so I…

Finally started travelling for work again and found myself in LA with a lot of extra time. Had been to Synn once years ago and it was great so took my chances going back. Great…

Its been a bit since I've visited, but was in the are for work. I tend to go on the early side because that is when I can sneak away. I parked around back, be…

I visited Pandora's on Friday 7/22/22 at about 4:30PM hoping the 2 for 1 VIP rates still started at 5PM. They were indeed still available as you can see below. There were many dancers…

Daytona Beach, FL. Right down the way from the Daytona Speedway. Honestly one of the most impressive structures your gonna see. That thing is huge. Yes that's what she said. Club is right in front…

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Molly Brown's across the way, I didn't bother moving the car into this lot they got here. Walk in, older guy, jacked though, check ID and cover…

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking behind this club. Lively area, Daytona in the summer time. Walk around to the front looks like an classic theater entrance. Walk in, id check, cover I…

Arrived @10pm Friday, valet $7, entrance $20. No tables available, so sat at the bar and enjoyed the tit parade on the hour. Beer was $8.50. There were 25 PLs. A couple booths were open…

Not from the area, but had a work meeting and some colleagues were familiar with the place so off we went. Was there last Tuesday night about 2200-0130. 10 bucks to get in. I couldn't…

I visited Cheetahs for the first time on Tuesday. They open at 11:30 am I arrived at around 12:10 pm Expecting to find the parking lot empty, to my surprise it was already half full.…

Was here earlier in the summer for a bachelor party. Was my first strip club experience and it totally delivered. Place: The building is a pretty good size and the main stage has 3 poles.…

This was my first time to CCR since the 90s! I used to close clubs like this down with a buddy of mine who moved on to become an exec at a billion dollar…

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Came in as they were just getting rolling. Cover is free for military, $5 otherwise. I got my corona by the bar and sat by the stage. VIP is off…

Previous to this visit, I had only visited Desire in Providence. Since they only had a 4 girl lineup, and there were a bunch of dudes hanging out outside the fun massage place, I decided…

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Just came from Vixens wanted to check this spot out. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10 free military. The door girl and her brunette white dancer friend she…

Port Charlotte, FL. The only club in the area looks like. In sort of strip mall area, plenty of parking. The blue iguana or some shit like that is next store where you can drink.…

There’s definitely something here to check in on frequently. I’d likely head back in a couple months. As last review posted, all was just about the same. I really only saw 5 girls working…

Saturday night, 12:15 am - 2:30 am at Sapphires. It was the first timeI in Sapphire LV since March 2020. I used to party here at least once a month with bottle service or free…

Sarasota, FL. Monday night. Suburban area. Plenty of parking. Parking is $3 to the valet guy to use the lot. Walk in, I think cover was $10 but free military. Check ID. Walk in, one…

St. Pete Beach, FL. Maybe I'm wrong but the only strip club practically on the beach in the west coast of Florida. Monday night after midnight. Parking lot not too packed probably should of took…

It's been a while since 2020 last time i went there. The place did not change much. It was "Private Eyes" before, and I like the old one better. I entered around 9pm, and…

Call me crazy but it was another weekday afternoon and I thought I'd drive by Rick's again (see my Pandora's review from Aug 11 for context). This time I kind of assumed it would be…

Been here many times since my last review seems that no one else on here goes here or at least writes about it. 4 recent trips have been on Thursday nights when they are supposed…

Went in there on the spur of the moment as I was doing some business downtown that ended early. Club seemed easy on and off the highway but construction on federal hill and over by…

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed and came here.…

Like a dream? A fine blowjob merged seamlessly into her straddling my groin. I may have my hands on her fine ass, but she’s the one doing the work, bounding up and down, keeping a…

First timer at Cheerleaders last Tuesday night. I was in town for work so ventured to the club around 9 pm and stayed for 2.5 hours. Upon arrival you can park in their lot for $7…

Made a Thursday evening visit to Polekatz a few weeks ago. I was there from about 5:30-8:30 pm. Parked across the street as I normally do. I don't mind paying for parking but I'd rather…

I thought I was done perving for the day after my LDA Pandoras spin, but I found myself in the mood for round two by the evening. I went to Sugars, getting in around elven…

Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in a monitored lot across the…

long time since I been to mettlers, no longer living in southern mn. got to the place about same as always enter long bar to right elevated area to the left containing pool tables darts…

Stopped in to see what was happening on a Wed. afternoon around 5pm. No parking valet on duty yet so I self parked and walked in. Paid $10 cover and went through the…

LA is a big city but there is only one Tropical Lei and I'm glad to see it has endured post-COVID. I stopped by on Thursday at 10 pm and it was going as…

This is my second visit to Tex-Mex. The first ever visit there I was apprehensive. It was about 3pm. I parked in the front, but there is also parking in the back. The view Into the…

Morrisville, NC. Right outside of Raleigh. Wednesday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Quiet area. The door girl and the parking lot guy playing soccer in the lot. She goes in gives me a discount…

Cary, NC. Wednesday night. Seems like a quiet area. This is a setup I've never seen before. The gas station is connected to a night club on the right and on the left side is…

Raleigh, NC. Wednesday night. Right off 440. Drive up, parking lot, the lot in front of the club is valet you gotta pay for that but there is a side lot that is free. Parking…

Virginia Beach, VA. Thursday afternoon. I just ate at Virgina Beach's specialty Chico's pizza. Man did that suck, don't eat that fugazi bullshit. Right in front of NAS Oceana, this town is the Navy's east…

This is a club about 30 miles south of Mille lacs lake, which is a popular fishing destination 100 miles north of twin cities. I stopped by on a solo creep on way to a…

I really enjoy this place. The girls are mostly 9's and 10's, friendly, and the place is well lit. The girls each go on rotation, most of them get fully nude (up to their discretion)…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Place was packed to the gills. I was able to find a spot. Walk in $20 cover and they give you a wristband. Pat down. Walk in, club…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's across the street. Walk in cover I can't remember what it was now I think maybe $5 or $10 to a girl at the door.…

Stopped here on a Monday night after a business dinner and time at a sports bar with a smaller portion of the business dinner crowd. I hadn't been here in many, many years and it…

Was told of this place by a dance and right it was worth checking out. The location is easy to find and parking is fairly adequate but can see if really busy parking could be…

I was in Tucson for a Saturday not too long ago and decided to sample Venom and Raider's Reef (in that order). Since I usually go out in the Northeast (mainly Northern Jersey), some of…

New Locomotion is probably my favorite of the 3 "sister" clubs in the area. Little more laid back than Cafe Atlantis and marginally cleaner than Midway Invader. Club is within a building with…

We visited this place on a Saturday night and the parking lot was bumping - the old jack shack across the parking lot is now a dispensary, which seems to happen to every Portland building…

My first review mainly because I feel I've got something to add toward the end to the collection. The clubs been around a long time. It's one of my favorites due to a neighborhood dive…

Went on a Saturday afternoon. Parking wasn't great but I parked on a side street and walked over. Keep in mind this is nestled between some other businesses, so avoid during the afternoon if you…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. This club is connected to a night club one door down. Parking I found some in the back going left. Food truck right near. A lot of vacationers and tourists and…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Red Rose. Real big tourist/vacation spot. Right near a couple other clubs. Parking lot plenty of spots. Walk in $10 cover to a nice girl. Free…

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…

Pensacola, FL. Saturday night. Seemed like a safe area right across the street from Eden Cabaret. Parking lot is not enough, I was able to find a spot. One cop in the lot was addressing…

Houston, TX. Friday night. In the Galleria area, pretty busy area. Came in as it was just starting to fill up. It looked like the parking lot was valet so I just parked in the…

Houston, TX. Friday night. Just by the sound of this place it kind of sounds divey but you drive up to it, a nope this is like an upscale strip club. A big Vegas style…