Reviews

Some girls are expert at this. Some aren't. And sometimes it's the ones who we love. Playhouse has plenty of experts, dancers who have been pleasing us for years. Despite the decades, they've managed to remain…

This is a place i wanted to check out for a while, so i stopped in around 1030. Big parking lot so no worrying about parking. Pat down from security on entry. Walk in…

Though prices are up, especially the bar fines, Hong Kong still tops for it's stunning array of beautiful women, world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review of HK, covering a Thursday…

Pulled into the parking lot around 6:30ish pm. The lot is large and free, pretty open but behind the building. Easy to walk straight into the club. There was no one at the door, so…

$20 cover. Byob (and most guys brought 12 packs, no problem). Nude dancing. One really big stage, 10-20 seats on each side of the rectangular stage with two poles. Strict no cell phone policy -…

Was in town for some business and this place was within walking distance from my hotel. After being on Broadway for a few hours, I decided to check it out. It was an interesting setup.…

Located right next to Bound Brook train station and right on Main Street. No cover charge, $5-$10 for a drink. Typical U shaped bar with three pool tables on side. Most girls start working…

Sharks (And FKKs in general) is like nothing we get in the states. When you walk in, you pay 65 Euros and get slippers, robe, and keys to two lockers (one for your cloths and…

Chicago Club is a debaucherously solid alternative to Hong Kong. It's not as large, and there isn't quite the selection of chicas, but it makes up for with charm and outstanding service. ### Getting There ### Please…

Chicago Club is one of the bigger clubs in Zona Norte offering beautiful and sexy Mexicanas (and some other Latinas like Dominicans and Colombians as well). It is an incredibly chill place with everything…

Let's get the basics out. I arrived at 4:30 pm and there was free parking in the lot next to the club (parking lot attendant was there when I left). Cover was $20 and VIP…

Place lives up to it's reputation. I went on a Thursday night around 11 Positives Hottest girls in town and very friendly. Lots of girls on stage and they actually work the pole. Tits and pussy everywhere,…

Though prices are up, Hong Kong still slays, offering a stunning array of beautiful women with world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review into three parts. This review, this Part I…

Great time had and tons of eye candy as usual. Not gonna describe the entrance and layout much as it hasn't change. Very reasonable cover and baseball caps not allowed. Large spacious Texas club with…

This was my first time at Perfect 10 in about two years, so I didn't know what to expect on an early Thursday afternoon. They have a huge parking lot and while there were a…

It was my first time in the area checking out local clubs around Paterson. 5th Avenue Sports Bar had solid Google reviews so I decided to check it out for the night. The club is…

Stepped into the place around 3PM and I immediately regretted it. There was one overweight and over age dancer who made a b-line for me and I told her I couldn't get a dance because…

For context let me tell you I've been coming to Criket for at least ten years and I've visited almost every "type" of club in the Detroit area. I've also seen tuscl members come and…

Atlantis is one of the best clubs in the Toronto area. Enter and the bar is to the left and the stage is a little further back in the middle of the club.…

This review is a combo of two visits on a Fri & Sat. CLUB: Cheeks (formerly Haks) now has a gas station and a Taco Bell directly across the street from it. Plenty of parking. Walk in…

Probably the chillest club I've visited. Went with a bachelor party crew in late July. Only two strippers were remotely pushy, and they were obviously the most veteran. Most girls ranged from…

I was in Knoxville and got the itch to see some naked girls. Off to the Emerald, nothing has changed in the building or parking lot. Average size, maybe…

So I decided to head back after a long time away. Saw a girl I recognized from about a year ago and decided to get a couple dances with her. (Price was 1 for…

I visited Desire about four months ago (see prior review) and decided to give it a second chance. I have zero idea how Desire can possibly stay in business. I have zero idea how anyone…

I came here to Spearmint Rhino Industry on a Thursday night, this is from a year ago tho. Usually I go to Synn just next door, but I've heard good things and saw alot of…

Decided to get out on a Wednesday and checkout this club. Had parking for $10, but there's also nearby street parking. Entry was $15. So pretty good for the area. They serve liquor…

Safe neighborhood and easily walkable. Went to the club because its near my hotel in downtown Atlanta. Does not look like it has parking outside, just street parking which looked packed. I went around 10…

This is my go to spot when I am in Pasco county. My only complaint with this place is that it can be hit or miss. On this day it was a hit. The…

Great day at the ballpark watching the I-Cubs, so capped it with a trip to Outer Limits. Arrived just before 7 pm to four cars in the lot. Didn't pay a cover charge, but bought…

Entrance was $20 One dance was $40 VIP varied. Some girls would charge upwards to $160, but usually it would be like $120 for about 3 or 4 songs. TL DR: Enjoyed it, would go back again. Honestly, came…

My husband and I visited on a Thursday night around 11 pm. Cover was $20 for my husband. Thursday night is Ladies' night so no cover for me. We tipped the door girl $5. We…

Last month, I stopped by Cleopatra due to the listed $10 dances. They were one of the few I’ve found that still offer $10 dances. Dances are full contact, lots of touching and are given…

I’ve been to a dozen or so clubs in my time hobbying, but this was the first time in a totally nude AND dry club. BYOB is fine, but just not used to it. I…

So I go to this club every now and then and today my favorite dancer was there so I decided I wanted to go see her. The club is off the highway so I turned…

Arrived at Paradise around 10pm on a Friday night. Parking lot packed and it made me think it would be full inside as well. Had to wait for someone to leave to park closer to…

Another hot humid summer day. I'm driving through Jax mid afternoon and the traffic is building. Instead of fighting the stop and go, and the glare, I pull off just south of downtown and head…

Been to this place a few times before when business brings me to Des Moines. It is now my favorite Des Moines club. The biggest drawback has always been the expensive lap dances…

This was my first visit to Vivide (I recently relocated to the area)...visited Thur Aug 3 from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. Navigated the potholes in the paved parking lot which was completely full…

Hello this review is for a Thursday afternoon visit. Typical crowd about a half a dozen customers and a dozen or so dancers. All the usual suspects in terms of middle aged Brazillians as…

Arrived at the club about 1PM on a Thursday. Plenty of parking available at at my arrival time only a dozen or so cars were parked. Club does not look great from the outside but…

I was bored and had the day off of work, so decided to head over to SC. It was a Friday afternoon (around 4pm?). I pulled into the mostly empty parking lot, realizing it wasn't…

I have now visited Club Erotica on several different occasions and have always had a pleasant experience. They have a wide variety of dancers. The VIP is expensive but compared to other clubs in the…

Longtime customer here, minus a long break due to COVID. It’s amazing how little turnover there is on day shift. Half of the dancers have been here for 10 or even 20 years. The Playhouse Lounge…

I see that this place has not had a review in a while so I thought I'd give a fresh report from my visit on 8/2/23 (Wednesday) at 22:00. I was in the area for a…

I went with my son in law on a Wednesday afternoon. Strip mall type building, plenty of free parking. Cover charge was $5 and we were wanded and pat down. Decent sized stage…

Absolutely nothing would make me happier than writing this review with something new to report. Unfortunately, that is not the case. But I do feel like folks are always looking for updates on the lineups…

Silver Criket is typically a pleasant place to spend some time. Whether or not "VIP time" happens. If you have been there, you know these features of SC are real & have been highlighted here, time…

I've been coming to Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys since 2018 so 5 years now, through out the years total I've visited around 8-9 times. I'll just come randomly over time. First off all the club…

Stopped back in to Privilege after work this past Wednesday for a quick drink and a little fun. There was no cover and the place wasnt very crowded, although they had plenty of girls…

Pure Platinum has re-branded and re-opened as the Candy Shop. There are now ads driving around town, and they held some grand opening parties a few months back. I only know about it because several…

First time going. Friends at work rave about it but it was like Fight Club, they didn't talk about it. I went in the early afternoon. $10 cover charge. Metal detected, wanded…

I've been coming to Dames N Games Van Nuys since 2018/2019 up until now, so a good 4-5 years give or take. I will stop by every once in a while every few months I…

This review covers a visit from two weeks ago. Started at Henrys but i will review that separately, even though there is not much to review. Arrived at Bogarts around 1pm on a Friday,…

Trying again, since my previous reviews did not have enough details: Visited this place twice when I was in Miami, once on Friday Night and once on Sunday night. Cover was $60 on both nights On…

Hadn't been for a couple years and the expansion is crazy! The old entrance led past a VIP to a small bar, and at least 3 girls would approach and lightly grope before hitting the…

This place is very different from across the street, the Cabaret Lounge. It's behind a gas station, which feels very dodgy... but it isn't. I went in one two Thursdays ago and it was super…

I will summarize my last 4-5 visits there and my analysis of best time to visit pre 10 pm. Entrance puts you in a floor which has a bar to the right and couches spreads…

Had a Saturday afternoon to kill so found myself on 76 headed into the city to check out Cheerleaders. Super easy to get to…just off of 95 and 76 right by the stadiums in…

Visited on a Saturday evening last week. This club is a locals club for sure and is in rural Wisconsin. The club itself was a real hole in the wall club. Entry was cheap and…

Visited Baby dolls on a Thursday afternoon. I drive there from my hotel and park which is free. I enter the club and the lady didnt let me in because of sweats. This happened to…

This part of Connecticut used to be the local mecca for strip clubs, but their number has been declining over the past decade; probably due to competition from the internet. Fortunately, Ruby's is still…

Came here on Sunday around 4 pm after visiting BT. In comparison BT was far more crowded and had a much larger selection however I was in the mood for something particular and couldn't…

This may be the biggest strip club I have ever seen! I went last week on a Saturday, and I have never seen so many beautiful women in one place. I’ve been in wal marts…

Westminster, CO. Saturday night. Busy road, Federal Blvd is. Area is fine. Small lot but I found a spot. I walk in to a guy at the front, cover is $10, ID check. Layout, bar…

The last month or so I’ve made quite a few trips mainly weekends but did hit the Anniversary Party which was on a Wednesday. The layout has been explained a million times here but there’s…

Visited about a month ago on a Wednesday night. Talent here in the evenings is usually pretty solid and found that to be the case today. Some clubs similar to this one, tend to have…

Visited on a on Tuesday evening around 9pm just to get a drink. They were pretty slow with maybe only 5-6 other customers at that time. Drink prices were pretty fair and the bartender…

Stopped by after reading a few reviews. It was a Sunday around noon. They close at 6:00 on Sundays. Only one gal working. For starters, this place isn't a strip club…

Denver, CO. Saturday night. Just came from Saturday night live. Area seems fine, comerical area, busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the register ID check and I think cover…

So I stopped here on a Friday afternoon after a round of golf in the morning. It was around 130 and there was 6 or 7 girls working. Everything had been renovated and…

I'm new to going to strip clubs, so I wasn't sure what to expect when coming here, The cover charge was 20$ and it comes with a choice of drink, this club does not have…

First visit to secrets in a few years but was in town in sand springs so I thought I would try it again . Ran into Connie the owner, who told me she…

I’m not a big fan of Kittens but my buddy said give them a second chance. Told him my experiences have been mixed but said let’s do it. I discovered a new hottie…

I was in town and staying next door at the Lamplighter Hotel and had no plans of going to a club, but when I saw they share a parking lot with my hotel I thought…

Club Risque Bristol is an easy stop. Went on a Tuesday at 9pm, still some daylight remaining. No door attendant, which they usually have at night (they were there when I left, so not sure…

This place is a wrap. For the club layout check any of the other reviews, it hasn’t changed in years. What has changed is the price. This place is one of the most expensive clubs…

Honestly I don't think I will come back to this place. I walked in around 630pm. Immediately I had company of a serious cutie. Bartender came by and she asked for a drink (on…

I remember the days when this place was Babe's. The club was rundown, drinks were cheap and there were fun times to be had. This place looks a little better on the inside now, but…

I like totally-nude places, so I thought I'd give Palace another chance. I went to the rear part on a Thursday about 10:00. I was the only customer in the main room, so I thought…

I went to the Landing Strip yesterday because it had been awhile and I was in the area. Being Tuesday, I was hoping to hit the once famous "$5 Tuesday" to get a few…

On this visit, i got dances as often i do, but the gps was strong with this one. Ugh. In hindsight i shouldve declined and waited but i figured i usually dont get aa dances…

It was a long time since I was in the club and since I was in the neighborhood I thought I would stop by. The lights were off and I drove past but out of…

This is the first time I have ever went to any gentleman's club. my friend convinced me to go along with him. It was a Wednesday night 10 pm. Entry fee was $25 which…

This was my first time going to Mickeys. I arrived around 1pm on a Thursday and walked in to 3 or 4 patrons at the bar and what looked to be 3 dancers. My club…

I went to Treasures at lunch and the manager let me in without cover since the girls were just getting ready and none were on stage. So far off I was off to…

I popped in here on a Monday night after a long hiatus. As you walk into the entrance after parking in the lot , the security guard/door guy greets you and lets you know…

Had a rare opportunity to visit this place. I went there on Saturday evening thinking that there will be a lot of activity becoz of the weekend, however when I arrived around 6 pm…

Cheyenne, WY. Saturday around 6 or so. Basically downtown Cheyenne or just next to it. Plenty of parking in a fucked up lot. There are multiples doors I took the one that leads to the…

Probably my favorite of the Greater Toronto Area clubs when I'm in town, which isn't saying much. Industrial area which has been safe for me through all manner of visit. Walk in, stage up front,…

Visited on a saturday around 11:00pm, three dancers, one bar tender, 4 customers, drink prices were not so reasonable for a dump like this, beer was 10$, mixed drinks like jack and coke was 13$…

Thematically, this is by far my favorite strip club in the country. First great thing about this place is the theme. It's themed as a hunting lodge. Taxidermy everywhere. There is a small intimate…

Arrived around 130 pm. Club is right off I35 near downtown. Not the nicest area but get safe enough. Mix of random stores and strip malls nearby and some residential just behind the club. Parking…

Cheyenne, WY. Early Saturday night. Sort leaving town going south but still in Cheyenne, not too much around. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, there like a store on the left and then…

Took another visit to legends on a Wed night. Baseball game downtown, showed up around 8:30. Nearby parking lots were asking $30-40 even though they were less than 1/4 filled. Stadium was probably pretty…

So, I just reviewed this club for a recent trip, but this is an even more recent review, as I just got home from Obsessions about 30 mins ago. It's officially my last visit…

Rock Springs, WY. Friday night at around midnight. I believe the nearby Astro Lounge is listed as temporarily closed and they didn't pick up the phone so this might be the only club around for…

Pocatello, ID. Friday night. Still pretty early. Plenty of parking, area is fine, commerical strip. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. To the left is a regular bar. To the right is the strip club…

Stopped in a on idle Tuesday evening looking to kill time. Paid cover to door man, $10, and bought a drink (only offered sodas, energy drinks, and water) for $14, got water - free refills…

This is the best place if you wanna have a good time. Came specifically for one dancer I’ve been wanting to see for a while but she had just left when I pulled up.…

Idaho Falls, ID. Friday afternoonish around 6 or 7. Nice town, good area. Plenty of parking on the street the lot was already full. Walk in, and greeted by the bartender who kind of does…