Crazy Horse on a Saturday night
Stopped by CH for my first time ever. I heard they had lots of Hispanic girls (which is really my preference). Walk in the door, $20 cover (lame). As you walk in, it’s bigger than I expected. 3-4 girls dancing on stage at the same time. On this night I swear I only remember seeing maybe 2-3 white girls, the rest were black. Typical twerking on stage, several customers throwing 1’s at them. The hottness of the girls was kinda all over the place. Mostly all around 6’s or 7’s. Then I noticed a girl, can’t remember her damn name (maybe it was Kay??). From a Caribbean island with the Jamaican accent and all. Probably 5’9 or 5’10, light brown dreads, incredibly huge gorgeous lips, and an ass that I swear could barely fit through a doorway lol. I was hooked! Did a few 15 min for $150 sessions with her in the VIP. Lots of grinding, minor 1-way roaming (my hands, her ass/titties), but respectful. Smoking hot if you like that type, but limited mileage. As I was about to leave, I finally saw a Latina that I was waiting for! Her name was Cindy, incredibly gorgeous, long black hair, perfect C/D bolts, ass to die for, non existent waist, and an incredibly cute birthmark on her face (think Cindy Crawford). She speaks literally zero English, but all communication was done through Google Translate. Did a few VIPs with her as well. MUCH more mileage, I’ll just say that. Heavy grinding, otp shifting, hands allowed to roam everywhere but kitty. Spent a while hanging out with her, sexy as hell. Takeout was definitely on the table. Maybe I took advantage? 🙈
Their VIP kinda sucks because it’s not very private. Gold Club still has the most private VIP in my opinion. My domestic beers were $9 a piece, usually only $8 at other MAL clubs.
Overall, I may go back there. I keep hearing about their Latinas, but Friday night there was just her. Next time I go I’ll report back
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