Reviews

Went on a Tuesday night and the crowd was decent. Enough happening but still girls to choose from. A few ladies were more than drunk and very loud. Not my personal preference but they didn’t…

The club is in a nondescript building set back slightly from a moderately busy two lane road. There is a fairly large parking lot which should easily accommodate a full house if such a thing…

So I decided to swing by early evening on a Tuesday. Getting the particulars out of three way: pink bar on the side of the road. Plenty of parking. Near a residential area. Not much…

Went around 10pm Saturday night. $10 entrance fee and a pat down. There were about a dozen girls, all black, non Spanish, non white. There were no girls I would rate above a…

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am. I…

I come to El Paso for work once a year and try to make it to the Parrot when I'm in town. First time I was here was probably 10 years ago and that time…

Stopped by on a Friday night about 9pm. Bar is square with the stage in the middle. There were about 8 girls working and about the same amount of customers. Sat at the bar and…

I arrived at XTC Cabaret on Tuesday evening before 4 PM. The cover charge was $15. Upon entering the club, I could see only a few dancers, fewer than 5, who were average. The music…

On a lazy Tuesday afternoon, I found myself in the north end of town again, with some time to kill. I had decided I needed some excitement this late afternoon, the only question was which…

Been here many many times but hadnt been here since the new year. Pulled into parking lot whch was really empty about 330 Parking weekdays is ample. Inside rectanguar bar seats about 25 patrons. Today…

First visit. Went on a Saturday night around 11:30pm with my wife. It was a slow night because there was a fight on tv. Entrance fee is $20. Neighborhood felt safe. The girls were…

Had a very rare afternoon to myself so I took a bit of that time for myslef and headed for the PH. It was around 2ish in the afternoon and there was around…

I've been trying to enjoy this club for a long time. After many visits over the last 6 years I've decided to never go back. My final visit was ended on a slightly…

We went together as a group of four friends. Parked across the street in some alley. That seemed like a safe area still I wouldn't get an expensive car there or have my belongings on…

Good Thursday afternoon visit. My first time seeing the same girl twice. For those that don’t know, the club is in an industrial area, not super nice but not super sketchy either, I’ve never had a…

Déjà vu was a bust for me today. There were a handful of dancers—Charlie, Kiana, Tia, Sylvie, and another who I never saw close up or heard her name. I wasn’t wowed by the offerings. For…

First time back here in about a year. Was a friday at 10pm. Big parking Lott,well lit half paved other side gravel,felt safe. Building is in good shape,walk in 5 dollar cover, clean bathroom…

Showed up to Playhouse for an efficient visit on Wednesday afternoon around 3:30. Solid lineup of usual suspects per the outgoing phone message: Leah, Erica, Tatianna, Devon, Cayenne, Jolie, Sharon, Andrea, Kennedy etc.…

Went on a Tuesday night around 10:00pm, 1st time ever going here. Cover was $20, parking lot was half full. There were maybe 20 patrons, everyone wa pretty chill including the talent. Went and sat…

The club is behind an adult book store. It has a small stage and a bar that serves non-alcoholic beverages. The strip club is supposed to open at 4:00. I got there…

Arrived around 3:30, mandatory valet for $8 paid on exit. No cover for my arrival. Club layout has been described in depth and still relevant. Took a seat at the bar…

1st time visiting, parking was half full at around 11pm, found place out front. Get the security check at front door, paying the $10 cover charge. Entered through the door with DJ on the right…

As I was driving to one of my go to clubs, I found out that I needed to take a business call a few hours later. Rather than risking Atlanta traffic for a visit to…

Took a Thursday visit this past month and it did not rock my world. I got in and paid my dues, sat down in the dark. Got my change and tipped the server.…

Went in on a weekday afternoon. No cover charge. To my right were a handful of tables and the bar. To the left, some more seating, the stage, and a VIP section. Bartender was cute and…

I went back to FlashDancers Downtown last Wednesday night. I arrived around 9:30 and stayed until 11:30pm. The place is still the same as many have reviewed on here - small, but generally upscale compared…

I arrived at BT's about 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Sign for valet parking says $10, but they collect the money when you come out, not when you park. Once you enter, it's a $20…

Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and…

Walking in pretty busy no where to sit. Small tables with chairs on each side. Looked like 2 stages not sure. Stage seating, and a few booths. Seems like bottle service only. I didn’t want…

I stopped by on a Monday evening around 8:30 pm. The bouncer did the basic pat down at the door and the charge to enter was $20 and I was informed I was required…

Made my way to Diamond Club about 2 p.m. on a recent Friday. It was a first-time visit to this particular club for me, although I'm fairly well versed in ATL clubs. No fee parking…

So my first time I'm Vegas, and my experience with strip clubs has been tame. So keep that in mind. I went here 1 ish in the afternoon, and it was dead AF. I legit thought…

Went a little before 6pm on Friday. Getting through was quick and easy with the bouncer. No cover charge. Went to the bar and paid $8 for a 2 for 1 drinks. I haven't been…

I stopped by this place as I was passing through town. As it has been said this isn't really a strip club. It is built into an adult book store and theater. It does…

I visited late on a Sunday night. There was no charge for parking and $15 cover. The club itself was not that impressive and was pretty dead on Sunday night. There was one stage in the…

Went to Papermoon late one night in Richmond. Is it possible for a place to be both sketchy and quiet? I had driven by Richard's but decided it was a little too isolated…

Location: Smithton exit off I-70, behind the Flying-J. Parking / Valet: Lot was pretty empty when I arrived. No sketchy dude lurking around this time. Totally packed when I left. The gate on the…

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through…

Arrived around 4:30 pm. Paid my $10 cover to the bouncer. There are usually a few dudes hanging outside the front when you arrive but they have always been chill. Inside was pretty slow, and…

This was my first visit to Ten's, which is located in what seems to be a super safe area several blocks from the beach. Parking was free and plentiful when I arrived, which was 1…

Decided to give this place a try for once. I Don't drink, so topless clubs arn't generally my thing, but since this was in the city of industry and Ive had great success with the…

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to miss.…

Wrapping up my Vegas strip clubs reviews with Chicas. Reviewed Little Darlings, Sapphire, and Spearmint Rhino already. Also visited Sophia's and Talk of the Town, not worth reviewing or visiting. I visited twice a couple weekends…

I don't frequent strip clubs as much as I used to, but before, fun could be had at all the local Atlanta clubs. Pony has never been known for the mileage but it was definitely…

It had been a little while since my last visit, but not much has changed. I parked my car in the lot across the street and gave the attendant a couple of dollars. He then…

Went there on a Saturday night and I found some of the old standbys such a Tiffany, Winter, Lynn and Danielle. Tiffany has long blond hair and a very nice body, with a nice pair…

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about…

Tons of parking, security pat down, wrist band, entry fee of about $20-$30 (it varies). There is a bar in the back but the bartender is usually away half the time. Big stage with seats…

Outside: square grey building. Barking lot is on the side of the road and monitored by camera by the bar tender. Inside layout. One big open room. The bar is directly in front of you when…

Tons of parking space in a big lot. Seems safe and secluded for Paterson, NJ. No entry fee, you can just walk in and your eyes adjust to the darkness. Security guard on duty. Really…

I've been here and reviewed the club several times before, so this time I'll focus on what was different this time. Entrance is $20 although you can get $10 off by bringing in passes from another…

Last Sunday arrived at 2 pm, place had more than 12 dancers at least. The three stages and the bar stage were always rotating between dancers, so good eye candy. There is a slightly darker…

Hey wassup everyone, so this review was from a little while back like 2 and a half months ago. I decided to try out a new club and heard good things about Jet Strip, so…

I Arrived around 10pm on a Friday and was curious about this place for some time so I really wanted this visit to work out, but it wasn't my kind of place. You enter from a…

Dropped by on a Thursday evening, after my last business meeting, around 7:30 or so. The upstairs was still closed, but the ground floor bar/club was open with no cover. The club location…

Hadn't been to the Rhino in about 5 or 6 years. Was in Vegas for a friend's birthday and after asking some people at our hotel what the best club to go to was…

Overdue review but I decided to stop by after reading a couple of the reviews. Parking wasn’t too much of an issue and probably due to it being a Sunday night. Cover was $10? I…

I’d written the Mill off for about a year but went back to visit a couple of Fridays ago. Read any of my or the other many reviews to get the layout and other basic…

Have been away for awhile. Paid my $20 entrance fee and strolled in. Layout's been described by many In brief: After entering, a large square/rectangular stage with 2 poles and steps leading to the performance area is…

Ever heard of Disneyland? Look no further, friends, this is truly the SCM's version of the same. Located in a dark-ish but not terribly creepy waterside location with a totally incongruent bodega facing it,…

Arrived a little are 5pm on a Friday. Always ample parking, but there were only 3 other people there. It's definitely been redone since 2021, the last time I went. There are rows of booth…

Arrived at Vivide around 530 Saturday afternoon. Parking lots full, including the overflow lot. Fortunately, I found one of the few remaining spaces in the overflow. I'm not sure where you park when the overflow…

I stopped by Expose on a Friday afternoon. The last time I came here was 10-15 years ago when it was a different club. Paid $10 at the door. There weren't very many guys, and…

The club is small but very busy for its size. In fact, it can be hard to find a parking spot even in the late afternoon. I went there about 4:30 on a…

First visit in a long time. Thankfully they've taken down the Holloween crap so the place looks better. The lap dance area still lacks privacy and now sports a camera, which probably tells you where…

My wife and I came here for our anniversary. Had a great time. We preordered a table package, which included being picked up in a limo from our hotel. Felt like a celebrity with the…

I have been to DC about 3 times since my last review, and I will try to incorporate elements from those visits, but this review is for a Saturday afternoon visit. I arrived a few minutes…

I arrived at Wax around after leaving Club Blaze, about 20 minutes away. Wax was my original destination, but I stayed in Blaze much longer than anticipated. Parking was $10, on side of club. Admission…

First visit to this fine establishment, but certainly will not be my last. Very easy to find, a large building with plenty of signage out front to make it visible parking lot is very safe,…

I was in town so had to go check it out. First I will start off with the parking, it was a huge lot and many spots were available, and it was free.…

I went to the club around 3 p.m. on a Sunday hoping to see some tail as I was a little board and restless. There was no cover to enter and bottle of water…

First the news. Cover on a Thursday night rose to $20. The refrigerator-size man who took my money and handed me a warm bottle of water in exchange said the price rose about two months…

Arrived at Blaze around 1130 pm Friday night. Parking lot was fairly full. I paid $10 to park on the back row. There was also 20 and 30 for parking closer to the club. I…

Friday around 3 PM. No cover, no ID check, nobody at the door. The place is spacious with pool tables, a good sized bar, one elevated main stage, one smaller side stage, quite a few…

I went to Vanity on a Friday night, and I got there around 1:00 am. It's in a safe neighborhood, and I used public transportation to get there but I did notice a lot of…

Been a long time since I visited The Line. While a lot has changed in the past years, this place still offers lovely beauties for entertainment. First off, upon entry a tall, brunette dancer with a…

This place is DEAD! Parked outside on the street and paid $20 to get in. People either parked on the street or in the O'Reilly's parking lot next door. There's a sign that says they'll…

I Visited Pandora's early on an a Thursday afternoon. Probably entered about 1 pM on Thursday in late June. There were about a dozen girls, some new one for me. There were…

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening. As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place. I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and enjoyed…

Tried to reach Elysium on Friday night. GPS took me to the address, it didn't seem to be there. So drove another 15 minutes to reach this place just after midnight. This area used to…

First visit was on a Friday, but was way too busy/packed and kinda ghetto (there was a fight between 2 dorks and a stripper). Bunch of girls working, and 3-4 hotties (Brazilian/latinas). Gave it another try…

I visited Seattle for my very first time back in Fall of 2022. Me & my friends decided to go here on a Wednesday night. I was pleasantly surprised. It was definitely my favorite strip…

Cover charge was $40 on a Saturday night. The girls were below mediocre for any strip club but it was after 2am and they were the only club still open. The club is byob. I…

Friday afternoon visit. They open at 7 and I got there at 8:30. It was obviously dead, like all strip clubs at 8:30 on a Friday. I had to get to sleep early so that's…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

First things first, a quick introduction. Contrary to what may be popular belief, this is not my first attempt at a review. I have started and deleted at least 3 other accounts here on TUSCL.…

Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…

Passing through Dallas and made the obligatory visit to BD on the Friday after the 4th of July. I showed up around 8:30 which is way too early for some of the other Dallas clubs,…

Was in Tucson on a Saturday night to catch an early flight back to the east coast. Had visited before, a couple of years ago. I had a good experience then, so I thought I'd…

Came here on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. Wasn’t actually planning on going so I didn’t have any cash. There was $10 cover on top of the $10 atm fee so it was a decently…

My last couple of visits to Rio had been really uneventful. Almost removed it from my list but gave it one more shot. Glad I did. Walked in around 2 pm.…

I made another trip out to Vegas last week and of course that meant another trip to the Spearmint Rhino. I haven’t found another club in Vegas to match it. I called the club…

I love this place as far as a DC area strip club is concerned. They layout is a long corridor style with 3 or 4 stages to the right and a bar and tables to…

Visited on Thursday evening about 8:30. The parking lot had several vehicles in it but was not crowded. Paid the 10 dollar door fee and had a pat down by the door man. As…

Came in about 5:30 in the afternoon. There were about 15 customers in there. It's a fairly big place and kept pretty dark in the seating area. I was immediately approached by a dancer…

Treasures is located off of a busy street and is enclosed by a wall. Big parking lot at the back or can valet your car. I went during the day this time and…

Where to start? The club is a nice club. I’m talking red carpet when you walk in. Lil Asian older leader takes your $20 at the door. You go thru a turnstile and you're in…

So plenty of parking next to dive bar/package store next door. The entrance can be hard to find. It is on a side road. The cover was $25 but it included a 6 oz fountain…

Stopped at Loco on a Saturday evening(about 7:30 pm) after baseball game with some friends. The club is located in a somewhat industrial area and has a large free parking lot. When I arrived the…

Arrived just after midnight on a Thursday, decent number of cars in the lot but I think many were there for the food truck or the skeevy looking adult bookstore that is on the other…