Reviews

Synn Industry ahhh man. I know I wrote a review not long ago, just doing another updated one. I arrive here at around 11:45-12am. The guy checks id and does lat down there was kinda…

This club is in a small town on the way from Quebec city to Montreal if you’re driving, and that’s about the only way to get there. The building is very weirdly situated on Main…

Stopped in at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Monday. Small parking lot but club was dead so plenty of parking for me. However, I could see where it would be a parking issue on…

In a safe area of town near a nice hotel and a McDonald's and other stores and shops. Nice large parking lot. No cover. No ID check unless you look under 26 .... sadly, that's…

So I went back on $5 wednesdays. it's 20 if you wanna park up front, there's limited street parking. 45 for entry + vip. not sure how much celebrity was, maybe like…

There's a blonde that I met at TDH 2 summers ago that I keep on hoping to find again on subsequent visits, but I guess that's like trying to find a needle in a hoe-stack.…

Been out of actions for a while and ad fees hours to myself on Tuesday. Decided to visit Pandora's. Plenty of parking available on day time and entry fee was $15+drink. Same as other clubs…

Being that the bar is convenient for me to get to, and opens at 4, I drove over and got there at 4:30. Bar opens at 4 but girls don't go on stage until 5,…

I arrived at 3 pm on a Friday. The club is tucked in next to sunset highway. A little out of the way but convenient for North Beaverton. There were half a dozen cars in…

I've now been to this place probably a half a dozen times and although it's had it's highs and lows it's still probably the best club that I've ever been to. …

I stopped in around 6PM after looking at their website which made it look great, It's not. It;'s located in an industrial area in North Charleston. It's not a big club. There…

Been a long time since I've been to The Paramount. Busier than I remember; I figured I'd try a Sunday when they had the two-for-one special on. As mentioned by many others, no alcohol served. The…

Went here on a Friday afternoon. i meant to goto the golden Triangle in Pompano, however it started raining like no tomorrow and didnt feel like dealing with 5 pm traffic. This place is…

Came here on a whim Thursday afternoon after a meeting and the place was dead as usual. Door guy is always nice, gave him 20 to get in, he wanded me down and scanned my…

In my first visit since the remodel/reopening, the new Raven is not the run-down dump of old, but the talent is not great. Outside, it’s a stand-alone building with plenty of parking. I entered through…

Drove from a KC suburb to downtown on Saturday evening, bored as hell and ready for some fun. Parked in Bazooka's private lot and paid my door fee. The club is really nice. Good sound…

In town for a few days, decided to check out the scene. I normally frequent dancing locations along the East Coast, was pleasantly surprised by what I was able to take care while in the…

My first time here. It’s a corner joint in a decent neighborhood. Parking in a side street was easy enough. You walk in and the bar is immediately to your right. Three sided with a…

First time trip to Scarlett's on a Saturday night. Parking lot was well lit paved and felt safe, bouncer was outside the door doing pat downs before you walk in. Cover was $20…

Be warned i prefer BSC so I might be a little bias. Stopped in on Thursday afternoon. There was plenty of parking; however, the only seating available was at the bar. The cubans still hog…

I will be upfront and say that this review may be tainted due to not caring for Tourist Clubs and having a few drinks in me before going. As I said, this is…

Been there a few times, mostly afternoons. apparently mgmt doesn't make the girls go on stage unless there's a customer and theres so few during the day it was empty each time I went…

I had not been here for awhile and decided to give it another try. Domestic beer was $5.75 and the bar tender service was good. No free shot. The chairs at the bar need to…

This was my first stop back in 2ish years. Can say that even with the “renovation” not much has changed. The reno is nothing special, still the same dingy room with cheap crappy chairs. But…

I stopped in on a Sunday night to check out the club. I hadn’t been there in a few years, but used to live this place. I can say it has gone downhill…

Went in around 5pm on a Thursday evening in early July. Parking lot was half full and there were about 15 girls as I strolled in. This time is around shift change so you can…

Arrived in the free lot about 1230. There were a good amount of cars for just opening. Noticed new sign hung advertising Tuesday are now $5 entry fee for the…

Went to scout the place for a bachelor party. First time in a club in a damn long time... Most of the girls were just out on the patio in a little knot…

I went on a Sunday night a couple months ago. It was probably like my 3rd time there only, & I've gotta say, it's either between this place or Heartbreakers as the best SC in…

So let's get the basic details out …. Parking: Plenty of space for parking. The club is in a nice plaza with a El Torito and Benihana. You probably never have trouble finding a spot. Drinks…

I was in the area and I’ve hear a lot of things about this place, so I decided to stop by. It was Monday around 2PM just after they opened. It’s $20 cover and the…

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve been to Clib Rio so I thought I would give it a try. Found myself on the west side one afternoon, pulled into the free parking are…

Visited around noon,no cover and was greeted by the bouncer who checked ID and showed me to a table. They do not allow you to seat yourself and they expect a tip. As you…

Went to Clancy's on a time/ day I didn't expect. Thursday night's can be busy but today was actually very chill and worth it. Tucked away in a quiet residential area, Clancy's is low key and…

First, the obligatory layout and description of the club. Plenty of parking, during the daytime at least. Next to the club is a bar called the Shanty Tavern that is only open one night…

Last weekend, Friday night, my girlfriend and I decided to go to the club together. She has been there before with friends and she knows that I used to go to the clubs a lot…

Full disclosure, I’ve only been here on a Monday night for the $200 for 30 minute special. Girls, value, experience, are strictly for Monday. Can’t comment on the other nights. Also this review is very…

I go here every once in a while and try to go on Thursday's since they have really good specials like 2/$20 dances and 15 minute full nude for $80. It's in a strip mall…

Came in on Sunday evening to see how this place was looking. The area is fairly spacious with a lot of space to sit and theres always plenty of room. Club is near a lot…

I usually go to PH about once every month and lately have been trying to cycle around my favorites ( Sharon, Erica, and Tatianna- until I dropped her off the list, and sometimes Mama Cayenne),…

This is a small place located North of the Phoenix downtown. Upon entry, scan of DL and a quick pat down. The bar lines the right side of the first small room.…

Boy what a world of difference a few years has made in Vegas. First off they now open at 8pm ( I guess long gone are the good old days of the LV…

I visited Wax for the first time around 3PM. No charge to park that early and I got a light pat down and paid a $5 cover. Wax appears to be a warehouse…

This was only my 2nd or 3rd visit as my usual clubs are Oasis and PH Lounge. Club is located just off 95 at Front St in a small strip mall with a…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon before the Phillies game. It was my first time back since they opened the remodeled couch room. Easy access to 95/76 with a large parking lot.…

Across the street is a monitored parking lot which feels safe to leave your car in. Just don't get run over by the crazy traffic crossing the street. This is a BYOB establishment, so make sure…

Went to Cheetah on a Wednesday afternoon about 3pm. Place was pretty busy for a rainy humid day. Payed $2 for the self parking, which is standard for the big 3. Walked past the front…

So a bit longer than my normal monthly visit to TT. I have been wanting to check out V lately but was close by with about an hour to spare so I stopped by just…

So one Saturday I decided to make my way up to the cabin in the woods to see if what I've read is true, well it is. The bar is located at the top of…

I feel like Sundowner has always been hyped as one of the best clubs in Canada, if not the world, and while it's a fine enough club, I just don't get it. My first time…

Bourbon Street Wed early evening. After a bit boring time at Sugar 44, I was concerned Bourbon Street would be as empty. Only a few cars in the huge lot, but I decided to take a…

Sugar 44 Just before 7 PM While I have the new non-expire date coupon Ryan updated, I arrived a few minutes before 7 PM. It has been quite a while since I've been…

I stopped by the House as I was passing through DC on my way to Atlanta. Street parking is easy to find and I arrived around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Paid the $25 cover (ouch)…

This club is about all I’d do in Vegas anymore. Seems like the good deals and free entry into some of the clubs died with COViD and I’m not really interested in 70 cover…

Didnt have a great impression. Got in on a Saturday evening with a friend’s bachelor party. there were 5 or 6 of us. I guess we looked like easy targets because the host guy told…

So I used to spend a ton of money at this club. Just last year I was a regular. Took several months off and am just getting back into it, but probably will not be…

I happened to have some time to kill this evening, and since the last review was positive about Wednesdays I thought I'd give it a shot! I'm not from Montreal, so the fact that it's…

I have become a regular to this club. While I still uphold my other verdict of a good yet themed club (making it a SoFlo anomaly), this review has new (trollable? Funny? Borderline simpish?) stories…

It's been a while since I've made it here. I'll start by saying I saw no changes to the physical setup of the club. There's tons of parking…

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained although…

Ok, I'll start off saying that is my first review, and I don't have a good sense of content and format expectations for this forum yet. I'm receptive to criticism and looking to improve once…

This place has been described for years but once again - you go through a metal detector and security when you walk in. Cover is free during the day and $5-$10 at night depending…

Arrived at Blaze around 3:30. Parking lot was full which surprised me given the time of day but I found a spot. No cover to enter but a through pat down by one of the…

Went by scores again since this is the club I usually frequent. I go in around 4pm and typical 1$ entrance. Tip my 5 bucks to the door girl and away I go. Probably around…

Pulled into a free but very empty lot. Cover is $5 but veterans are free. Probably only reason I stayed. Made a bead straight to the restroom. Saw 1 other customers.…

Living in San Diego for a while now has been both a boon and a curse at the same time...Its so beautiful that its expensive yet cant move elsewhere Same goes for strip clubs...its not worth…

the other day went on another site, it said sugar daddy reopen. when it close there was almost zero possibility it would reopen. found some information on the internet. open 3 days a week thursday…

Was in Spokane for the night, decided to hit Deja Vu, since there are only two clubs in the area and the reviews I saw made it sound like there were possibilities. As I walked…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon, when I had an hour to spare, looking for a simple VIP dance to load up the old spank bank. I really wanted to spend some money! I found the…

Based on the reviews of this club, I think I am the only person visiting. Gentlemen's Club is located in a crappy strip mall that is in an area in transition. There are a number…

I had not been in CR for 12 years and was happy to see Woody's was still here. As I remembered, the place was clean and easy to get around. Went in on a Wednesday…

Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners (regulars, skip first two paragraphs) This club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister…

Walked in to Scores palm beach around 4 pm on independence day. It was only a dollar for entry, which increases to $10 after 7. Lady at front desk was nice enough to…

I have been to Exotic Kitty a couple of times and felt like there were at least several ladies that were really hot. I dont know exactly what the average rating would have been. Probably…

Since most of my usual afternoon haunts are now opening later in the afternoon I Went to the post, it was approx 2pm on Sunday, the parking lot had a good amount of cars but…

I was in town visiting friends when I stopped in solo. I should've listened to my friends that it wasn't worth the money. They said there was a cover of $10 until I mentioned their…

If you're local to Philadelphia, especially if you're close to the airport, then you probably know about the Oasis. Plenty of parking near the auto mall and tucked between a couple of salvage yards,…

I'm not from Texas but I knew I needed to check out Baby Dolls while in town. This wasnt too far of a drive from Dallas Love where I flew in and picked up my…

I had some time to kill before a concert so figured I'd give this place a visit, it had been awhile. I was searched before I walked in and cover was twenty dollars. Felt steep for…

Random Thursday night visit, first in a few years. Club has had some upgrades in Decor and they moved the main stage into the center of the club, but otherwise the same.…

Was in town on business and seemed like all indicators were this was the only real play in town. Stopped by at 2pm. Has a nice exterior and though at night the street could be…

Went to Emp's on a Thursday night. The cover is $7 dollars paid to a lovely lady at the door. You walk in and there is a long stage in the middle of the room.…

Was waiting for a flight out of Philly so stopped into this club at 12pm. The place opened at 1130am. Parking is easy, both off the main road and behind the building. Obviously it was…

Still my favorite in Vegas! Still wildly hit and miss...this time I'd say I hit a triple. Walking in during the early evening...around 7:30 paid the $5 entry, light pat down (I'm pretty…

Went here on a Friday night hoping to chill and have a good time. Can't complain much about the parking even though it was only available for valet; However there were some free spots on the…

My second time here at the porthole, hasn't changed a bit lol. This club is like a neighborhood bar with dancers. The parking is tight because it's a…

I arrived around 9 PM. Cover was $10. Floor dances are $10 but most dancers will not do them. VIP is $25 per song. They also have an area behind the bar that has 3…

While not the best spot that I’ve hit this has always been old reliable to me. Whenever I want to spend a quick couple of bucks I always seem to find myself at Clancey’s. Now…

My first two afternoon visits to Wacko's were disappointing. With few exceptions, the dancers were not attractive and the only dancers who were attractive (I prefer slender, more petite women) were on their phones…

After spending most of my cash at Torpedo's in nearby Bound Brook, I paid Delilah's a visit to see how the place is holding up. As usual, I parked on a nearby street (this place…

So Divas was the last of the three Austin clubs I visited on my trip but it was the most satisfying by far. I arrived Wednesday around 6:30 and paid $45 for VIP access and got…

Stopped by Bucks on Tuesday at about 4:30 PM. Two cars in the parking lot. Went in and there was nobody at the door. I went into the club and there was the bartender…

First visit to the purple palace during the evening hours arriving around 8pm. Paid a $10 charge to the bartender and received my refreshing bottle of water. There were only about 5 other…

The bar is on a major rd next to a car dealership. The girls park on the right parking lot, or in the back. The boys on the left. Daytime, no door man. Its…

This was my first ever visit to Torpedo's and I was pleasantly surprised, especially for a Tuesday early afternoon. The club is in the main downtown area of Bound Brook, a train stop along the…

Went on a Tuesday night and the crowd was decent. Enough happening but still girls to choose from. A few ladies were more than drunk and very loud. Not my personal preference but they didn’t…

The club is in a nondescript building set back slightly from a moderately busy two lane road. There is a fairly large parking lot which should easily accommodate a full house if such a thing…

So I decided to swing by early evening on a Tuesday. Getting the particulars out of three way: pink bar on the side of the road. Plenty of parking. Near a residential area. Not much…

Went around 10pm Saturday night. $10 entrance fee and a pat down. There were about a dozen girls, all black, non Spanish, non white. There were no girls I would rate above a…

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am. I…