Spearmint Rhino
15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411

It’s Closing Time…….

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Madlibs12
Feb 6, 2026, 4:49 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Decided to wander in here after a very long hiatus from strip clubs but still know a dancer,at this club that I’ve kept in contact with over the years. The door was was an elderly white guy who was really really nice and let me with a free admission pass off their website. Entered the door and all I could say was wow, this place was mad depressing. I saw about 9 PLs scattered around the club staring at an empty stage - sitting by themselves. It was odd because the dancers were either in the back or on their phones sitting alone so just very odd vibe for a strip club. I remembered when this place used to be jumping but that was well over 10 years ago.

 

When I say empty stage, I meant empty for a good 30 minutes. There must have been something happening in the dressing room because the DJ kept calling the girls name over the microphone and whoever the dancer was wouldn’t come out, and the Asian manager seemed a bit annoyed or pissed off. Pretty embarrassing. Finally the girl I knew came out (won’t say her name) and she’s probably the last dancer left from what seems to be a roster that has thinned out.

 

She always provides top of the line service (she’s an 10, the other dancers not so much as they seem lazy and unwilling to interact with anyone) and is literally the only thing worth coming here for (dark with multiple tattoos) but VIP was 200 and she didn’t disappoint. She did tell me that she’s been dancing between Vegas and Van Nuys because the club has been practically dead for going on 3 years now and it’s getting worse. Apparently ownership is trying to unload this club and either close it or move locations as it’s not making money anymore. This night was living proof. Sad that this place has become a remnant of the past. Probably is time to close …..

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It’s Closing Time…….