Reviews

This place should be named after the many fake bubble butts that parade around here. Honestly to the point of looking painful. Regardless, visiting here is easy. Parking lot has plenty of parking and sometimes people…

This place has a very laid back vibe compared to other clubs that I've visited in Utah. You can just go in and sit down and no one will really try to hustle you for…

I’ve been a longtime patron of CrazyHorse Bedford and the place has gone downhill a decent amount over the last 10 years. I was there a few Fridays ago in the evening and there were…

This was my first visit to Penthouse. I got there close to 10 PM on a Saturday night. The club has a small paid parking lot directly across the street. Even getting there before midnight,…

A friend and I had gone out to dinner and drinks. Afterwards she suggested Christie's in Brunswick for a few more Drinks. $10 each entry and it had been remodeled since I was last there.…

I wasn't expecting much on a Monday evening but was pleasantly surprised. I was at the St. James from about 6 to 10 pm. At 6, it was still slow but activity gradually…

I went to Showcase on a Saturday night around midnight after a boring and disappointing trip to Penthouse in Baltimore. Showcase definitely feels like it's in the middle of nowhere -- especially going straight there…

Best club in Atlanta by far!! I used to frequent follies day shift and anyone who went before they closed down will tell you how wild and limitless that club was! Vlive is the new…

First visit in a long time. Used to be a semi regular visitor pre covid, but have only been back once. Mississauga clubs are just a bit closer lol. Basically Nikkis doesn't look like much…

Returned to the PHL after not going for a couple of months. Playhouse is a pink building that sits on rt 130 in burlington. Plenty of parking. $10 cover also gets you…

I had Friday off and decided to make a visit to Lust, about an hour from my house. I arrived at about noon and had no problem grabbing a parking spot in the lot. Inside…

In my search for a good club in NC, I went back in time to see if there is some hope in a city I've had good times in before. My favorite spot no longer…

I had not been to 5th Avenue since last July. Bar opens at 5, and I arrived around 5:30. Parking is on the street. When you walk in,bar is on the right and runs maybe…

Wednesday, late afternoon I went to the Lucky corner. Based on multiple previous reviews I was curious to see how the parking looks like, the parking was unpaved, cars are parked in two lines, and it was…

I was visiting LA and on my way from downtown to the burbs so I took the opportunity to drop in to a new spot. The day and time were far from ideal but it…

Review covers a few visits, weekday afternoons and a weekend night. This club is extensively reviewed; look at other reviews if you need a layout guide. Club is small overall, with two bars and two…

I rarely go to Bogarts, as I almost never have a great time, but I found myself there just before 8:00 PM on a Sunday night. There's no valet at Bogies, and although it's not…

First this is only a peep show, nothing more! When you arrive at the store, the cashier will be on the left and DVD rentals on the right. Proceed to right and walk to the…

Stopped by Kittens for the first time in months on a whim this afternoon. There's a bar next door so I had a beer and decided to see if I could have a dance or…

I was in town for jus tone night, and I was really not enjoying the convention. I left that early and took an Uber here. I don't know the scene for the most part in…

Arrived mid-afternoon on a Saturday. Approximately 10 girls there....mostly Brazilian, but some darker-skinned girls may have been from other Latin countries. Most in their 20s. No 40s girls, at least none that…

Have been to Hong Kong a few times over the years. Stay at Hotel Cascadas for 2 or 3 nights when visiting. Day time has been a little slow but still plenty of girls to…

TJ’s is in a little strip mall on a major street. There’s a massage parlor next door plus a couple of little restaurants and a smoke shop nearby. The parking lot is adequate. The exterior…

This covers 2 visits on weekday nights. First some basics: Went just after midnight on a Tuesday and parked in the church parking lot across the street. There was no one there taking money,…

I made a Business trip to San Antonio. I arrived around 3:30. Note: they do not open until 3PM. I paid a cover charge of $6. I found a table near the main stage. I…

This club is usually mentioned in comparison to its neighbor Centerfolds. After my last couple of visits, I'm starting to doubt the validity of that comparison, because I no longer think they're in the same…

Arrived a bit after 10pm Friday. Parked on Market Streer. I don't recommend parking on the side streets in this area. Entrance is now back to being via the right side door (at Temptations sign), rather…

Have become a regular at Gold Club due to the demise of what was once a lively diverse strip club scene in San Francisco. From my first visit this place was similar to the San…

came in on a weekday night, paid my entrance(20) and drink fee. club is a nice layout and hasn't really changed since it opened. two stages straight ahead and on the left but on this…

It’s been a while since I went to St. James so figured it needed a visit. The club has ample parking so even if the front side is full, you can park in the back,…

LOCATION This club is in Downtown Manhattan, so I'd image most people would be walking there as I did. I didn't notice if they have any parking but I doubt it. This is right…

I dropped in on a Saturday night about 8 or 9. Paid a $5? entry fee and bought a one drink minimum drink, a water. $10 spent so far. I was the…

Went in on a Tuesday and it was an okay, but not superb, trip overall. Had low expectations, given the low level of mileage at another San Diego club. Still quite tame, generally speaking. Got…

This trip was about 2 weeks back on my last trip to LV. Took an Uber from Fremont where I was staying after making some money at the tables. Always like coming here because it’s…

Was in Paducah for work and decided to stop by since this is the only strip club in town. Paid a $10 cover charge ( Friday night after 8pm). They looked at my ID but…

Today I was able yo get off work early, so I decided to check out Tattletale, my favorite place in town. Got in around 12:30pm, self parked, no cover. Not sure when they start charging…

Tuesdays have $2 well drinks all night. This draws a little bit different crowd. Still a $20 cover but it’s a pretty cheap night out so sometimes it’s all Looky Lou’s. I’m surprised the good…

Am back in the phoenix area for a week and decided to hit hiliter. The club layout has not changed a bit. For those who want the layout, please refer to some of my earlier…

So I made the regular quarterly visit to Vivide and as usual it was exactly what I expected value for my money, but somehow at the same time it was not above expectations so I…

Havent been to a dance club in a long time. Close to a year. Went to Lamplighter after beign stood up (figured I might as well get some titties in my face). When I came…

This place is now open again, under the name Fantasy LI. They have some social media presence that notes scheduling. I think this is mostly the same ownership as Showworld. If you’re familiar with that place,…

Decided to stop by in the mid afternoon and see how Spearmint was doing. Parking lot was not really packed and was able to find a spot near the entrance for once which was rare.…

Fuck where do I start. This review is a few visits. So this club is located in the small state of Rhody in Providence. No cover before 7 then it was 10. Big building, metal…

Another Run for me at Dean's Gold. I've visited twice recently after taking a lengthy break due to the quality of dancers. I decided to give it another chance and I had fun so I…

Stopped by on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago. Used their IG post to save $10 to get in. When you walk in the DJ booth is on the left and so is the…

I like sugars as it is usually a laid-back club and have visited this multiple times before. The club layout hasn't changed.for description, refer to my earlier reviews for the club I reached the club…

Went to Pandoras at around 3PM on a Thur afternoon, paid $20 upfront. $15 entry fee + coke. Paid $2 tip to the lady who brought the drink. As soon as you enter you…

Stopped in this place on a Thursday around 6:30pm to beat the $25 night cover charge. Stayed around until 8:30pm. My objective was to get a vibe of the club since I have never been…

More dancers than customers. Dancers were decent looking. There were about two that were 9s, four 7s, five 5s, and a few 3s. Ethnicity was 75% white and 25% black. Don't remember any fat girls…

At least six girls working, well playing pool. Only one customer who looked happy to play pool with a couple of girls. I walked in and the first girl who saw me came right up…

Arrived about 12:30 to a bright pink building located next to a car dealership and surrounded by a highway in front and residential neighborhood behind it .Parked on the side of the building and got…

Was in Greensboro for a day for work, so decided to give it a shot and stop by Centerfolds on my way to Raleigh. This was my first time going to a Greensboro club, was…

Girl1: D****, mid 20s, white, dark hair, tight body 9 face 9, medium boobs 10/10 ass, great eye contact Girl2: J****, early 20s, light Hispanic, dark hair, classy&articulate, long body 8 face 7 decent bubble butt,…

I was in town on a Tuesday and bored. So, I figured I’d check it out. Great decision. The atmosphere was very casual but full of beautiful women. I normally only find 1 or 2…

I had nothing to do last Saturday and wasn’t in the mood for a loud place with a dollar parade train. I’d been to this place a few times and have occasionally found a…

The last time I stopped here, getting close to 10 years ago, it was still called Stars. It was a less than memorable experience so I never returned. Over the years friends said it hadn't…

Not the best of nights in silver spring this particular day so showcase was calling my name. I paid my $30 cover which i find to be on the expensive end (I miss fuegos $12…

Was bored this Wed night and decided to head to the Rhino for some r&r during a work trip. The Rhino usually has pretty girls and tonight was no diff. Mostly 7s and 8s with…

Went into this place on a Friday night. The layout and atmosphere looked pretty nice, can't complain much about that. There was a full scale bar on the far end which was pretty cool. Now, on…

Walked into Lust on a Saturday night and the place was packed full of dancers. Mostly white or AA. Paid $20 to get in. This place is in the back streets of Martinsburg area and…

Was in SD for work so decided to swing by. I stopped by on a Wednesday and Thursday night around 10 pm. Being the middle of the week there wasn’t many people there so the vibe…

I went early afternoon. I was a slow day but quite a few dancers were there. The hottest one wanted to sit at the bar and talk to the bartender and was rude to any…

Lots of surprises today at the Flight Club. For some time their has been staff from the old Penthouse Club (when I say old, it was before COVID, before it closed for a year, when it…

I came to Pittsburgh as a tourist but decided to take in a strip club as I had a couple hours of free time. My first choice was Cheerleaders, but they were having some sort…

This place is an amazing value. The club itself is setback off the road with a big parking lot. I arrived at 1230 and there were maybe 3 other cars in the lot. When you enter theres…

Visited right after lunch time, maybe 2 pm. About a dozen customers spread among the bar, video poker, tables and the rack. About 10 girls, but it's hard to do a census. The girls did two-song…

Overall: A successful trip. Would go back for a retry at day-shift. Overview: Had some time to kill after work meetings so I figure I would stop by and see how the rebrand to Hippo was…

I had went to a bar nearby earlier and I noticed that there was a strip club next to it. Months later I came back and was pretty surprised. Parking seemed to be full, due…

After reading several reviews of this place with the best mileage, I decided to give it a go. Upon arrival, I parked in the secondary unpacked lot. They have closer parking when available, but it’s vip…

As an alcohol-serving establishment, Satin is not the place you'll want to go if you're seeking high mileage. That being said, I bought several dances (a 3-for-$40 special, as well a VIP, which I believe…

This place is kinda tricky to find. Behind a car wash on Kingston. Pink building. Parking is ok and semi private. $16 to get in. Sheesh! BYOB and they charge you to bring it in.…

Been coming here since i was 19 but havent been back since the pandemic. After the pandemic, the club has changed in some ways that could possibly lead to its downfall. The front lady was nice…

Was going to be away for bit so decided to stop to get my fix since I will be unable to see my fav this Friday. The club has been described often so…

I had only been to Omar's once before, BC(Before Covid). Parking on the street was pretty much taken, I checked out the parking lot behind. They wanted $8 and I didn't like the looks of…

I had a little free time and decided to stop in on a Tuesday evening for a drink. Same parking lot set up with most of the club parking being unpaved. Walked in and was…

I’ve been spending more time here with all the GPS in providence. Decent size grey building in a residential neighborhood. Great parking. When you enter there are a few table scattered through out. Square bar/…

General club details; $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the…

Took an Uber here a few weeks back on a Saturday night. Beautiful large building and security check at the door. I believe they have valet but was not needed. Walk in and I believe…

I wish I could be more positive in this review. This club has a lot going for it. It is on Tallmadge Ave which is in a better part of Akron in the North Hill…

My monthly visit to TT was last Friday. I Really need to check out some other spots but since OGE closed this is my go to spot out of sheer convenience. It was a rainy…

I went in with a specific goal but figured I could always use Cayenne as a backup. I went on a Tuesday early afternoon. Particulars out of the way: pink building on side of a…

I was staying almost next door to this place. I decided to walk over to check it out a little after midnight. I paid the $15 cover (I believe is what he charged me) and…

Always try and visit Playmates when in Coral Gables. Parked in the small lot and paid the guy$10. When you enter the club, the bar is on the left... pretty ling bar with a…

And so my Denver Strip Club Crawl continues. Last time it was Players, now PT’s. I was here many years ago, like 15, and it was OK. Players is not the best area, this PT’s…

This club was just right for this business traveler on a weekday. It is no alcohol. Allegedly fully nude but that was about 50-50 on stage. Lapdance 30 topless or 50 nude. I arrived around…

I highly recommend Bandaids for the discerning gentleman who prefers his dancers to be friendly, down-to-earth, and nice and thick - all at a very affordable rate of service. But let’s not get ahead of…

Passed by after a work call got wrapped up earlier than expected. Haven't been in a long time but place hasn't changed that much other than lap dance prices and cost of a beer. Soon…

Was in the area so I stopped in. Enter through the back, p shaped bar on the left, small stage in the middle of the bar. The place was packed. I found…

It was threatening to rain last Monday but I went inside hoping the lack of cars meant lots of girls, few customers. I got there just before 2, because it's $2 before 2p, $5 until…

I have reviewed this place before as it is my usual haunt for about once a month. I am glad to report that things have not changed much since my last review. They open at…

Location: Club is located on Seaboard St in a light industrial area. Seemed like an ok area to me. Also relatively close to the airport area. Parking / Valet: The appeared to be a valet stand…

After reading the last few reviews and based on my last visit here, I had opportunity to give it another shot. Got to the club about 2:30ish or so. Parking was easy as…

The HK club is a safe place to be. You are unlikely to experience any problems unless you are actively seeking them out. This was my first visit and the fact that a bejamin goes…

Got off early from work, and it being a Monday evening ( usually quiet all over ), it seemed like a perfect time to treat myself to a nice late lunch/dinner first and afterwards hitting…

In my experience, San Diego is not exactly a promise land when it comes to exciting strip clubs, and Little Darlings was no different. I’ve been on two separate occasions. Once on a Wednesday around…

Went to the candy store on a Tuesday. 6 dollar cover, not really a big deal in my opinion. The beers were cheap 3.50 a piece. The women were not very attractive and wore pasties…

After you walk in the through 2 pairs of doors you are meeting with the stage in the middle of the room. There are chairs and tables to the left for the people who want…

So this visit was a Friday after work around 3pm. When I pulled up the parking lot was packed and there was a guy who was detailing cars in the parking lot. Talked to him…

Thursday 4pm visit. No cover. Parking lot almost full, no attendant. Neighborhood was okay, perhaps would be sketchy at night. Inside was a small neighborhood stripclub. Bud light for 5…

Stopped by on the way to DTW on Thursday. Entered an half empty parking lot with potholes. Best part is you dont have to deal with a rude vallet troll like other clubs. Around 4:30pm entered…