Reviews

Location: Right off I-70 at the Smithton exit, behind the giant truck stop. Easy enough if it is close to you, but the 2+ hr commute is beating me down more and more the older…

As the DMV has a pretty poor club scene (at least DC and Virginia as far as I can tell), I decided to check out West Virginia on a whim yesterday. It was between Lust…

I went on two successive nights last week, Wednesday and Thursday: Wed. because I heard Thurs. were a zoo due to the discounted VIP, and again Thursday cause I was bored and I figured…

The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted. It’s now a dark brick red color. Some customers probably won’t notice because they’re quickly walking from the car to the club entrance, hoping by looking down at…

I got there around 11 on a Friday night. There were only 2 girls when i got there. They Definitely knew how to dance but was really slow. Eventually more girls came but they just…

Friday late night visit. Got there at 11:30 Ppl have spoken about layout so won’t bother. Have been reading comments so decided to check it out again. Felt a sense of deja…

Annual boys trip to AC and while we usually follow the same script - poker, dinner, strippers - this year we decided to forego our usual after dinner spot to check out Stiletto. An immediate…

Lincoln, NE. Downtown. I wouldn't worry too too much in Lincoln, not really known as a crime hub. I parked right in front. The door is on the corner. Walk in, no cover, no id…

Visited Pandoras around 5:30 in the evening. Took the metro from downtown to roosevelt and hopped on a uber from there. The club is in a decently safe area and is easily visible to your…

Risque is in a industrial part of Bristol. Very easy access and ample parking. Plenty of ATM’s in the area also. Walk into the building and it’s always dark which is great. Metal detector and…

Lincoln, NE. Wednesday night. Right downtown basically this club on University of Nebraska's campus. Parking actually isn't an issue here, there's plenty of street parking and behind the back, where the entrance is to this…

I was there earlier this summer. It was ok, but not as good as I remember it being. This place used to be mostly 9-10 knockout girls, and now, it's mostly 6-7s.…

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20 with…

Carter Lake, IA. Walking distance from Charles Schwaub field where they play the College World Series. If I didn't have google maps it would be tough to find this place. It's like in an industrial…

Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there. Went in and…

Came in on a Friday around 4. When you enter to the right the bar is in front of you the left along the wall. The oval stage is in the middle of the room…

First of all it’s in on the bad side of town. Lots of low level street walkers and drug dealers milling about up and down the road. Got there early around 7pm mid week. $10…

I visited on a Monday evening arriving just before midnight. There were 6-8 girls working and maybe 6 guys. There were definitely more girls than patrons, so the girls were happy to see each person…

Peoria, Ill. Tuesday night just before midnight. Downtown Peoria. Parking lot on bothsides of club. I wouldn't say you had a lot of crooks hanging in the parking lot, but there are some randoms hanging…

I’m a strip club degenerate perv. I did the strip club tour last weekend but needed another perv high. So I went to Pandoras…again. I’ve said before that Kittens is becoming my new stomping ground,…

Indianapolis, IN. Tuesday night. Originally wanted to go to Dancers but said fuck that their parking lot was so dead, I knew it'd be a waste. I came here instead on my way through Indy.…

So it’s Wednesday and I’m thinking it’s time to take another ride over to Delilah’s in Manville. I’m about 30 minutes south of the club, but I could use a little R&R. I was last there…

I fly into Toronto periodically and stay near the airport. If I have an overnight layover I like to go to one of the bars: Atlantus, Locomotion, Silver Dollar or Midway. This time it was…

I went to Nicole's around 1:00 PM on a Friday afternoon. Like most businesses, it is still in a post-Covid lull so I was the only customer there which isn't a negative. There were three…

Lately, to me, Criket seems to be providing the best blend of atmosphere, beauty, and value. Whether you are in search of something specific, or just a stop for a brew & view. Beverages very reasonable, $7…

Alright so to cover all bases in a short order since I described it before. Walk in, smoking room to the right, bouncer with wand to the left. Stage with two poles and stools surrounding…

Hadn’t been here for a couple of years due to covid but was out with the lads and wanted to see some skin. The place hasn’t changed much over the last 2 years, still feels…

I recently received a recommendation to check out Déjà vu Lake City. I’ve been to many a Vu before, but honestly once I found places like Sands, Pandora’s, Centerfolds, and way way back: Ricks,…

I had a mid afternoon flight home. I arrived at Christies at 11AM. I paid $7 entrance fee which included lunch. I was surprised how big this club is. I walked to the bar to…

This has been the first nude club I’ve ever been to, as most clubs near where I live only accept 21+ patrons. This club will accept people who are 18 and older. What a way…

Kongo Klub is a bar that happens to have nude dancers. Entering, there are about 1/2 a dozen tables and a similar number of high tops. The stage is floor level, but you have to…

I visited Silk on a Thurs afternoon around 3:30. I’m continuing my search for a late afternoon/after work spot to have a couple beers and see some pretty ladies. So far, Brads and Rio have…

Okay, so I went back to Lace West Nyack after my first review draw skepticism. In part, I was curious whether my initial experience was an anomaly or whether I was correct about some of…

Was in town for a convention recently and got into an Uber to go to a club near the convention area. The Uber driver convinced me that I should go here instead. It was…

Went to Thee Dollhouse the other day. It was surprisingly busy at 430. Looked like a bunch of young couples were there partying it up. There were only like 3 dancers so this might have…

The Kalamazoo Deja Vu is located on the north west side of town in a light industrial area at a well traveled intersection (Douglas Rd and Ravine Rd). The building is a 2-3 story…

Hey guys - I recently moved to LA, so I don't know all that much about the SC scene, but thought I would give Jet Strip a shot after a long day of work.…

First let me start by stating I thought this place was closed. I was mistaken, what is completely wrong is the hours listed here on TUSCL. Also the name, is it Secrets or…

I went Sunday night cover charge was $20 quick pat down and was in. 1 drink minimum bought a drink for $10. Music was nice and loud the atmosphere was good. There was about 10-12 girls…

This review is about my visit few months back. As usual parked my car in the parking lot front side. Showed id to the security at the entrance , went inside, showed my gold card…

Hit this spot on a Weds night around Midnight and it was pretty quiet but enough people that you didn't want to leave. The club was clean and MASSIVE. They do a check for weapons…

I’ve been to Cheeks several times, the club serves its purpose. It’s large and if you go on a Saturday night it will have at least 20 girls working. It’s a lot to choose from…

I visited this place in my first visit to Medellin. A Colombian friend recommended this place, and let me tell you, it did not disappoint!! It is located in an exclusive residential area, where you…

This review covers two nights, Monday and Wednesday. Monday was totally dead, imo, but girls seemed to be working. Wednesday was much more livelier, but overall laid back, typical strip club atmosphere.…

First time at Synn after reading all the reviews of this establishment, and the sister establishments. It was also my first time back to a gentlemen's club in LA since COVID. The LA spot I…

This place has changed. The bar is now open. I didn't visit because I don't drink, but it is open. It is not part of the club, but it is attached to…

Flew into DTW and had some time and stopped by this old haunt with the mindset that if I don't see much I like I will even abandon a beer to move on to one…

So hit the 390 on a Wednesday for the dance specials that are advertised for ten bucks. Was kind of hit or miss because the club a weird vibe today. You could tell it was…

Indulge August 16, 2022 - [ ] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on “The…

This place is right on my way home from work. I always want it to be good but it never is. Place is right on a busy county road with a large gravel…

Arrived around 11 pm. Cover was $13.50 & highballs $9.00. The entrance to the club swings to the right after you pay the entrance price. It's a good size and there is a stage to your…

$5 cover, free parking. Security checked my ID, no scan/record. Got and G&T for $7. Bartenders are pretty good looking. Two stages running. Almost all Cubans. The side of the…

I had some time to kill Tuesday night before meeting some friends and decided to pay a visit to sugars. It is on aura Ave with a big bright sing that is impossible to miss,…

So just like most reviewers I was in Philly for work. Hadn’t been to Club Risqué since before the pandemic and after a disaster over at The Oasis I decided to head north on…

Been coming here since before the pandemic, this review will serve as my recollection of the average visit over the past three years. The parking lot has an attendant, costs $20 for the spots closest to…

On a trip to Seattle and am staying downtown. Feeling bored and hit this club with a friend around 9:30 in the night. Location: This is opposite to an Amazon building. Well lit with a LIVE NUDES…

Obligatory club info (copied from my earlier review, nothing changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean…

I had been here many times before but this time was different. They have changed all of the private dances. Used to be $25 per song in the back area of the main room or…

First time back in a while. Cover was $10, but go to the website, sign up for the mailing list, and get a free admission coupon. Its an image to download and unless you…

This is my second review of Dreamgirls WB from a recent Saturday night visit, so I'll keep some of the info about the place short... -Parking may be an issue if you get there after 11…

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…

I ventured out to Pandora’s earlier today; I am normally a Kitten’s guy but I had a strong yearning for a world-famous Pandora’s day-shift handshake. I arrived a little after noon. The place was dead…

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on the…

First time visiting this club, after visiting the main ones (Rhino, Treasures, Sapphire) on previous trips. Thought about making a reservation beforehand, but glad I didn't as my crew dwindled dramatically. Was able to call…

I was in town meeting with customers, so it was after 10:00 when I finally arrived. In what appears to be a pretty decent section of town with a lot of parking in a…

This review comprises of 2 visits, but all of my action is on Monday night, my first visit. I believe I paid a $20 cover (no cover before 7:30 I think) and a diet…

The parking lot for Bogarts felt a bit smaller than the one at Henry VIII, with the club in a similar old building. No parking fee or valet. Cover was $5. Arriving on a Tuesday…

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 3:30pm. The parking lot was heavily patched. I suspect it was a danger to cars before, but it was fine for me. There was no parking fee or…

I arrived around 9:00pm on a Sunday (a repeat Tuesday evening was very similar). The valet was $10, cover was $20. It was a nice club inside, with a high ceiling, comfortable seats, etc. It's…

Visit to LaPearl/Outerspace. I'll write this up for La Pearl because I went on Sunday and while I was there (until 7) most of the dancing was downstairs at LaPearl, and upstairs at Outerspace was…

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards. It's in a strip mall, and only open Thursday-Saturday after 10 pm, probably to comply with the Karens of the area. I walk in on a Thursday…

Was on my way back from AC crossing the Barry and at the last minute decided to take a side trip down to the PO. Had I thought of it earlier I would have gone…

My monthly visit to OGE!!! Got there around 2:30 on Sunday. The physical club has been reviewed many time (it has not changed recently). There were less than 10 girls dancing and…

Playhouse Lounge is a small pink building along rat 130. Not hard to get to from the Philly area and easy to get to from the PA turnpike. Plenty of parking spaces any…

Recent visits to Flight has been mostly productive. However, somewhat underwhelming. Seems pretty slow for the most part recently. Went on one of their 90s/2000s party days few weeks back and it was pretty busy.…

First off, a 21 dollar entrance fee that includes no drinks is ridiculous. Once you are scanned for any weapons you enter into a large room with a "bar" on the left with non…

Came here back-to-back on a Friday night and a Saturday night. Very odd experience right from the start. First off, parking lot is extremely small and there's some fenced off rear spill over parking lot.…

Me and some buddies were bored around 3am on a Friday night. Bliss was the only thing open so we decided to go. The interior is dark and a bit dingy but that's sort of…

You walk in and there is a security guy outside because let's be honest, the neighborhood is shady. I parked across the street about a half a block down and walked over. Inside there is…

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know. New stuff will be listed under NEW…

I was passing through Tucson not too longer ago and I decided to go to Raider's Reef and Venom (I will write a separate review). As an aside, one of the things I find interesting is…

Seeing the more recent reviews, I had relatively low expectations. Went at 6:30 on a Monday. Virtually no one there. A MILFY Russian gal came up to me, attractive but older and had had some…

Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret. $20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then again my beer was only…

I've stopped in every Tuesday (as I'm in the neighborhood) for the last few weeks, and it's been similar each visit. No cover, no pat down, and most of the weeks I don't even walk…

Visited Le Girls with my buddy on a Sunday night. There weren’t too many girls working, but the ones there were all ASU girls probably early 20’s. Definitely had our pick on the ones we…

Cool place, first time there. The girls were hot drinks were expensive. I was passing by and decided to grab a drink, a beer costed 9.50. The bouncers seems aware but not aggressive, took forever…

I've bounced around Minneapolis clubs for a number of years, split mostly between DTC, Rick's Cabaret, and Spearmint Rhino. DTC has been my favorite lately. Fairly typical $10 cover and $10-12 for basic drinks. The…

Visited Club Fantasies first time in a while. It was a Monday, but Patti was bartending, usually I;ve seen her Wed or Thu but this time she was there on Monday. Looked like she didnt…

I used to frequent this club when it was Skinn. Back then, the mileage could be great. Fast forward to now. There have been very few reviews of recent so I had…

I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is convenient for those…

The first thing that is notable is how low key this place is. It is located on a residential street in a quiet neighborhood. I parked on the street right in front of…

The beauty of visiting Booby Trap is you are within a 5 minute drive of Diamond Dolls and Cheetah. Oddly the club seems to be a good mix of the 2 as well. DD is…

I had not been to Cheetah Hallandale in quite awhile, and since there has been a 2am-er, rumored changes in ownership, and some negative reports lately, I thought it was time I dropped in to…

Went in to Shotgun Willie’s on a Monday night, was just down the street for work so figured I’d check in and see what the hype was all about. Monday nights is their “country” nights,…

My first visit to Atlanta since Covid and more importantly, since Follies closed. With the few Florida & NC clubs that had offered $10 high mileage dances either closed or prices raised, I was very…

I'll skip the club description, it's the same. If anything, there appears to be more blue lighting to offset the heavy use of red throughout. I parked my car across Michigan Ave in…

i follow couple of dancers on insta and they moved from kittens to sugars. Considering the rewarding experiences I had with them at kittens, I decided to try them at sugars. Club is located on…

Stopped by here on a Saturday evening a bit after midnight. On calling I wasn't offered a shuttle, so just Ubered over. Pretty solid crowd, but quite a few girls dancing and mingling.…

This is my first visit to Stir Crazy. I was kayaking at the Deering Estate and decided to stop by Stir Crazy as it is close by. My usual places are in Broward county and…

Decided to check out baby dolls on a Thursday evening after work. Paid the $3 cover and grabbed a seat at the main bar downstairs. There were a decent amount of customers but it wasn’t…