Reviews

Stopped in Sunday evening. Parking lot was packed. Enter thru a side door, walk thru metal detector after 7pm. I don’t think they charge on Sunday nights I can’t remember. Very dark inside. I had…

My third visit to this Latina-oriented dive bar in Austin. It's on the interstate and easy to miss. Inside, it is dark and loud with Mexican music. Most of the dancers were at the bar.…

Stopped by on a Friday around 7pm. There were dozen cars or more in the parking lot. I could hear the music bumping before I went to the door. Some guy open the door, saying…

After a bust visit at Centerfolds I decided to check out vivid which is only 5-7minutes away. The place is off Westheimer behind a Ruchis taqueria. The cover is 17 dollars after 7…

I had been talking with a dancer online and she said that she was dancing this night. She was awesome to gang with. Very attractive and funny. Lots of cars, but club seemed empty. Walked in front…

When in after midnight is approached by most of the dancers on the Roll call, most of them did not look as promised I had my eye on a girl name queen, but I…

Club was clean. ID check but no cover. Only saw the one dancer which might account for the lack of a cover. There is a pool table and stage down the middle of a long…

Stopped by on a Friday around 8pm. The parking lot was full, even the handicap spots. I had to park next door. I get the feeling a lot of customers park next door XD The club…

Stopped by on a Friday around 6pm. There were maybe 5 cars in the parking lot. I went inside, and there was no music playing. I saw one person, a guy at the front desk,…

Was passing through the area and thought I’d pop in around 12:30, I guess soon after it opened. Parking lot is on the corner of two country roads and in the day feels safe. No…

Went to HK late September. Arrived at SAN, took uber to border. In a previous trip, i had the FMM form. This trip i took my chances and went without. Getting…

Had opportunity to visit on a slow day shift, so went in for a look. Don't know why I can't remember to close my eyes as I'm walking in so as to not be immediately…

I first arrived at 930 on a Thursday night. Paid $5 cover and got a wristband for re-entry. There were two girls and one other customer. I chatted with a friendly pretty lady - probably…

I stopped in early afternoon on a Wednesday. The have food, including a breakfast with 3 eggs, bacon, sausage, and a waffle for $10. I didn't see any dancers dancing during my visit,…

Stopped in shortly after 9:00 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday for three visits over the span of several months. Never had an issue finding parking in their spacious parking lot that is either…

I needed to pick up my brother at Metro Airport. With traffic, I left EXTRA EARLY. Remembered that this day was Bogarts Halloween Party. They promised costumes & drink specials all day. Their special days previously…

I was in town for work and couldn't decided between trophy club and lust. Our uber driver said trophy club was better so and buddy of mine and myself headed that way. It was an…

I’ve been here a few times but my last visit was on a Thursday around 6:30 pm. Plenty of parking on both sides of the building. When I walked in they weren’t charging a cover…

In a word, underrated. The Pink Pony is full nude which means you enjoy a fine assortment of Red Bulls, water, and non-alcoholic beer. The good news is no alcohol means the club is full…

Place has been described multiple times, but you pull in off Michigan Ave. There is a non mandatory valet that can be avoided by parking on the street. I actually think the entrance off the…

Pulled in on a Thursday evening in early October around 5pm. Came across the bouncer at the front scanning IDs and found a table in the middle where I ordered a beer for $7. The advantage…

I passed by on a thursday night. seemed like a chill place to go for a beer and lapdance. From the outside. The amount of girls inside are crazy. I saw like more than 25…

Centerfolds is in SF and on a corner. It's a fairly big building so there's a lot of hidden rooms inside. There is 1 stage and the entire club can see it. The club is…

Solid place, and very unassuming on the outside. Love the bar tender, she's always very friendly, maybe too much sometimes with the drinks, got me pretty messed up last time lol. Very tight inside, usually…

Stopped off on our drive northward from Boston, my girlfriend and me. Arrived maybe 10:30p, bar was mostly full along with perhaps 1/4 of the tables and same on the rail. Dancers were…

I stopped in during an in between period after legs and eggs, but before the night shift had fully taken over. Lap dance booths are behind the stage, but not visible to people sitting…

I haven't been to this club in years. A couple friends of mine wanted to go to a club so we went to pink pony. It was $3 to self park and $20 cover. We…

It was my 2nd time at Pugale. The 1st time was in the summer of 2022. I saw how a few Staff beat up a young boy so bad because he recorded a dancer on stage…

I arrived at Lust at 4ishPM. To be fair, at that time it was pretty dead. A girl on one stage dancing, another doing a photoshoot, and a couple of girls hanging around the periphery.…

Arrived for Sunday Night Football with a buddy. Usuals, mandatory valet, arrive up the stairs, $20 cover starting at 7pm. Tables surrounding the stage, booths lining the walls you have to pay for at night,…

I stopped by last Thursday. This was my first time going to a non FME club in calgary. The club is much busier than the other local options. Not only are there more dancers,…

Went there solo first time after a trip to the casino for a closed tournament, was a complete blast. Large parking lot, cover was still $20. There was a bachelor party later in the night,…

Went to fantasies on Saturday afternoon around 5pm upon entry guy asked my for id which he scanned I hate that $5 cover facility is ok huge square stage girls dance in middle pool…

I pulled up to Blaze about 2 pm. I haven't been in years. The parking lot was relatively packed for that time of the day and it is in solid condition. The building isn't much…

Neighborhood- industrial and pretty safe at all hours Parking - free, paved up front, gravel down the side, big capacity; no parking attendants Cover - in by 3:00, cover is free! ID was not scanned at…

About a month ago I stopped by Pandoras on a Thursday afternoon in October. Instagram indicated that Angel and Anya were planning to dance that afternoon and so I decided to see if I…

Came here on a Saturday evening after leaving Golden horse shoe. Great party vibe, lots of girls, 2 stages with at least 2 girls on each stage. Girls range from 4-8. All ethnicities and shapes.…

I have been here before. It's probably fair to call me a regular, even though most reviews are kind of resentful about regulars who monopolize the dancer's time. The place is holding its…

I went to Creekside Cabaret on a Friday evening back in August. I paid $10 cover and I think $7 for a Miller Lite. This is a large club with a long stage with a couple…

Thought I give this club a shot in the absolute middle of no where. Place does not feel like a club at all. Every single light was turned on lol. Cover was $10 10-15 girls and…

Yet another visit to the Pink Palace. We all know the layout but I will re visit briefly. Walk in from the parking lot into a dark room. Once your eyes adjust…

Was at an event down the street and had taken and Uber so I was on foot. I hadn't been to Synn in awhile and well the bouncer and a dancer were outside talking and…

Visited on a Friday evening. Don't remember what/if there was a cover, I came with a group and one of my friends handled that for everyone. Location: older industrial area, typical for clubs in south Florida…

I was in Vegas and went to Chicas a couple of Saturdays ago, but just now getting around to doing the review. I arrived with a couple of buddies, a little after midnight. The club…

It has been a long time since I visited Partners Tavern, Northeast of Erie, PA. I went of a Tuesday night. There is very little parking in front of their building and limit parking down…

General club details; There is a $15 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the…

EB was slow to pick up in the early afternoon but once the dancers started arriving it got much better. I had a couple fun dances from some dancers with banging bodies and I’m sure…

Against my better judgment, I gave this place another try. I have been here a few times, and it has been adequate and/or served its purpose. There are better options for me in North Miami Beach.…

Summary: Had a good time. Place isn't anything like it was back in its heyday but has improved a lot from a couple of years ago. Because there is no alcohol the girls tend to…

This place is terrible. It is in what appears to be an old auto garage. The walls are just painted greay cinderblocks. Small stage with a pole and a rope that extends from the pole…

No cover, no parking fee before 7 pm and free lunch with a view. Typical strip club smell. The women were very nice and took care of me. $25 dances were worth the price. In…

For the longest I’ve been trying to make my way to Paradizio especially with the knowledge of what you can do with how little you’ve got. I stopped by around 4:30 yesterday (Tuesday) and as…

I visited Silver City Cabaret even after reading multiple bad reviews. Unfortunately, a one-star rating is appropriate for this establishment. The door lady was polite and friendly. I walked in planning to have a drink…

I stopped by on a late Saturday evening around 9 and the place was packed. Paid the $10 cover and went straight to the bar for a $5 soda and $2 tip. Took…

I decided to do something different today and go to Desire on a Tuesday night. Really glad I did!!! I went around 6 pm so I saw the day girls toward the end of their…

Big parking lot that you’ll always find parking in. Entry was $20 (fri/sat night price. Price varries by day or time. I think free during weekday afternoon, but evenings it’s $10 or $15). I’m a…

Went back to Bogarts for the first time in over 6 months as I took a little hiatus from the strip clubs. As people have said before, it's definitely hit and miss here and I…

If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is valet parking…

I used to love Bourbon Street as my go-to spot for a great night out. However, since mid-2022, I've noticed a significant decline in the experience. Back in the day, especially on weekends, the place…

Hasn’t been her in 2 months. Stopped by before the Dbacks game started, and the parking lot was full. Mostly dancers (10) and a handful of losers like me buying dances. Of those girls only…

Heard of the infamous Playhouse Lounge and wanted to check it out for myself. Entered and payed small $10 cover. Not much going on at about 7pm about 5 dancers and 6 or 7 patrons.…

I usually roll solo, but ended up coming through Pandora's at the behest of old college crew in town for the big UW game. The club is conveniently down the street from Montlake and we…

Visited Alex’s for the first time in years on Saturday night. There’s plenty of free parking. You enter through a covered open air area that serves as the smoking “lounge.” You enter the building into…

Went on a tuesday and very few girls Amari, Madison, Paisley, Monse, Mandy (I think, taller girl with man mades and tatoos), Ally, Martina. Parking lot was maybe a 3rd full. Been watching…

Ricks is always a great place to fill time in midtown Manhattan. And it always ends up better than I expected. First the basics - its happy hour everyday until 8pm, with no…

So this was my last chance at Vivide , and I can comfortably say I’ll never come here again . So arrived here around 5pm , with intentions of checking out VIP. I like AA…

When I buy something, I have certain expectancies of consistency. Many years ago, DJV here use to be really consistent. Now, it’s like someone messing with Psilocybin Mushrooms. So why do I go? It’s all…

I went on a Tuesday afternoon. There were about 4 women working. One other customer in the place. This club is a room inside an adult toy store. When you go…

This is not a typical club review. Rhino is without question my favorite club in LV, but they recently increased all of their prices prior to Formula 1 hitting Las Vegas in November.…

- Summary - Woman are 5, there is extra, dance in the back was $25. - The Scene - Arrived at 3:10pm on a Tuesday. Area is in an old industrial scrap yard and the building…

This my favorite place to visit when I am in the Valley. The ladies are awesome and very friendly. The bar is large with a side room for private dances for $20 per dance and…

I think most people know the layout of the land here, so I'll skip that and review the talent... Upon sitting down and paying my cover charge for a bottle of water, I was immediately being…

Please note, this is not a review. Pricing update only. Many of the clubs in Las Vegas have been raising their prices ahead of the Formula 1 race on November 18th and the Super Bowl…

It was out on a rare weds night and decided to go to the pans for some humpday fun. Got to the door, was asked for my ID, which was new to me, but whatever.…

Review is a bit belated as I visited Fantasies a few months ago. The only other strip club I've been to is the Spearmint in Vegas so I didn't know what to expect from a…

After a long week of work in Seattle I figured I’d get some relaxation in before my flight home. Relaxing at this club is hit or miss. Some visits have had so many…

I was having a long day at work and new I wanted to have a beer with some good company before I went home for the day. I stopped by the ATM and took out…

I went to the trap on 10/13/23 at around 4:30th. I ubered so no parking fee. No cover charge but I tipped the bouncer $5 and put $1 in the lady at the front desk…

I have not been her in awhile. Previously I had enjoyed many fun times in the $30 private rooms. Usually you can get high mileage with your lady of choice in these rooms. My prior…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. 2 other patrons there as well as 3 dancers. The location is a remote cabin well off the road. Parking is no issue. One side of the bar has…

HK is the place in Zona Norte Tijuana for many chicas, stage dancing and shows, full bar w food available, and entertainment and brothel. On this night the club was decorated for Halloween, and a costume…

I'd been looking forward to checking out this club for a while, and I have to say, it didn't disappoint. The atmosphere was relaxed, and the ladies were top-notch. There was a good variety, and…

Went on a Thursday evening after dinner in North Beach around 9:30 pm. Walked in to a friendly bouncer and cashier. The cover was still $10 before 10pm. Love the vibe in there, music was great.…

Came in here on a monday at 4. Doormen were very friendly as well as the coat girl who was cracking jokes left and right. No cover at all. Had a blast…

Let me start by saying that I wanted to like this club. I have seen photos on Facebook/ Instagram and expected to have a good time for 10 pm on a Thursday night. I…

Went in early morning around 11 am. It was pretty dead just me and one other guy sitting in the corner. As soon as you walk in you are approached by the meseros who sit…

I was in the D for business and was looking to mix in a little pleasure as well. Based upon other reviews I decided to check the Criket. Maybe my Google-Fu is bad, but their…

Price of drinks are very reasonable Bar tender was very kind, perky and attentive, always made sure I had a drink in front of me and answered all my questions with a smile. That's were the…

Daytime shift is a fun time. They’ve gotten a few new girls over the past few months, but for the most part you get the same crew most days. For the most part…

I arrived at around 7. $5 cover. Bouncer at door has been there forever. Very friendly and welcoming. Their kitchen has been on and off for a long time, but now it's on. They have a…

If you need a review of the layout of the club, I highly recommend the layout of the beginning of the posts of OldWhiteGuy (btw - if you're reading this OWG, I'd love to shake…

This review is describing the 4 times I’ve been here over the past month in a half. Drove past this place in the summertime and was intrigued, so a few months later when I had…

Infrequent visitor of this establishment. I love the setup. Nice residential neighborhood, easy and safe parking on the street. Place has a low-key vibe. Pool table near the entrance, long bar…

Came in on a Tuesday, just a few minutes after they opened. I think most of the dancers were still getting ready, so I only saw 3-4 making the rounds. Mercedes was over in the…

I stopped in here for the first time in fifteen years. Plenty of parking. Club is spacious and fairly clean. There are two levels, one with pool tables and a wide open lap dance area.…

What's an afternoon monger to do who likes to eat dinner by 4:30 and be in bed by 9? The daytime scene used to be solid in many Philly places and you could at…

I was heading home to South Florida and decided to check out Diamond Dolls on my way. This was about six weeks ago and I’m just writing this down so my memory on cost of…

Was in town for a visit and decided to check this place out. Environment was fine. Big bar, couple of pool tables. Stage was right behind the bar, so after every girl danced they would…

TL,DR: Just like at Alice’s Restaurant, you can get anything you want – from a full menu. I was in Atlanta for a couple of days and decided to stop by Diamond Club on my way…

I decided to make a trip here after I have not been in years. Club is located in Queens right off Steinway on the corner. Parking is tricky but usually available on side streets. I…