Reviews

Bedford Heights, OH. Saturday night after midnight. This was the last stop on a big Cleveland area strip club run. Area, sort of on the edge of the hood but I wouldn't…

I checked out Club Castaway, a gentlemen’s club on the outskirts of western mass in Whately, on the 19th of November. The place has this old-school vibe, but it's more outdated than…

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. By the airport. Parking lot, plenty of parking. Walk in. Very pretty blonde girl working the front. Wish she was dancing. I think the cover was $5…

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Crazy horse. Area doesn't seem bad. Sort of industrial. Parked in the back. Walked in. Indian guy in the box. You could hardly see…

Was in NY for a convention. Stayed at a hotel by JFK. Hit a couple bars after meetings and decided to check out the local clubs. A guy at one…

So a return to the Carnival. Was here over a month ago, decided to get some of that nastiness. First, brick building on Rt. 130 in Brooklawn. I used to live in…

Had been interested in visiting Mario’s for a while and I finally was in the area on a Friday afternoon. Club layout has been described here many times, so nothing to…

After a long absence, I dropped by a couple of times recently. The first time was during a power outage. At first, it seemed kind of weird but they were…

So there have been mixed reviews about the new/renovated pin ups, and I decided to try it out for myself for the weekend day shift, around 4pm. Parking was free, and the…

I went this past Sunday around 5pm and there were about 2 to 3 dancers . I paid $10 at the door and got patted down. I got a beer for 5…

Brunswick, OH. Saturday night. Came down here with a purpose. I had to take an explosive diarrehea shit so damn bad. End of strip mall. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is…

I was driving through Charlotte during an afternoon, so I swung by. For me, it was like going to a good fast-food restaurant, eating well then going on my way. The parking lot…

I went this last Sunday around Noon. $15 cover to get in. About 8-12 girls working, seemed like more were showing up as I got there. Got a couple dances, don’t remember…

Went there as a couple. Dozens of women standing around with very few patrons. One dancer half-heartedly dancing on stage, keeping her top on. Upon sitting down, we were immediately approached in…

Short and sweet post, just like the girl I'll call out at the end. Basics: Evening visit, cover was 20 (few weeks ago, just before the increase to 21 for days, haven't been…

Decided to head over to the Cricket for a first time in a long time on my way to the airport. Got there about 2:00 pm and grabbed a seat near the…

Sunday afternoon visit to Atlantis. No cover at 3 pm and had a free drink card from a prior vip visit which I never used.…

It’s been awhile since my last visit to this place. Nothing has changed. Parking lot busy but still space available. Pat down and $10 at the door. Upstairs…

The notion of a no-extras, no-alcohol club rubs me the wrong way. While I would certainly prefer both, it seems reasonable to expect to at least get one or other other. When…

After getting back to my hotel after a birthday bar crawl, I decided to hit up sapphire since it was in walking distance. Got there and was quoted a $40 cover which…

Went to wackos on a Monday night a week or two ago to check it out. Got there around 8, parking was not an issue at that time.…

Cheetah - Early Novemeber Saturday night 8PM Parking lot was pretty full but found a spot and paid the $2 for parking. Entered the club, large bar in front as walk in, another…

I have been to alot of clubs but this was my favorite by far. To be fair I live in Wisconsin where literally every club is terrible. I have been to many…

This club is in an urban setting, in the flats near the river. The Diamond Club is right next door, so, if you're seeking variety, you've got…

My first review of this place sucked so I’ll write up another with my new found knowledge. This is just a cumulative review since I’ve been here a few times. Scarlett’s is…

Had some time to kill on Saturday so I decided to stop in. I usually go during the week later afternoons. There seemed to be a few less dancers than during the…

I had not been to Mons in years. Decided to hit it up on a Monday afternoon. I had been on a weekend night before and it was super packed.…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. My first time here. Street parking is pretty easy around here. No cover. The place is a small U-shaped bar with a few booth tables…

This past week was my first time in Denver for business, so as usual, I did extensive TUSCL research in advance. I was keying in on Ladies En Confidante as my primary…

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking,…

Stopped in to kill some time during the afternoon. Had never been, not sure what to expect. Very off hours, so expectations were pretty low. Club met and exceeded…

This review will be a bit different in that I'll list and describe more dancers on shift, ala Providence reviewers, focus being on dancers who stood out to me vice a listing…

I was surprised and impressed with The Ebony Inn. I went there because it seems like the one place in the area to offer lap dances for a pretty decent price. And…

Day: Saturday Time: 7pm-9pm Upfront costs (parking and cover): Cover was $10. I didn’t pay for parking since I parked on a side street and walked a mere 5 minutes. My guess would be…

Had a good time. It was BYOB and the bartender asked for 10$ and took our drinks, put them in the cooler and whenever I wanted anther one she was quick to…

Been here a few times and experiences vary for sure . The host person is always friendly and most of the girls are nice to look at. Some are more strict than…

I don’t get to this area much and was driving thru, so stopped by on a recent Friday at 6 PM . Now I have not been here in over 4…

First visit - Saturday night, reached around 8pm, plenty of parking spots that are well lit albeit the neighborhood of the club can be a little industrial. Easy entrance process, $20 fee and…

I was in town for a a few nights near Halloween and was bored. This place was close to my hotel so off I went rolling in at about 930 pm on…

I really wished this place was better because it's so convenient. There's no cover and there's a $15 lunch which is extremely good value. There is a coat check (just tip).…

Stopped by towards the end of the night on a Saturday. This might be the last remaining club in Portland with a line outside the door - about 7 people waiting to…

Went on a regular Wed. a few weeks ago, around 6 pm. Very few customers, very bored looking dancers. Got some food and drink and tipped a little on stage. I think…

Spoiler alert: This is not a shill review. A shill review of Castaways would recommend that it be burned to the ground (while unoccupied, of course) as a service to the public.…

Stopped by sinsations while passing through Jacksonville on a Saturday late evening. Layout as any know has the stage straight in front when you walk in and bar area just off to…

Went here for the first time in a year. And it was like it was just yesterday. The same, exactly the same little alternate universe called Playhouse Lounge. The bar is a…

Over the last 6 months I’ve visited the Hugger 3 times. Each time has gotten worse. This last time will probably be my last until I hear otherwise. The…

I popped into Blaze around 2 pm. I wanted to see the difference between Saturday and a weekday as far as dancer count, attention to detail and possible ROB behavior. The club…

Passing through RDU and decided to visit. Cover was $15 ~10PM so maybe it's changed from the $20 in the listing. There was a small bar and a regular stage area. The bar…

Whenever I am in the Dallas area, I pay a visit to this club. I always like going here. This is probably my 5th trip in the last 3 years. $3 entry…

Have some PTO that I needed to use up before the end of the new year so I decided what better time to take a few days and go to Atlanta and…