Perky Cups
13053 FM 529 #700 Houston, TX 77041

Shiney objects, decent coffee in houston

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Gribbz
Apr 7, 2026, 1:41 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Decided to give perkys anther chance. Rolled into houston on a monday afternoon around 2pm. Perkys is in a gas station parking lot at the end of a small strip center. Its highly visible next to a busy intersection.

 

Its not a strip club but on the right day you can get lap dances. Its a standard coffee shop except the girls where bikinis, lingerie, slutty outfits. Coffee is alittle over priced but not outrageous. A late today cost less than 10 and wasnt half bad. You can check there Instagram and see who is working and what they are wearing

 

Today Genesis was behind the bar when I came in. She was wearing a slutty school girl out fit with her ass hanging out. All the girls are curvy and voluptuous Latinas. I paid for the coffee with a credit card. The machine today said picture for $40, flash for $70 and lap dance for $120. After paying i made sure she saw me place a $20 in her tip jar. Thats when she turned around and showed me she had on a butt plug. She then said we could get a dance around the corner from the velvet rope. My little head almost took over for a $120 lap dance but common sense and an afternoon meeting won out the day. If it was $60 for a dance I would have jumped on it (which is still Ridiculous but the flash butt plug almost had me memorized)

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