Reviews

Portland, OR. Friday night. This is more an afterhours joint, I think it goes till 6am no alchol here. Right back by Club Rouge where I started the night and parked right…

It had been some time since I’d visited this place. Being in the general vicinity, I took the opportunity to stop by for a few hours in the afternoon. I arrived after…

On a recent Sunday evening, I decided to visit Maximus Strip, a popular strip club located in the heart of the city. As I arrived at around 4:30 PM, I was greeted…

This is a fun place. Headed here after a total bust at the Penthouse. Lots of variety of girls here, black, white, hispanic, Asian, curvy, skinny, tats, no tats. I found the…

Had to pass by a friend's house, so decided to stop here for a couple drinks since it's really close by. Walked in around 3 PM, and there was no cover charge.…

I came, I saw, I fucked. Hong Kong club continues to deliver a debaucherously good time with smoking hot chicas, though the experience here is substantially marred by increasing costs and management…

I went during the twilight between day and night shifts. Probably should have come in earlier because I missed out on some of the foxy day girls. I had a weird experience coming…

Silver Criket is a good, reliable club. If I got better cellphone service here, I’d say it’s damn neee perfect. Day shift talent level is more than passable. No cover (during…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's…

Good club went in on a weekday I requested the free pickup from my hotel to the club which was quick and free just tipped the driver. Once you get to the…

I'm happy to say they've finally had some good looking dancers in this club again. This place seemed like a dead zone for a while during and after covid.…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave…

This stop was a mixed bag. I visited Boxxx near shift change, just before 7pm. No cover when I walked in. Beers were $4. Laps are 20, 30 min…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this…

It's next to the rockza, basically in the same parking lot. Stopped in had to pay a cover to a small shed right in front of the entrance. Walked upstairs, was patted…

Sam’s has topless strippers and a full bar. Its near the Spearmint Rhino Downtown location so it is really easy to get shitfaced and quickly walk a really long block East…

I think I'm over this place. Stopped in late afternoon Tuesday, only two cars in the parking lot and only two dancers on the clock. Ordered a soda and after using…

Accompanying my friend on his quest to explore a new club led us to Diamond, a recommendation from a cab driver. Despite the steep $30 cover charge, we decided to give it…

Found myself in the area again for work! Ok I consider anything within 25 miles of this place “in the area”… just too good to pass up during the week! Anyway, again,…

Another of my monthly or so visits to BTs wasn't as much fun as it could have been. As most know valet is not required here with plenty of safe neighborhood parking available.…

This place is across from Jerry nuggets casino and next door to palomia. When you walk in there’s square hallway where you pay the cover. It was $5 when I went…

It's been a while since my last escapade to Tijuana. Let me cut to the chase - I booked a room at Cascadas and checked in at 3 pm on 2/19/24. After…

Its been a bit since my last review of Lido. Layout is exactly as described in many other reviews. See their website for a fantastic fly-thru. Parking is always free and plentiful. Admission varies…

Sins pricing has gone up. Marginally. Dayshift cover is now $7 instead of $5. Night is $13 rather than $10. $30/$50 for dances. No longer $25/$45 as they had been for years.…

This place is quite the contradiction. Consider it's TUSCL profile: 7 reviews in the last year is about average (or even good) for an Boston area club that isn't Boardroom Cabaret,…

Place is not super nice. As you come in there will be a big bouncer sitting in a pickup truck usually. This is a really slow time for them so you may…

Went down to Akron to hit the bars around 1pm, stopped into Lustys first and was there for 30 seconds. i’m tired of seeing the big AA guys sitting against the wall…

I found myself in Milford, CT on a Friday night. Me and my buddy decided to stop by Keepers. It was my first time here and was quite interesting to see a…

Monday afternoon around 3:30 shortly after opening. Not sure how this place survives. I’ve been here on various days recently and never more than 3 customers while I was there. This day,…

So I found myself in the area unexpectedly so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to stop by the pink building along route 130. It was around 2:00 in the afternoon so…

This club can be hit or miss. Good days I enjoy sitting around the stage and interacting with the dancers. Bad days I hang out at the bar and can usually find…

Went on a Monday night with a friend around 4am because I didn’t feel like going to bed. No need to describe the club as it’s been done many times before, but…

I am a frequenter at Friday morning Nibbles Nipples, this time I got good mileage from Jolie. I had Keira before good solid choice and Gina was at the room I decided…

This is my favorite club and I keep coming back here. I can already hear some overzealous non beliver PLs screaming 'shill review' on top of their voice. But I said what…

Nestled outside of Philadelphia in Spring City lies an intriguing club that calls itself Hidden Gem Gentleman's Club. The bar inside goes by the name Baby Dolls Bar. I first visited last…

Sugars is in a small town on the WI-MN border that somewhat felt like the middle of nowhere. The bar aesthics reflect this. This is very much a dive bar looking club, similar…

I decided to make a weekday trip to Seductions to take advantage of the free admission. I backed into a parking spot and then received a pat down in the lobby.…

Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to…

Portland, OR. Thursday night. Seems like an alright area to me. Big parking lot. Right next to a motel 6. Walk in. Blonde girl at the front. Cover is $5, ID check.…

I used to be a regular a Diamond. I’ll weave my issues with the club culture throughout this review. I pulled up at 3:45. Paid 10 bucks to the hot Latina chick…

Beaverton, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Commercial area, seems fine to me. Next to a taco bell and mattress store. Walk in, girl at the front, ID check, wanded by a…

Visited on a Monday night. After reading reviews, I opted to pay for the VIP band, which was worth it. I got there right at the daytime/nightime switch, so there was only…

Portland, OR. Thursday night. Area seems fine little west of downtown away from the craziness. Right by intersecting highways. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. ID check and $5 cover.…

The place is nice. Upscale gentleman’s club. Was here on business. I went to one or two other places in Charlotte and this place definitely had the hottest dancers. They were friendly.…

Ok, hold on to your hats everyone because this is going to be a great review for some. First, the rate to get into the place was $21. Tips are good, it…

I'm a little late submitting a review for my visit to the Rhino back on the Thursday of 1st week of December, but it was a totally different experience than anything I've…

Went here with a buddy on Sunday not really knowing what to expect, read a few bad reviews but we thought ehhh fuck it! We had a great time. Cover charge was…

I stopped by on a Saturday on my way through Greensboro right at 7, so I got in with no cover charge which was nice. The Club as always is nice…

I haven’t visited in a while but everything in the bar was the same. The dancer selection looks to have improved some. I think there were only two older dancers but…

I stopped by on a recent Saturday early afternoon, shortly after the club opened, and upon pulling into the parking lot I noticed a rather large tour bus and a few people…