Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Tame Friday visit

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SeattleSteve
Apr 5, 2026, 1:44 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Been a minute since I ventured down to this club. I decided to take a trip on a Friday night. Pulled up to a full parking lot, paid the cover (I think it was $10 or $15 for entry) and got screened by the security.

 

Once in the club I got sat by a host who asked if I wanted a drink. I found out that this club does not yet have alcohol yet so I settled with a coke. A few dancers approached but nothing really caught my eye. I will say this was a slightly calmer experience from the high-hustle bombardment of dance requests I received from dancers last visit. Much appreciated.

 

I usually like to watch a full rotation of stage dances before I made any choices for dances. I dunno if I've been hanging around clubs too much but literally no one caught my eye off the bat. There were a fair amount of girls with fake tits and BBLs walking around—not for me. After a while, a cute bleached blonde dancer approached and asked if I wanted a dance, she wasn't exactly my type but after not seeing anything on the menu, I settled with two dances for $80 total.

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