Reviews

For those that do not like to wade through similar club details for one review of the same club after another, I have put the details and prices at the end of this review so…

I've been to this club 3-4 times now. Showed up around 9:30pm. Cover was $23 and included 2 drink tickets. No alcohol here but if you don't mind NA beer they have…

I left a less-than-thrilling visit at C-Mowe's on a Saturday afternoon and figured I'd pop into Wise Guys just down the street on the off chance I'd have more luck there. The club was very…

I visited the Hustler Club on Thursday evening, about 9:30pm. I know that's too early for this club, but figured I could relax until things picked up. The evening ended up a near total bust.…

Club listings should have a persistent, editable description section to go with the address and such so the same info doesn't need to be repeated in each review (though I guess I'm not going to…

Only visit if you must. Not a place for chilling out and looking at a sports game. In and out is the best option. Entrance 20 cover. Pat down. Can't use cell phone inside. Must…

I walked across the pedestrian bridge around noon on Thursday afternoon after paying $2 to park and a dollar to cross. No screening at customs either coming or going and no wait either. Five minute…

went there on Saturday night around 10 PM. There were around 40 girls and ten patrons present. Upon arrival, I was made to go through a regulatory round of going through a metal detector, but…

Went on a Sunday evening. Paid a 10$ cover fee. Went to the bar and got a drink. Then i sat close to the main stage to watch the show. There was a couple girls…

Visited the Finger on a thursday night. The place was crowded and there was a lot of activity. The crowd reminded of Vegas up the road a bit before they closed. All the prev-covid…

This review covers two visits. A quick one (my first since Covid) on 1/2/23 when I was on my way to Key West and a longer one on 1/16/23 on my way home.…

I had time after a work dinner, so I stopped by Fringe around 9pm on Thursday. The place is easy to find, in a safe area and had plenty of parking. When you walk…

Found myself driving down rt 130 in Burlington on my way home from work. Was probably about 5pm when I walked into the pink building. As always, plenty of easy parking available.…

The place is very small. No ID scans or pat downs. Very relaxed atmosphere. Cheap drinks. The layout is a center oval-shaped bar with 2 stages at different ends. There are booths on the outer end…

This place is interesting. I've reviewed it before, but here are the obligatory details: $20 cover (not a fan of that, especially because I once paid it 30 min before closing with the assurance that there…

I get to Pandora's around 11:30. I've just come from Rick's up the road. For some reason I expect Pandora's to feel a lot different, but it's mostly the same. Sure, it feels less corporate,…

This is my third attempt to go to this club. What can I say, I'm a completist? Only a few Seattle-area clubs remain that I haven't visited. The first two times I tried going to…

Was passing through Kokomo and decided to make a pit stop at the hugger. I’m not a frequent visitor but I usually stop in once every 3 months. It was around noon.…

I managed to escape for a few hours on a Sunday afternoon, and set my sights on close but reliable Sugars. Basics: Sugars is a dive on the route 99 strip. It’s been a strip…

Been here before, but that was a few years back. First time post COVD. I arrived late in the evening via their free limo service. I enjoy this club as there is no alcohol. (I…

This club is convenient of you are parlaying a trip from the nearby casino, Hollywood-Charles Town, but wouldn’t prioritize it when comparing to our nearby offerings. When I went there was a $10…

Decided to try this place as it was the only place not operated by Deja Vu in SF and was hoping it can be different. Visited Wednesday night at 815 PM. There was no cover…

This is my favorite club in Utah. The management is nice, the girls are really friendly and not too pushy. Lap dances are $20. private rooms are $50 for 1/2 an hour…

First trip to PW, and I have to say I'm a big fan! It's in an odd spot (airport/industrial area), but the club itself is very nice. Clean, safe, spacious, all-in-all a very nice but generic…

Fannies is located on Fulton industrial right next to Ace of Clubs (formerly Club Babes) and on the other side of the street from Club Wax. If your not aware of the area it's pretty…

I’ve been to this club a few times. When you first walk in there is a large stage with 2-3 dancers dancing at a time. There is another area for semi private dances…

Had a Friday afternoon to myself so off to the PH for a bit I went. Pink Building that site right on a busy highway with a very large parking lot. It was actually pretty…

If you have seen my reviews, I have been looking for the girl named Fallone at Lookers. Well she surfaced at Vixens with Snow. I walked in past the hall and into the main room.…

This is a nice place. Nice furniture, nice decor, different areas. I very much like the layout and the theme but way too expensive for me to hang out here again. Cover was less than 10…

As described. $15 cover for entrance and a beverage. The club has a main stage and a smaller secondary stage. Nobody seemed to be around the stage, but tipping 1$ seemed like an easy way…

It was a strange visit. I went around 7:15pm. The parking lot had maybe 20 cars. Most of them were the staff. I paid and as i walk there was a beauty i have never…

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon to kill an hour before catching a flight. No cover but a few bucks for a mandatory coat check. I grabbed a seat at a table on…

Finally got enough time this week to visit this gem of a club again. Went around 4:30 pm and was in there for about 2 hours. There is enough parking most of the times at…

I’ve read the reviews of this place from others that are only a few weeks old, glowing about how good the girls looked and the music not being too loud. That was not my experience;…

This used to be a favorite stop before closure/covid etc. How does it even stay open now? 10pm, Valet $10 with tip, entrance $20. Same layout downstairs as before, with pay station straight ahead when you…

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

A collection of multiple trips to TJ's Showgirls. The club is located on a main street next to a taco bell in a shopping center. Cover charge is $15 during the dayshift. If the bouncer…

I drove into Dallas late on 2 Jan and made sure to pick a hotel near BBD. I had to leave early the next day and did not have much time - I think I…

My previous visit to LS was early on a Saturday afternoon and the club was pretty much dead. This time I got the complete opposite experience - a packed club full of women. Let's get the…

So I hadn't been to Little Darlings in about 9 months and figured it would be a good time to visit. Last time I was here was in the middle of the NFL Draft and…

I was going to be Anaheim over the weekend and decided to do a little research prior to my trip. I had heard about the Vietnamese coffee cafes and visited a few of them…

Continuing my New Year's Resolution of visiting different clubs. Read many good things about this club, figure I give it at try. Swung by the club at around 3pm, and it was PACKED, parking lot…

The LA area has a ton of options when it comes to strip clubs but I do not think most consider LA the city that has the best strip clubs in the country. 4…

Night trips, went there Saturday 1/14/23 @9:30. Stayed for an hour 1/2. When we arrived the parking lot was lit and the front parking lots was packed. Saw a 5-0 parked at the…

A good Saturday visit, but started too early. I arrived at 1:00 to a half empty lot but still went in. Pat-down from what I believe to be the indoor security but was working the door…

After spending a few hours at their rival club decided it was time to try something new. Took the short drive, pulled into the parking lot 10 minutes later. Typical outside of a…

Had some time during the holidays so made a day visit a few weeks ago on a Thursday during the day time. The club has started back opening at noon on weekdays instead of 2pm.…

Been going here whenever I get the chance. Ashley is my fave and is always super busy. This time too I went around 8:30 on a week day and got the token for Ashley, almost…

This club is now called Bomboa 222 and has a new location. It's a combination of a casual night club and brothel. The pics on the website will give you a good feel for the…

First time at the boat! Was in town for work, took an Uber from my hotel around 10pm Friday night. Pretty big parking lot from what I could tell. Walked up a long ramp inside…

Had a great visit to Dean's Gold. Spent a while there drinking and watching Thursday night football at first. Girls were fairly aggressive but I guess it makes sense since it was early I was…

Went to the Cricket on a Wednesday afternoon , pulled into a crowded(free) lot and walked inside, there is no cover before 7PM. the place was crowded but i found a table near the front…

First visit of 2023. Paid a 5 dollar cover and ID was scanned into some mysterious machine. Large warehouse style building with a a rectangle bar around a corner stage. The stage is far…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

This is my first review, but I just had to take a moment to say that I won’t be back. The parking that wraps around the building is in full view of the street. Driving…

Mario's Showplace is a clean comfortable club. The bar is to the right as you enter with the dance stage opposite (U shape) and tables further in with the private dancing area at the back.…

Was in San Diego and the place was next to my hotel, so I decided to check it out, not having too much expectations. Since it wasn't planned very well, I got there at around…

I stopped by on New Year’s Day after a very long hiatus. I arrived around 4 and wound up staying until about 10. It was generally pretty even ladies to patrons. The guys were sitting…

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

Preamble: Ignore any grammer problems I'm still a pretty tipsy and this is my first review (last 2 times i found better girls fyi). Well just had the shittiest time with Geraldine (real name starts…

Went back again and I think after reading reviews, I think I need to try another place. I used to love Scarlett's because of the 2-for-1 at the top of every hour, but after the…

I was in town for a business trip and visited here on a Thursday night about 8PM. It was my 2nd time here. The door guy gave my ID a hard look. I'm clearly in my…

Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building. It’s a long hallway with a metal detector. $10 cover. Elevator on…

Went after a long day at work, was my first time here because I was in the area so I didn’t know what to really expect. After seeing a few dancers go by I saw…

Haven’t been here that much since the end of golf season. When I’m in the area for golf it’s a nice stop but if it’s going to be a 25 minute drive, I usually go…

Lollipops had not had a review in some time, so I took the journey north past 10 other clubs to take one for the team. Would I ever go back - only if my…

For starters, Saturday was my first time in a strip club, and this is my first review, so apologies if it's not up to snuff. My wife and I arrived at Al's with a group of…

A few mixed feelings about this club. I'll try to be as honest as I can. Silk is located just outside of Middleton, with not a ton around it. There was a $10 cover fee when…

This was a holiday weeknight visit; Pretty early, around 7pm. This club has a big center stage with a staircase from the second floor. The bar here is tiny with maybe 4 stools, some high…

Dream Girls is a fairly large club in an industrial area of Lincoln Park on a street off Outer Drive. The parking lot isn't extremely well-lit, but has always seemed safe enough. I rolled into…

This is a typical SLC dive strip club with alcohol. The parking lot is in the back and well lit. As you walk in there is an ID check and no cover. 2 bars with a…

Arrived at Club 205 after a bust visit to Club Tease. Upon walking in around 2pm, it was packed! No cover. No bouncer. Took me a minute to gather my bearings and sort my way through…

I was back in the area for a meeting so decided to check out Torpedoes. I hadn't been there since 2018 and it's gone down hill. As you walk in the DJ both is…

I'll say it up front, you have to be in a particular mindset to enjoy this place. It is all locals, kind of cliquish, and most of the dancers are older. There is…

Was out with some of my buddies and they wanted to go to a club. I didn't want to go to the peppermint hippo but they did. So we ended up going there against my…

I almost went to Bourbon Street after reading the fantastic review by AZDD, but decided to stop at Hi Liter. Phoenix has great weather in January. Earlier this month, I was in Nebraska. Temp was…

This strip club is pretty close to my apartment so I've been a couple of times, but honestly this might have been my last. You pay a $10 cover for the times I've been (between…

Having been castigated for reviews that are too short and for reviews that are too long, I decided to adjust this review to seek a balance. It won’t make the DesertDouche happy but this may be…

Arrived around 430 on purpose to watch the dancers scuffling in the door. Been here several times over the years, but long lapses between visits. The bar top runs straight ahead ad you…

Visiting Seattle from California and this will be my third time at pandoras. Luckily my 2 favorites were there. Monse and Luna. If you are into a real hard core experience you gotta have dances…

I've been a loyal patron in my former years as a single bachelor. I got a hall pass over holiday season, as my fiancee went back home for 3 weeks. Been maybe 4 years since…

I have come through this area a few times and Paradise is a great spot if you’re looking for a more aggressive club. The cover was $20 and there was a drink requirements but…

I arrived late afternoon around 4:15 pm. Parking was free in the lot next to building but when I left around 7:30 pm, there was a parking lot attendant. The last time I paid for…

Visited this club on a Tuesday night. Its located in the south side of Colorado Springs near Fort Carson military base. Industrial area but the parking lot was well lit and lots of parking…

Noticed this place on way home from work decided to stop in. Parking a little limited but doable. Cover $10 paid and walk in to the left. The room opens up a little with the…

Visited on an evening after a big snow that morning. Only two dancers showed up so cover was $3 instead of normal $5. Bottle of water $3.25. Dancers Kai and Diamond.…

Our of probably 15 visits over the last two years, last week was the best. Vivide now has a lot of Cubans as others have mentioned. I fact, they make up the majority of the…

I stopped in last month after not having been here since the before times. Typical pat down by security and a $20 fee. Stage is directly in front of you as you enter with the…

My first time back since January of 2020. I have been visiting Mons while on business and golfing trips since the days when the current dancers' grandmothers were working there. For the benefit of first…

Lusty’s is trash. (Long review to follow) I'm not someone who is new to this site. I can't remember when I signed up or when I first made a review but, this website does serve its…

Stopped in to catch the packers-lions game. Went in with no real expectations other than to get a drink catch a game and watch some women. One Cuban girl with pwith dyed blonde hair and…

Been here a couple times. $5 cover with locked front door. Beer is ice cold and standard price ($4/5). Most girls are 6/10 or higher. There were about 5 of them that rotated. Not many…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

Visited early Jan, on a Wednesday evening. Cafe Atlantis was resurrected from a popular prior club about 15? Years ago by the owner of the legendary Bermuda in Brampton. Club has not changed appreciably…

Went to PoleKats this past Tuesday and had a good time there. They were running a special on dances $10 topless and $20 nude. I’m from out of town and needed dinner as well.…

Came in around 9:00 on a Tuesday. This place is not a dump, but I've definitely been in nicer, kind of middling in atmosphere I guess. Good amount of girls working, and ratio of customers…

Red Raven has opened as The Raven now. I went there on second day after it opened. The club is on a busy business route 1. Ample parking just of the road. Enter through the kitchen…

Sad. This place is just full of sadness. THE PLACE: as others have described, it is in the woods of northwest Jersey. The road leading to it is probably challenging if it’s wet or snowy. What…

Had my first visit here on a Friday. Enough ladies (20+) and a half of girls I found attractive for lap dance/private dance, and chose a few of them, tried 3 song dance (upstairs, not…

First time visit here on a Wednesday afternoon (around 4:15pm).But, the only reason behind this visit was to meet up with my regular that just returned after the holidays. Otherwise, the place seemed totally dead…