Reviews

This was the best and worst experience I've had at a gentleman's club. I arrive right around midnight and the club was dead. No girls dancing, only a few patrons standing around, and generally very…

Continues to be one of the best clubs in the country. Always lots of girls during Both Day and Night Shifts. This review is from a Thursday night. As you enter, you pay the cover…

Finally had my chance to check out the P. It was a slow easy Thursday at work so I took off early. Decided to drop in to this club late afternoon. Paid the 11 +…

I stopped in on a Sunday at 5PM. I walked in and the door guy told me that the bartender would collect the cover charge. I went in and saw that this…

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. Having read some strong reviews about Vivid, and having been disappointed by Cheetah (see review), my…

I came to visit Bare Cabaret one night as I was driving into Austin at around 11pm. I have usually gone to XTC, but I figured Bare was worth a try. I paid for the…

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. After confirming that Cheetah still isn't headed the right direction (see review) and being disappointed by…

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. It had been approximately 6 months since I had gone to Cheetah (see previous review), so…

I know that Anya usually works the afternoon shift and often comes in early at Pandoras and she is one of my all time favorites. She is just so petite and cuddly, I showed up…

First time in probably a year since I’ve been here, not much has changed. The club is right next to the on ramp for Rt 1 North. Parking along the side and…

Had to stop over in Fayetteville and looked up some of the clubs here on TUSCL and it seemed like without a doubt this was the best club to check out. The last time…

I walked in to a nice modern dark room with a lot of tastefully placed lighting to make the girls look good. The seating was modern and comfortable. One stage with one girl. All the…

First review was rejected because of paragraph breaks... I'll start a new one here. Also, 'not enough details' and too many details from another adjudicator who is very smart and 'Everyone knows the extras you're talking…

Decided to check out the Harem again. A brief breakdown of the club details. Big parking lot, $10 or $20 cover forgot since it changes, security check, wristband to exit and come back, bartenders kinda…

Every time I walk into Pandora, it’s a bit like a casino. Sometimes you crap out but this time I hit the jackpot. I worked from home on Friday then decided I needed some R&R…

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening to one of my favorite Baltimore spots. If you’ve never been before the area can look a little shady but the parking lot is huge, well lit, and everything…

Decided to pay a visit after a long absence. Place hasn’t changed. The club is small. No cover when I got there. Not sure there is one because I have aways visited in the afternoon. When…

So this review is for 3 new visits in the past month. They spanned afternoons and evenings but mostly during the week, some alone and a few with friends. I did rooms with several new…

BLUF: Was at Delilah's for a full half hour at 8 pm on a Tuesday evening and no dancer took the stage. None working the floor either. There were two engrossed in conversations with…

I'm an idiot. I've given this place multiple chances because it's a convenient location with parking but nothing changes inside the place. Truly I'm an idiot. As stated plentiful parking (also because nobody's there). Walked through…

I’m in Monterrey again to visit some of my regular girlfriends and this is my favorite city for ladies. Last February El Cielo and Matehuala were close to my hotel and I reviewed…

I stopped in around lunch time on Tuesday. I was having a down week, and as Albert Einstein once said, "Ain't nobody ever been sad looking at a pair of titties". I was probably…

I went on a random Thursday after midnight. I was at another strip club not too far down the road and decided to check this out when I got bored at the other one. When…

Had a free day couple weeks ago Friday and decided to head down to a couple clubs and see if I could find a good time. Instead of the usual Michigan Ave stroll, I decided…

Front of the building was nice enough for a strip club; it did not look run down. $20 cover on a weekend. I went at about 11pm. Front entrance had high security with metal detector…

I prefer this Spearmint to the one on Composite Dr mainly because its bigger/newer/nicer but its too bad that it could not attract good talent and honestly don't know how they are able to keep…

Outer Space Club (OSC) is the larger upstairs club at the LaPearl/Outer Space Club complex in West Philly. LaPearl downstairs is like a small neighborhood bar where dancers often provide extreme extras while you sit…

Haven’t been to Paradizio since the Pandemic and decided to stop by after spending some time at Vics. The neighborhood is on the rough side and general precautions should be taken. I found…

I’ve been to cowboys more than a few times, probably once a month for about a year. I have a few girls I speak to regularly and get dances from. Though like any other…

Jeez I had no idea my last review of this place was back in 2020… my how times have changed. Arrived around 11pm on a Saturday. Parking lot looked the same, but this time the…

Still good. Can only comment on the daytime activity as that is all I go. You know the location.... place hasn't been upgraded in 20+ years. One stage and can sit pretty close to the…

This was a while back that I visited. I heard the it was past its prime but I also heard that the majority of dancers were WOC. I have a thing for AA girls and…

SC layout has been described many times so I won't repeat. Door girl was very nice and much better looking than the dancers. I arrived at 2pm. I sat at a table a row…

Well found myself free in the Atl before a late flight out. Unfortunately, it was Sunday so no V. Never been here on a Sunday afternoon and hopefully no shootings like Club Blaze.…

I posted a review weeks ago but I guess I didn’t give the same club details u see in every other post so it didn’t make it. It’s $10 admission and someone check you for…

I’ve had experiences at many of the clubs in NYC, a handful in Miami and a a few in Dallas. Scarlett is the gold standard for me based the atmosphere (electronic music heavy), layout (5…

This review is of a recent Thursday night visit - which is the day to go if you want to take advantage of the VIP specials. That noted, it’s also the day to go if…

Ended up at Class Act on a spur of the moment decision with a friend. Got there pretty late, around midnight after a boozy dinner, and there wasn’t too much going on. When you enter,…

I went back to New Loco on a Friday night a few weeks back. It was pretty busy and was a good night out. A success I think even if it left me wanting more. New…

Located in a back parking lot plenty of parking in front of an Amazon distribution center. Arrived around 4 no cover beers were $3. There was a horseshoe bar to the right when…

Arrived around 8 club opened at 7. $5 CAD cover and the doorman mentioned it was customary to tip him. Monday drink special $9 for beer instead of a normal $11.…

Great spot for a low-pressure time. I have had the pleasure of visiting The Pony Bama multiple times over the past few years while visiting for work. Full disclosure, it's been about a year since…

Went back to the flats after being in KC for business - Cover was same - $10 membership for a year . Bar right in…

Visited this joint Thursday night. Place very easy to find using Uber. $3 entry fee, got in bought myself a light beer $7 + tip. The place is pretty huge with a lot of attractive…

I dropped by at 6pm on a Tuesday afternoon. The place looks a bit rundown from the outside, but is clean and inviting inside. Layout: stage to the left of the entrance, long irregular-shaped bar straight…

This is my first trip back in a long while since renovated with wide open entry foyer This is also my first visit to the theater upstairs which I promise I would never do that again!…

I stopped by BT's for the first time in over a year. I usually go to FC, but was in the area and decided to check it out again. I didn't get there until about 12:45,…

I visited RAB on a Monday after work before going home as I got out a little early, got there around 2. The place has been described a lot, a few steps in from the…

I went to this place years ago and was completely bored. I figured it’s been some time so I’ll give it another try as it’s the only option in Yonkers. Well I was just as…

Divas is located near the airport in an industrial area. Not walkable to anything really, not close to any public transportation, you’ll need a car or taxi here. There are parking spaces along the front…

I used to go here in the afternoons, but since Covid they aren't open in the afternoons. I went back a year ago and recently this past March. I learned from 1st visit,…

This place is one of the popular ones in Pompano. Only downside I saw was the music is LOUD and it has a club vibe. Paid for parking 5$. 20$ cover. When you get in…

Been coming here mainly to see one dancer who rarely is seen on stage at the club. Their IG always posts the lineups, so I'm constantly checking their story posts to see if my favorite…

I came in last Thursday around 2:30 pm. Parking was free and greeted by the security guards. They require a 2 drink minimum and dances are $5 per song. This visit was my first…

Knowing it's Utah, didn't have high expectations. The club itself is pretty nice, and the personnel is friendly. The scene is T like, with poles on the top bar, which is kinda weird…

Midway Invader Monday about 12:45-2 PM - 3 good dancers for Old Dave I briefly stopped by Locomotion, but other than a dancer on stage, none others was seen, and only a couple of customers (more…

I visited Obsessions on a Saturday night in March. This place is in the middle of nowhere. I was driving home from visiting a friend up in Stroudsburg and saw this place along Route 31.…

Thursday. 2PM. $12 Uber from Midtown. ID check, empty pockets, walk through metal detector. No cover. I’d only been here for night shift so it was a relief to not have to fight for a seat…

Review from memory; Club visit back in the end of November. Was bored senseless at a friend's gathering. Left to get some air, checked what was around, and thought I'd try this spot. You pull up…

I flew in to salt lake for my buddies wedding. I got there with some time too easy and go out for some fun. Reading the reviews on stop clubs around Utah has done strict…

This is the third time I’ve been in Margaritas and there are rarely any other customers. One bar to the left as you walk in, six to eight girls of varying shape and size…

The Oasis has has been well-described here but the short version is that it is a decent sized club in Southwest Philly across from the auto mall. Parking lot is large with front and…

This was a place I loved to frequent. Total dive bar, hole in the wall special. 1 pole 1 stage. Never a cover and on the right Friday it's got a home made buffet…

Follow up visit to Scaretts for an hour and a half on a Friday. Original visit was on a Sunday evening a few years ago and this time went on a Friday evening in late…

Came in on a Friday afternoon following a disappointing visit to RC. Parked on the street, a couple dollars an hour during the day. Walked in, no one at the desk, went to the bar. It's…

I stopped by this club about 8:00PM on Friday night. the club opens at 6:00PM and is only open on Thursday. Friday, and Saturday. the club is on the west side of town a couple…

This visit took place in November of 2019 so the prices may have changed since then. I was with my buddy who…

I was enjoying a walk at Inner Harbor, i got the idea of checking out club Hustler, i have never been there, while looking for it, I saw Club Harem. It was around 3…

To go over the basics, they have Instagram promos so it’s free to get in on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 7 beans for a drink, little to no dollar parade, 30 for a lapper which seems…

It's been a long while since I've been out of the house. I had to pick up a relative at the airport last Saturday afternoon, so I decided to stop by the Criket for an…

Apparently I'm the only reviewer who keeps showing up to this hole-in-the-wall. I did make a note of prices this time. Domestic beer $4.25 1 lap dance (1 song) $20 - no discount for multiple ATM fee $20…

I visited Sharks last Thursday night it was amazing. Heard a lot about this place, and I am so glad I went. It takes about 20 mins from Frankfurt Main Station to Darmstadt…

Passing through town on a Sunday night I decided to give this place a try. It's in a desolate (at night) industrial area. Nice looking building and parking lot, felt safe. I got in just after…

This place is pretty much exactly the same as the old centerfolds minus the pool table and with new furniture. I went in the early evening before the night shift started. There was a 5 dollar…

I was in the area and stopped by on my way home. I usually hit the Chase Bank on the other side of the airport (on Middlebelt) to get cash when visiting this place, but…

As a pre_COVID regular at The Coliseum, I missed the action and the vibe. I decided to visit after a three year hiatus. (Saturday, May 20, 2023, 10:30pm). I was flattered that the valet parking…

I hit Hi Liter on a Thursday early afternoon and followed up on Monday afternoon (5/11 and 5/15). This club has had its ebbs and flows over the years, but the basics are the same.…

Arrived on a Saturday night around 10pm. Parking lot was full and I needed to wait a bit for another patron to leave, maybe around 5-10minutes. I would say people leave on a frequent basis…

Had an itch on Sunday evening so went to the PH around 7pm. Bright pink Building on a major highway. Rectangular bar right in front of you as you walk in.…

The physical club is nothing special. You walk in, long bar on the left $10 door charge $4 one drink minimum. straight on from the bar is a large room with tables and the stage.…

Last line up top: Good lineup of ladies for a relatively quiet afternoon. $5 cover, $7 drink, $120 for 3 quoted dance price, plus lots of options for more expensive VIP/Champagne rooms. I stepped into Club…

Went in last Wednesday on my way home at around 12pm. Parking lot was pretty full which was surprising for a week day, guessing maybe 15 cars or so. Went inside and paid…

Parking can be a challenge here, but there were plenty of open spaces at about 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There was no one manning the door so I walked in without paying a cover.…

I visited on a Thursday evening at about 8:30. The full night shift was already there. The website lists the lineup for each shift, and they had it posted in the club as well. I’ve…

Was in Akron on Saturday and decided to stop here first. Cover was 10 at the door and 1 to buy a soft drink. No alcohol but fully nude upstairs. Bar is pretty small with seating…

I have not been to bogart for long time. It’s hit or miss. I have 1 hr to spend as friend’s flight is delayed. Entry is $5. i actually went to henry first and get…

Been back a couple times since reopening. Club is on the come up. It has the best entertainment in the area but that isn't saying much. On this Friday they had about 10 dancers working…

Traveling in Canada I had to check out one of the TUSCL top 40 places. It was on my way so I stopped and walked in hoping for an appointment, though that’s a long shot.…

After a successful trip to the Trap a month ago, I decided to stop by again. $2 to park. The bouncer was a little extra ‘frisky’ during his pat down. No cover before 7:00. To the…

I've been to this place before but I've never been able to do an extensive review so this is going to be very thorough since I was able to get an actual tour of the…

I went there Fri. afternoon sometime after 2pm. Cover is $8. At least drinks are cheap, a coke was only $2. When I entered, there was nobody dancing on stage. Otherwise, the club looks nice, good…

Was traveling south near Daytona so I made my normal stop at Bottoms Up. The club is not that far out of the way, east of 95 in New Symrna on Dixie Hwy. Tonight,…

Visited Good Guys while I was in town for vacation. Heard about it online and thought I had a free night so I would check it out. I was not disappointed. The…

Only my second time ever visiting the Corral. But I keep hearing that they are going bye-bye so I decided to drop in before D Day. Parking is easy and there are ample spots in…

Visited afternoon on a non major holiday to get a drink and see some tits. No cover when I went and it was very quiet. There were a couple girls hanging with a small group…

I have made several visits to Scarlett's Cabaret on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights over the past few months. I usually arrive no earlier than 22:00 because it is too slow early in the evening.…

Visited for an afternoon shift midwinter. There wasn't a cover when I went, but the club is a bit insistent you keep buying drinks. I get the club has to make its money, but it…

Visited on a rainy Thursday evening. Free to get in but i exchanged $40 for 1s and took $35 back. It’s a medium sized club with a stage in the middle and a small bar…

I’ll get it out of the way first, I LOVE Bandaids. It’s been my favorite club here as long as I’ve lived here. This visit today, Sunday the 21st of May, makes me wonder if…

Was in Philly for work and went to Delilah’s for dinner and some fun. Lots of parking if you’re driving and I do t remember paying a. Avery at 7:30pm. Pretty large spot- one really long…