Sirens
6190 Cleveland Ave Columbus, OH 43231

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derekfromcharlotte
Apr 5, 2026, 2:07 AM
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Club Quality
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Alright, real talk from your guy who’s been hitting Sirens every other week like it’s my damn job.

This is an update: the place is still improving, but PL,s… it’s moving at snail speed. More girls and better variety are finally showing up Thursday through Saturday. Progress, I guess? 😂

THE PLACE AND VIBE

Nothing much has changed. It’s still way too bright in here – feels like a damn shopping mall instead of a strip club. If you like your girls fully lit up like you’re shopping for groceries, you’re in luck. Me? I miss the dark, shady vibe.

When you walk in they hit you with the VIP option right away. $20 to get in regular, plus $10 more for the wristband and a sad little buffet. Honestly, skip the food upgrade at first. You can always pay the $10 later if you want. The spread is basic as hell – frozen pizza slices, chicken strips, mashed potatoes, hot dogs, and make-your-own tacos. Not gourmet, but here’s the cheat code: the girls 4can’t touch that food unless a VIP guy gets it for them. And trust me, a lot of these girls are starving 😂 So I’ve been using it to get them to sit and chat. Works like a charm.

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