An okay night at centerfolds

Was drunk walking home from the bar last weekend and got off on the wrong orange line stop, I walked around the corner and right in front of me was centerfolds. So I took it as a sign from God to go see some titties.

Walked in, doorman was cool and let me walk in, paid $20 I think at the front desk and was taken to a table.

I've heard this place is a waste of money, but supposedly has the hottest girls. First impression is that the place looked very nice, the stage was shining bright like a disco ball and there was a redhead with big tits dancing on stage.

It's a bit too bright to be honest, I wanted to sit in the corner and see some titties, but the way it's setup, you're shoulder it shoulder with all the other patrons. Also there were a surprising amount of girls there, felt like I was at a women's empowerment meeting being hosted by a nearby sorority. Lots of girls just throwing dollars on the stage and wooing. Really not the vibe for me to see some titties to be honest.

Got approached by a pretty Italian/Latina girl, i forgot her name but she offered me a dance. Quoted me $40 for a dance, which seems higher than the other reviews. I guess that means I look like a tourist. The dance was alright, more contact than I was expecting, but nothing special.